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Matchmaking is broken - balance doesn’t exist anymore
PirateSpider replied to Mr.Blitz in Game Discussion
Its good for you, though. Builds character. -
What Is Your Opinion About the Current State of Tanki Online?
PirateSpider replied to TheCongoSpider in Game Discussion
I got an idea or two that might help. If you like, I can pm you what I have thought of. You do realize that at least 90% of what you have posted here is basically "flying hulls BAD", "Augments BAD", or a combination of the two, right? Even when there's a discussion going on that is about something completely different, you always seem to bring it back to your usual "flying hulls BAD/ Augments BAD" content. For example if someone was talking about going on a nature walk, you'd always find ways of turning it back to your "flying hulls BAD/ Augments BAD" content. I'm honestly surprised that the admins here haven't declared any content posted by you that aren't about flying hulls or augments as "Extremely Rare Finds or Sightings". Not very long. But lets be honest here. In what world are the devs gonna earn a million dollars a month for removing something and keeping it off their game? -
Pictomania: Memes, Screenshots, Internet Pics, GIFs
PirateSpider replied to monkeyburn in Off-Topic Discussion
And that's why we can't have nice things. -
What Is Your Opinion About the Current State of Tanki Online?
PirateSpider replied to TheCongoSpider in Game Discussion
Just bought a new laptop yesterday, played some games. Gonna take some time to getting used to not getting lag spikes every 2 seconds, lol. Decided to play a few matches of tanki for the first time in 18-19 months. Didnt really lag like I used to complain about which was nice. The game however felt kinda meh now compared to how it felt like 7-10 years ago. Who knows, maybe, I'm just getting old. Don't think I'm gonna play regularly again, especially knowing the result of the last 2 times I tried. Might instead just pop in here and there if I'm looking to pass some time. -
Even if you were to ban their accounts, they still have another or create another and still act like before. They could do IP bans after a number of the same violation, but the effect wouldn't be overnight. Would likely be years before change can be seen.
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Pretty much all the nice and friendly players that were once active have moved on to bigger and better things. Which means that encounters with toxic players have become super common everywhere. And unfortunately, there is no way solve it.
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Pictomania: Memes, Screenshots, Internet Pics, GIFs
PirateSpider replied to monkeyburn in Off-Topic Discussion
Too late. Already done. Womp womp womp. -
They done goof again. Womp womp womp.
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What Is Your Opinion About the Current State of Tanki Online?
PirateSpider replied to TheCongoSpider in Game Discussion
That this topic will soon reach 200 pages. -
The game itself. Can't complain about TO if it doesn't exist.
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merge Ideas for Supplies and Drones!
PirateSpider replied to Ilia.ArchangeI in Ideas and Suggestions
Who are you and what have you done with @Maf ? -
What Is Your Opinion About the Current State of Tanki Online?
PirateSpider replied to TheCongoSpider in Game Discussion
Either that player has no functioning brain matter, or he's doing a lame RTL run with some stupid challenge (ex: no upgrades). I'm more inclined to believe it's the latter. -
Oi, go get yourself that medal of honor for your good work over the years.
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"Sorry folks! We're fresh out of money, so the best we can do is discounts in the shop!" Maybe?
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Nah, I'm good. Was just browsing through, saw your message, and couldn't help but question the purpose of still doing it in a forum that's in such a wreck. But hey, you do you man, I wish you luck in your attempts.
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Never said that they were directly being removed. Just that they have a much higher chance of being removed than the serious flamatory posts. Honestly, if I was a mod, I would have given the message way sooner. Like way before it can even reach to the point of players throwing personal jabs at each other. If the players continue to instigate, then they would have been given like 2-3 warnings. And if it does reach the such a point, then the players involved would have been given lengthy bans. And I'm pretty sure this used to be a thing in the forum, up until around 2020. I've been a member of the forum long enough to know that unless you got connections with the mod/admin team, then you simply can't trust the report button to do the job. In fact, in some cases, it might be better to not touch it. You never know if you'll end up getting banned for simply reporting a post.
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What's even the point in posting these messages anymore on the forum in 2025? The members who are left just have too high of internet/keyboard testosterone to know when to back off. And the mods wont even bat an eye when disagreements escalate into personal attacking flame wars for the most part. But when a player simply criticizes the game, regardless if it's in the most respectful way, then the post has a much higher chance of being hidden or taken down.
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Touching Grass is Overrated- Still No Girlfriend
PirateSpider replied to Destrod in Off-Topic Discussion
Thats just the free to play benefits. The premium benefits which are at a low price of only $49.95, includes the following: - a toxic personality. - being 300 pounds overweight IRL. - Missing out of life outside of tanki. - jobless. - no money in their 30's, so they get to ask parents for their credit cards. - life revolves around tanki. - dont even have a clue what their bedroom floor looks like. - brain turn to mush. -even if they don't enjoy the game anymore, they still stay because they don't know when to quit. - the first step out of the house is their exercise for the year. And many many more. -
Well, damn. Never thought I'd actually see the day when Maf retires from being a helper Not surprised that he's been a helper for so long. I mean he was a helper even when I first joined the forum back in late 2016. But still, 10 years is quite an achievement. The avatar is long deserved for such a respectable and dedicated job.
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I originally planned to leave back in the start of June once the fund started. So I bought it. But I guess I was interested to see where the progress of the fund would go so I stuck around til it ended. I already used it up on like 40 or so ultra containers. And some crystals. If they were gonna waste the 8000 tks on me at this stage, then I was gonna also waste them. If I was still playing actively and didn't have any plans to quit tanki soon, I would've been thrilled to win 8000 tks. I just find it sad that they're willing to give it to someone who's leaving rather than an active player. Also I find it a bit suspicious when I was still playing with no plans to quit that I didn't win the 2023 birthday or summer esports funds. But when I was even thinking of quitting, I ended up winning the 2023 winter and 2024 summer esports funds. Anyway I'll leave it up in the air for discussion. Got one more thing to say elsewhere, and then I'm done.
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If I was AP, I would have just done all 3. I would even add a "finish x battles on the losing team" mission to counter balance the winning team mission. But its probably best to just remove the winning team mission entirely. Oh and anyone says anything about tanki's economy, that should not be mine or any other player's problem. If it'll likely affect the economy, that's only AP's problem and their own fault for focusing on short term profits instead of long term ones. Anyway, adios.
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You guys really want me to stay, don't you? 8000 tks is too much for someone like me bruh. Should've given it to someone who is still actively playing.
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Then you would need some way to entice players to stay in the battles. Like: •higher crystal % increase depending on how long you stayed in the battle • extra stars depending on how long you stayed in the battle. •5-10 tks for finishing the battle. (Maybe)
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Yeah but back then. The battles gave out too much info like who's in the battle and allowed you to join whatever team you wanted. The only info that are necessary to see in the battle before joining are: • Map • Mode • Rank range • Lowest and highest GS (maybe) • Player capacity • Number of players currently in the battle. • Time left. As for the joining mechanism, it should put you on a random team.