I was asleep ? I will allow you to group now

3000 stars sounds a bit large for someone who hasn't ever broken 400 stars... ? It might just be a number, but it looks kinda scary...

Congrats @GG_reg for becoming Content Administrator. Knew it; well deserved! ? Does this finally mean I can proofread some more documents ?

Rewards should be in your accounts shortly; they are on their way.

Yes, Hurricane Dictator is expected to make landfall on Halloween night...

Results

My friend made this but I made the thumbnail ?

Congrats to @classic-style-hiphop and @cube3e on becoming full Social Media Helpers! No ban pliz

Eating sounds like fun. What do you like to do for fun?

Haha, we have a contest for that - Meme it! I wonder if it'll be back soon ?

Congratulations to @Held for becoming an eSports Admin. Your leadership and talents are goals ? Congratulations to @GG_reg for becoming a contest helper candidate! Tell me, when are you rejoining eSports news team ?

Indeed, but the objective was to write a description for the turret, not tell about its stats. I'm sorry if that wasn't very clear ?

Uhm, he didn't specifically say funny or unrealistic; however, it should have been a coherent description like the turret descriptions in the garage, so they ideally should tell you about the turret with a touch of humor.

"you're welcome" is a polite phrase :3 Is it fun to avoid the question?

Yay! I have more time to beg for money to buy this hull ? pliz donate

The Dictator: Write for Us Catch an Ares Good luck ?

So you don't like my life story ? Fatal Error: Person_Random.exe has crashed due to excessive water damage...

It's almost deadline time, but there are just too few entries to make Yis's ghost happy. If you would like a chance at being featured in "The Dictator", you have two weeks more. What are you waiting for; get writing! Deadline extended to October 9.

I hear there are more contests around town; try winning some containers there ?

Prizes will be delivered late on Monday; you will not be able to receive them before sales ? The pain of a F2P player...

We're not just unmasking the story behind our reporters - Sacrifice has also decoded the meaning behind each and every special helper paint. Check out the hidden tales behind the fabled helper paints here!

In this lengthy thriller, Pythor reveals the story behind one of our well-known team members: Person_Random. Oh wait, that's me ?️ Find out the origins of Random's name right here!

And finally, after a short delay, the anxiously awaited results to the popular "Design your own Turret!" contests are out. We've got some really great entries - look no further to see who won!

Will be up soon... I fell asleep few hours ago ?

I've finished... just wait ?