Don't let these evil people get you down, Paulina9. If we had a section for POLLS and GAMES in the Forum you would not have to tolerate these people. You could make your wonderful polls and people could go to the POLLS SECTION of the Off-Topic Discussion and enjoy them. Why don't you start PMing Mr. Bruce Lunga, Paulina9. He is the BIG BOSS of the English Forum. Tell him that you want a POLLS SECTION and a GAMES SECTION for the Off-Topic Discussion forum. He is busy man, Paulina9. You may have to PM him lots and lots of times. I think the fact that you love Puppies and Kittens is wonderful ... seriously.

The colors we have in the Forum are good, solid, earthy colors. Green, brown, black, etc.. But let's be honest aren't they a little DULL. The game itself is filled with great colors and getting even better. What is going on with the Forum? This is just a suggestion. I picked blue at random. It could be virtually any color. While you are deciding on what color you prefer; I want you to do something for me. I want you to devote at least one hour to contemplating my GREATNESS.

FBI posted this photo in another topic. You are seeing it here for the first time. I am not impressed by that photo, FBI!! Look at the wild look in that man's eyes. It is the worse case of RAGING COSSACK SYNDROME I have ever seen in my life. If the electrical power were to go OFF in Perm, Russia for more 24 hours these events would start to happen: The entire male staff of Tankionline would put on ugly leather caps, mount freaky looking tiny horses, and sweep out across the Steppe burning and pillaging. The entire female staff of Tankionline would immediately gather the dirty laundry, rush to the nearest river, and begin pounding it against the rocks and hanging it from the trees to dry. It's called a RUSSIAN WASHING MACHINE. Civilization, as we know it, would cease to exist. Whatever you do, FBI, stay away from this man. He's DANGEROUS. You have been warned.

Picture Here tb he made that option :hunf: i didnt even know that could be a weapon I have been following your progress in the Forum, Zagatoboy. I have some questions for you ? Were you dropped on your head a lot when you were a child? Have you ever gone longer than 5 minutes without breathing?

I know how I got into Tanki. The question is HOW DO I GET OUT?? I am a TANKIONLINE ADDICT. It is all I think about 24/7. It has taken over my life!! I need an INTERVENTION!!!

That was FANTASTIC !! It did have one BIG ERROR. Those are MAHJONGG TILES.

This topic can not be closed until that woman is awarded her prize money. That was a TRICK QUESTION !! The question should have been "Which of the following is the largest on EARTH?". She is CORRECT!! Yet another attempt by BIG BUSINESS to cheat and manipulate POOR PEOPLE out of their BEAN MONEY.

Crouching Dragon, Hidden Papaya

Master of Understatement. I am so sorry I haven't responded to your topic earlier, JoJo. I was in Hollywood signing autographs for my admiring fans. Sony Film Studios has signed me to STAR in the remake of GONE WITH THE WIND. I will be playing the part of Rhett Butler. I am so excited. FAME!! It is a burden, but I know I can carry it on my massive, muscular, manly shoulders. You requested a pic and here it is my lovely. Forgive the "blur". I had just gobbled down two 12 piece KFC Family Buckets and 5 litres of delicious Mashed Potatoes and Gravy. I got grease on the lense of my cell phone cam. This is MY PICTURE. Some user named Alky something or other had gotten his hands on it and was posting it on the Forum as some obnoxious person that I will not even mention here. Don't believe their UNTRUTHS. "How do I look?" Steve McQueen to some unknown actor in the classic movie, Papillon. I would have autographed it for you, JoJo. Alas, I could not do it. I dropped my crayon into my 4 litre bucket of delicious KFC Cole Slaw and could not find it. Maybe next time.

Sorry wrong topic. I can't delete the message now.

You have really got to see this one! Read it before it is banned. polllllllllllllllll http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/28030.page It defies description.

