True. I can't write as well as I type. P.S. the quality goes down when handwritten (at least in my case)!

I misread it as pie. Happy eating! ...not really. PUM has indigestion from eating 1000 pies.

I just got back on TO like 2 months ago or something like that. So back to my story. I was a person who watched TO for 25 hours. And I thought, "I could do better". And I created my first account. Then whenever I tried to play, I was 'helped' by 'gameplay demonstration (taking my gaming time) and being talked into buying a bunch of M0s that are totally useless and still collecting dust in my garage. So one day I had all the time on the computer. No distractions, no nothing. I was advised against Microupgrading so I did it because I don't like listening to rules and instructions and also because the first step was cheap. I worked on the two cheapest I could manage: FW. And now I just got back on. Looking back at my D/L, I was pretty upset to see how many times I had died. So I made it my mission to get to a D/L of at least 1. And reach 3rd Lieutenant by the end of summer. (not happening) And that's the end. For now.

What I do is write in a notebook. Maybe you can keep your ideas there?

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But I'm not playing TO right now. PUM has no wifi.

The M3 FW Kit Firebird M3 - 232150 crystals Wasp M3 - 203100 crystals Fox M3 (to survive against other FW tankers) - 250000 crystals Inferno - 440000 crystals Discount 60% - 450100 Rank: Lieutenant General to Legend

Yah but me alt gets low score cuz I never can get kills with smoky. *sigh* should have chosen another turret...

Random suggestion: Add some rhyming couplets.

Lol then my alt could get kicked cause my internet sometimes stops. And my alt sucks with smoky so there are only kill assists, no kills. Yay! Kick me! actually could teach a good lesson to noobs too like my alt. they'll finally improve!

I don't care cause I'm totally not taking any math courses. :lol:but I am PUM steps on a crack in the sidewalk and falls into a bottomless pit one minute later. PUM also pinches self to make sure this is not a dream. P.S. the nearest time portal is 57 Light years away.

What you just witnessed above ^ was a generic title. If you haven't already, please read the Mid-Ranker's Handbook: All About Crystals. In the case that you haven't, please go and read it here. Though they advise the average mid-ranker to refrain from buying items whenever possible, everyone can't stand having 20,000 crystals or more usually ignores what they say. Which allows me to inform you that while nobody except extreme buyers can enjoy the satisfaction of having a shopping spree, it's ok to buy another M1. The attentive readers say, "But it says here that 'Just don't buy it if you don't really need it.'" Well, if you really want to break out your wallet and spend it on some useless stuff new equipment and supplies, you've gone to the right article. IMPORTANT TIPS! Q: What do you want to buy? A: A paint. In this case, please look at the price tag. If it is one of those overpriced really amazing looking paints, just skip out on this one. If you're looking to buy the Orange Paint so you can submit a video of the week (yes, I already know the paint isn't Orange), fine, go ahead and buy it. And finally, the camo paints. Just play rock, paper, scissors against yourself. There. A: A turret. Or maybe a hull. Maybe a module. First, take a good look at your crystal count. Do you have enough to purchase the desired item(s)? A1: No. Why did you ask in the first place? A2: Yes. Why do you want this turret/hull/module? If the answer is for things like gold hunting, ask yourself, Am I a good gold hunter or not? The answer will quickly come, and only the true gold hunters will buy this. If you are a parkour enthusiast, then go ahead and buy it if your clan leader directs you to. Otherwise, it might just make you spend more crystals on a pointless cause if you normally don't even use the equipment. And for modules, they are ridiculously expensive, so make sure the module you get is worth your money (i.e. you buy a Firebird Module so those annoying Firebirds will have a hard time killing you) A: Supplies Step 1: Log onto Tanki Online. Step 2: Complete at least one mission. Step 3: Repeat for 7 days. Step 4: Open a container. Step 5: Did you notice you just got free supplies? Step 6: Repeat Steps 1-5 again. What's that? Oh, so you're a big drugger. Well, in that case, you might want to start using them more efficiently... A: A Pro Pass If you have time to get the best out of it, go for it. If you can't, then why bother? A: A gift. Wait till you're a Legend, okay? A: A drone. If so, keep saving. There a likely chance that your drone empty your wallet, not including the batteries it costs to operate. And besides, is it really useful to you? However, there's always a downside. Look below. A Myth About Crystals "Free Crystals" Scenario 1: I just caught a Gold Box! And I have just enough crystals! Let's go buy supplies in bulk! Scenario 2: I won the consolation prize on the Newspaper Contest (not an advertisement :ph34r:). I can buy this totally useful M1! Scenario 3: Finally! I got something useful in a container! I finally got 25,000 crystals. Let's celebrate and buy a drone! Everyone enjoys the moment that they get 'free crystals'. But what really stinks is once the crystals are gone, it's back to the drought of little reward. So cherish crystals you get without earning and save them for the right things. A Look Back In Time... You might be wondering why you're still reading, but now you should be awake. I'm going to tell about my personal failures. At the start of my Tanki career, I never knew what to be. I got convinced into buying a Thunder M0 (goodbye crystals) and the 'Commando' Kit (that was back before Update 473 (but I was too busy to say goodbye to more crystals)). So I guess everyone makes mistakes. Even tankers who write about spending crystals. Which also reminds me to tell you how I spent 40,000 crystals over a week. Micro-upgrading my Fire-Wasp. (They don't come cheap, you know?) And I totally forgot about my savings for modules... Enough of me telling my mistakes. Look below for a final thought. And if you really can't choose between two builds... Well, I guess I'm out of ideas. Happy Buying!

I am a fan of FW. I will join.

I wake up in an afterlife. PUM gets lost in a cave while exploring the afterlife. P.S. It's falling on top of you. Didn't notice those rocks hitting you in the head?

Ok sure. Thanks.

In that case, can I ask the news people to review M1/M2 kits too so I know what to buy?

Hey Nives, can you tell the devs to make more firebird kits?

Banned for a username that is too long.

I use my parkour skills to get back on earth. PUM falls into a volcano. i got a little lazy with this one

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94568762123156848612315484651565/7897897797541231235456489415687/9652 Quick hint for the next person Firebird M1 8/10 the rest are M0s Wasp M1 7/10 rest are M0s no modules 2 free paints+ white

I uses FW (fire-wasp).

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That's what my noob acc did. And then it was a mess. Pls don't call MUs dumb because they are actually useful against those who don't MU. Case in point: I'm competitive with people 5 ranks higher than me. Hopefully you are using your crystals for something good.

Well some aren't actually a glitch but some are.