But it's physically impossible to fall INTO a black hole, because it isn't technically a hole: it's a super-dense planetoid, and she was in Nebraska where there are no black holes, so she "no ded".

I admit that those are the famous last words of more than one person!

But then John Carradine arrived and she "no ded".

I am sooo tempted to post a zero here, but I'm not going to be cruel... keep playing your little game. :D

So I'm assuming she "ded", then? Anyway, the two nations had made peace so the shot was never fired. She "no ded".

Um... then she saw that Blazing-sugar-dragon posted two completely uninvolved replies and she "no ded."

Player fordmustang12345 has been banned LIKE A PROFESSIONAL. Reason: playing this forum game entirely too much when he could be playing "Count Before Tanki Online Staff!".

But there is no way a mammoth M3 could fall on her because Tanki is a computer game and she isn't in the game. She "no ded."

Player fordmustang12345 has been banned, BANNED, BANNED! OKAY?! Reason: not understanding that I am too intensely cute to use all my M2s.

Player fordmustang12345 has been banned TO THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. Reason: disrespecting Chevrolet.

But they were just a mirage and couldn't have fallen on her so she "no ded."

But an entire collection of encyclopedias appeared so she "no ded".

I admit that trolling of any kind is against the rules, and I admit that I care about the rules.

And I'll be honest, my initial reaction was to say "It's a keyboard." :lol:

Player fordustang12345 has been banned IN CASE OF A CLOWN INVASION. Reason: glitch-double-posting and putting an unnecessary period between the words "for" and "multiple".

Okay, I have decided to take a seven-day vacation from this game, just to see how high you guys can get when I'm not around. I will not post a zero until the fourteenth of November. Good luck fending off the other helpers! 0, to give you a fresh start. :P

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No, as this is the only account that I currently have above the rank of first lieutenant, and I have no M0s on this account. Has a friend ever tickled you for so long that your skin was bruised?

Player fordustang12345 has been banned DURING A NICE LITTLE RAIN SHOWER. Reason: putting the player's name in a member link when there isn't a single moderator in Tankionline who links us to a banned player's profile.