The link below is an example of the kind of "dribble" one has to endure once they achieve my level of GREATNESS. I am under constant assault from these types of Delinquent Dingleberries. I flick them away with my middle finger as easily as one of them would flick a booger at their sister. This topic was locked and should have been deleted. Apparently it was not deleted. In my opinion this makes it open to public viewing. It can be located by simply searching my profile. Can we say, "Someone made a BOO BOO". Notice how this guy wilts before my power during the conversation. Many thanks to my fans and supporters for your words of encouragement. WARNING: This link contains Profanity It is not for the squeamish. Adults Only. NAW!!! Forget it.

No doubt about it' date=' Steven. He may be gone, but his legend lives on! I know you knew him personally, Steven. His demise must have been a great loss to you. I am certain that as long as we can move a mouse or press a key his legend will continue to enlighten and entertain future generations. Just when the ... [Forum Game'] That air biscuit curled my nose hair!! ... crowd thinks they have taken over the Front Page; Ol' SmokyBomber will return to remind them exactly who is DA BOSS. I have to stop now. My eyes are filling with tears.

Definite WINNER!! Latvian_Killer http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/149180.page Ol' Lat created a topic that consisted of nothing but a punctuation mark. It's a PERIOD, people! Definite LOSERS. The EIGHT people that replied to it. We are really lucky he didn't use a question mark. His topic could have been on the Front Page for years. Remember. Always shoot the wounded. They only hinder the retreat.

SmokyBomber is a classic. It will keep coming to the Front Page long after the Tankionline FINAL UPDATE 99.000. Your children and grandchildren will be reading this post!! Be afraid!! Be very afraid!!

We have another winner!! Paulina9 She has created THREE topics and they are all on the FRONT PAGE!! [Poll] do you like Puppies? http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/149018.page [Poll] do watch Too Cute? http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/149273.page [Poll] Like Kittens And/Or Puppies? http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/149271.page I love cats and dogs, but this is OVERKILL. I can tell from her Gurgle Babble Talk that she is really young or really ... insert your own opinion here. I believe she is the person they banned from the Complaint Forum. No one could figure out what she was complaining about. If you really like cats check out this video: http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/149054.page from Stripe237. I thought it was cool. After reading Paulina9's postings I was in the process of dousing myself with petrol and trying to strike a match. I was finally pushed over the brink. I think it was the "do watch Too Cute" poll that did it. The DEVON REX video saved my life!!

Rather than put you through the agony of going to this topic link (http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/143556.page) ; I will just post the first page here. Does Tankionline really want to be associated with something like this in ANY shape, form, or fashion? My personal opinion is NO. I wonder if the Moderators or even the Admins are aware of this "thing". I guess they are after all. See below. Pssst ... we have a man on the inside. Please feel free to PM this link to Bruce Lunga or go to the Main Index and scroll down to the bottom. Choose any or all of the Admins or Moderators and PM this link to them. I did. I feel much better now.

You are not worthy enough for another post, Fjelstad1678. Take this old one instead. Don't make me start with the "milking chickens" references. I know how much they hurt you. Thanks for emailing that pic of your pet chickens. Very considerate. That was a great idea you had to name your pet chickens after the Power Rangers. I didn't understand the part where you stated that you wanted to become a ... what ? Professional Chicken Wrestler. I don't understand ?

Don't get uppity with me young man!! I am not the guy that takes your lunch away from you at school. You are not a Troll of Quality like MOI. I will not respond to you anymore. You are not worthy. Please return to your BLUE COLLAR TROLL NEIGHBORHOOD (lol) and leave the Aristocrats alone.

You want some WHINE with that CHEESE? Go cry to the moderators, Little Girl. You are all just names on a screen to me. You just aren't as cool as that CHUCK_NORRIS guy. You could have learned a lot from him. In the immortal words of W.C. Fields, "Go away kid. You bother me." P.S. Don't start posting your "filth" either. Everyone is tired of your "dirty mouth".

Please note Alklines posting here: http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/149018.page#2539995 1. He is one of the best players on the English servers. He is also drugged 24/7. Forget about crystals. 2. He thinks that pic is REAL. It's Photoshopped. 3. OR ... he thinks they actually make people that small somewhere on the planet Earth.

I'm shocked!! I thought the Master Troller himself would know what was going on in here.