How can you play this long with Shaft and still not know how to hide your laser?

I am wondering how one can run away from a Hornet in a Titan.

Chopin wrote waltzes, yes. But he also wrote many not-waltzes. There is a lot of classical music without a strong beat. I chose the etude because it proves my point and it's well known. It's far from my favorite piece of music. Popular music is what really introduced the "beat." I don't think popular music is worth much consideration.

It's a good thing you are not a teacher. I couldn't think of a better way to waste time.

There is a lot of music out there that does not have a pronounced "beat." Almost all music has rhythm of course, but not necessarily indicate constant recurring percussion backbone. Example: here's Chopin's Revolutionary etude. It's a famous piece - yet it doesn't really have an easily discernible beat.

not true

I made my decision that I liked the current voice-over better before I learned that it was Maf's voice.

I prefer the current voice-over to the usual one. I hope the devs don't believe what they said about MM.

Maybe. But I am parodying the go-to response for any sort of tech issues. Sometimes it works.

Are there any plans to add overhead views of MM versions of maps?

There were so many names out there to choose. Why take this one?

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All textures in TO are really compressed, probably for optimization purposes. It's obvious they were made in a higher resolution originally.

The game is less P2W than it used to be.

Why bother with Kongregate when you can play TO on the official Tanki website?

Country relations have nothing to do with it . . . logistics and money do.

Because T34 is a totally different tank - it's not the same as T-34. T29/T34 was designed to counter Tiger II. T-34 was not.

Do your arrow keys not work? I love salty Magnum player tears. No one complains about Shaft because it doesn't have a game-breaking core mechanic.

First Abrams variant was deployed 1980s. First K2, 2014. I don't really think there's much bias. T-34 or T34? One could argue about variants all day long.

Because the majority of players are Russian.

A function must be continuous to have a derivative. Some continuous functions may not have a derivative at a given point. Take f(x) = |x| for example. To put it informally, the graph has a corner at x = 0. How do you draw a line tangent to a corner? You can't. There are also functions which have points at which the tangent line is vertical (and therefore the derivative is undefined), such as x = y2.

Perhaps to dissuade new players from wasting their crystals on them.

A texture is not code. Code is rewritten, overwritten. Textures are just no longer referenced by the game.

Not really. Some things of old Tanki were better, but many were also worse. One tends to see the past in rose-tinted glasses anyway.

I doubt it. MM considered a player's equipment long before GS came out. GS is mainly for the players, not for the system.