Here are the rules: 1. Write Something SHORT and funny. If it is a wall of text, you get an automatic *FAIL* 2. 1 post at a time 3. If it is not Funny you will get a crescendo of *FAILS* 4. 3 *FAILS* and you are banned from posting because you are clearly not funny. Keep it entertaining people.

Banning this thread Reason: Utilization of the same bans over and over again.

You guys do realize that the changes happened in January right? It has almost been a year and all of a sudden you are noticing?

Would you like to see a Tactics and Strategies Section so we no longer have to sift through the General section for information?

Banned for not realizing that a ban can't be doubled or tripled, it is either a ban or not a ban.

That is a Seal Dumbass

The lazy squirrel gathers only one nut at a time, industrious squirrels understand that by working together many more nuts can be had.

So humble.

Banned for making a post script.

I got a real life street fighter to take those zombies down

Off shore drilling moratorium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jYpX-c3Sa8&feature=related

Your not killing jack with that chainsaw, it has no chain on it. In fact if I am not mistaken, it is a plastic toy. You can make noises though and pretend it is real.

This is not the hardest game ever

Please post youtube video to confirm distance. This is freaking ridiculous

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You must smoke mexican brickweed then, only garbage worth rolling in a blunt.

Thank you Wikileaks and I are doing our best to be equal opportunity offenders of other nations.

I love how the date keeps moving backwards from Fall to December to Late January to possibly February. I am starting to think this is a joke the russians are playing on us just to see us beg to have our crystals returned and make pointless threads.