Go here and read: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=32387 Your rank is high enough for you to start thinking for yourself. It's time to John Wayne Up !!! Go saddle your own horse !!!

It came from the MAN himself. Scroll down and read it here: http://en.tankiforum...pic=163326&st=0

You have POSTED 81 TIMES in your own topic. My questions are: Have you made a decision ?? How long does it take for you to make a decision ?? At your rank shouldn't you make your own decisions ??

Posted 15 Nov 2012 - 10:37 Vladmir Kovtun replied: 1. Wow! Maybe you don't know, but we stop develop it. We will upgrade TO 1.0 instead of doing TO 2.0. 2. Re:balance coming soon. Not next update, but soon. 3. This week i think. Rebalance is coming !! Is it a good thing? Maybe .... Let me guess: 1. Freeze's power will be reduced 50 percent and it will be renamed the Cool Breeze gun. 2. Isidia's range will be doubled and it will be renamed the Just Here For The Points gun. 3. Hornet's speed will be reduced by 30 percent and it will be renamed the Lightly Armored Slow Moving Target hull. 4. Thunder will be rebalanced AGAIN and renamed the I Want To Be A Smoky gun. 5. Shaft will remain the same, but be renamed the Cry Baby Cry gun. 6. Rico's power will be increased 50 percent and its ability to fire at a 45 degree angle will be increased to a 90 degree angle. *** Its name will remain the same so that users can argue about how to pronounce Ricochet. The possibilities are endless.

I agree with, Datie. I have never had a problem with "newbies" joining a game as long as they do their best and try to contribute to the battle. I do have a problem with "noobies" regardless of their rank. Noobies just take up space and destroy the quality of the battle regardless of which team they are on.

It's not really TTT. Go here and download the program Monkey Magic created: http://en.forum.tank...howtopic=162331. Once it starts press the L key. It's some kind of glitch in the program. It's a lot of fun !!! You can eliminate the smoke and explosions and turn it into a "floating tank". LOL. I am sorry you didn't like it, Datie. I will try to do a better job next time. Should I use footnotes ? LOL. Get out of here !!!

The Rank Avatars put an end to you. LOL.

No offense, but were you dropped on your head at birth ? The name above you is NOT me. It's a clone !! Spend more time in the battles and less time on the forum. You might rank up faster. That is all I have to say on this subject. Fini.

Today while testing a NEW JET ASSISTED LAUNCHER for the M3 Mammoth; our Forum may have lost one of its greatest assets. GENERAL CHEAP PLASTIC FLOWER. While testing the new system in an older model Mammoth it appears that General Flower may have lost control of the guidance system or possibly fell asleep at the controls. After blasting off into the upper atomsphere all contact was lost with General Flower. Tankionline officials have declared that the search for him will be ongoing until General Flower or identifiable chunks of him are located. The Tankionline officials wished to express condolences to the family of General Flower. In lieu of flowers the family of General Flower request that Tankionline deposit 100,000 crystals into his account. It's just in case he has survived this terrible event and is out there somewhere struggling to make it back to the English Forum. Tankionline Control Tower Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9v0ihcDgqI For Entertainment Purposes Only

Exactly Lrefd. Koolwalky never realized that wasn't me. He didn't see the difference in the letters. I got a ban and whomever created it got a few laughs. So it goes .... P.S. Moderators: I did not create that "other" page.

I strongly disagree with that remark. It is time the POOP PROBLEM was openly discussed in the Forum. It is my opinion that the POOP PROBLEM is a greater threat to humanity than Global Warming. Unless this problem is brought under control soon, future generations could be buried under MegaTons of the stuff.

Is that the newest European Home Heating System ?? Can I get it at an IKEA store ??

You must stop this constant harassment, NikNik. You are disrupting the tranquility of the Fan Club. If you continue with these abusive and untrue remarks I will have to BAN YOU from the ALL of our Private Practice Sessions and require you to return all of your Dog Puke Medals. It is a well known fact that I have only ONE account. This has been proven over and over in the Forum. This is SLANDER of the highest order. I will see you in court. My lawyer will be in contact soon.

I am still confused. I consider myself a wine connoisseur; but I cannot decide if it should be served with a white or a red wine. Perhaps a tart domestic beer ? I really need some suggestions. I have some special guests coming for dinner next week.

You are new here aren't your ?? I was at one time the King of the Trolls. I was at one time the most hated person in the English Forum. I was at one time the biggest Liar in the history of Tankionline. I was at one time voted the MOST LIKELY TO BE BANNED FOR LIFE. I am still all those things and more. However, I am currently involved in some other projects. I hope to resume my duties soon. Please feel free to register for my Fan Club. Because you seem like a nice person I am going to give you TWO DOG PUKE MEDALS and guarantee you that you will receive THREE DOUBLE CRYSTAL CARDS this week. Please allow 7 to 10 business days for delivery.

This has happened before ... I am NONE of those people. I have only one account. The mydogrover account belongs to my wife, SweatLlama. She is Russian. She is originally from Poopvova. That is over the top, kmakanaka. That is REALLY disgusting. You should not have posted it. I hope they ban you.

Count me in.

That dog has the MANGE !! Whatever you do don't let it sleep with you. All of your hair will fall out. Mange is a class of skin diseases caused by parasitic mites.

Why was this topic locked ?? It didn't STINK as badly as most of the topics in OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION. Here is the link: http://en.forum.tank...59&hl=photoshop Hey!! I have a right to say POOP too !! Everyone else is saying it.

I don't have anything against poop. It is the aftertaste I find hard to tolerate. Does it come in mint flavor?

She is in here trying to save an innocent dog's life and all you can do is hurl insults at her. Have you no shame, man !!!

You are doing fine, Paulina. There is no need to stop. Please carry on.

I am going to use YOUR TOPICS to post MY TOPICS. You never get banned and you always have something on the Front Page. When or if I have something serious to discuss I will simply post it in YOUR TOPICS. That way I am almost certain they will be seen and possibly read. The LOWER RANKS are just filling the forum with JUNK. I thought the 16+ was meant for age. I guess the newbies thought it was the MAXIMUM IQ you are allowed to have before you can post. Thanks in advance.

This is insanity, Paulina. You have to stop doing this stuff. I realize that a rat has eaten off your nose and you will never be elected Prom Queen; but is that any reason to turn our life into a living Hell with your out of control gravedigging??

Is this on the Chinese version of Tanki?? I don't recall anyone playing "quietly" OR Drug Free on any of the maps you mentioned.