Yeah, a report button is something that's been needed for awhile, but whenever we bring it up, some staff member just shows up and mentions that we have no need for such foolish things, as we have a /vote feature. Burn /vote with fire, then stomp on that little piece of horrible game design with leaden boots.

The best way to get subs is to upload actual videos, or maybe even make a contest channel where you just have random art contests or something, just so people will sub just so they don't miss any contests. If you did that I'd sub, but no way I'm turning off my noscript on that shady lookin' gleam site. Doing it this way will net you a number of subscribers, but they will quickly dissipate as soon as they decide to start cleaning their subscriptions.

Tuna tastes better than bricks, that's for sure.

The new updates are money-grabbing and dumb. They make me feel awful. There, some nice pointless criticism for ya, eat it up. :P

There's teammates who get shot down carrying the flag, and when you try and cap it, they sit there on the cap point demanding it back. Nah-uh, if you lost it, you lost it, if you want to keep it, don't die. And don't follow me around trying to hand my flag back either, I don't want it, just cap the thing.

Vulcans are the best way to get easy XP.

Made this:

That would be awesome if people actually paid that much attention to anything I said.

If there was ever a real king of trolls, he would never admit to being such.

The drill alarm should sound just like the X-files main theme.

We might gain a new food source, maybe aliens taste like bacon.

Shout "no kill" then proceed to destroy as many as you can. Best tactic.

Real life is nothing compared to how important the Tanki forums are, does he not know this?

Yeah, y'all forgot to mention the winners.

That's "Good Guy Greg", I think the actual meme you were looking for was "Scumbag Steve".

Someone doesn't know the appropriate use of that meme. My least favorite food is dried bricks, the unhardened ones aren't as bad, but they are still pretty awful.

I shall write my own guide on this topic. 1. Make sure to always use funky text. Your text coloring skills will always impress your readers, and make them want to read more. Use random, bright, and annoying font colors to grab attention and awareness. Randomly whitening some of your article will also work. 2. Use magnitudenous words of which you are not fully aware of the linguistic functionality. Your readers will always be impressed at the large words, even though they do not understand them. This will work especially well with users who actually understand these words because they will appreciate all the hard work you put in to typing them. 3. CAPS LOCK IS A WRITERS FRIEND!!!!!! Caps lock, also combined with excessive punctuation, is an awesome way to drive your point home. Readers will focus intently on anything written in caps, and will learn more efficiently. 4. splling is not necessary. Spelling and proper punctuation are a waste of time. Readers will get the point anyways, so there is no need to spend the extra time it takes to fully make sure your article is spelled properly.

We get it, we get it, but these mock articles lose their effect after the first one. Seeing a strange guide to eating chicken for the first time is humorous, but like a joke told twice, it just doesn't have that effect the second time around.

This is a reverse quit thread.

The ghost of once fair Tanki is very real.

1. Don't try and get free crystals. I simplified your whole article.

But I dun wanna. Oop, you are running the contest, forgot that, sowwy, XD. It was mostly supposed to be a demonstration of what a faked image could look like so that they could be more easily spotted.

I carry a strip of bacon in my wallet, It repels the vegetarians. Eet mor beef! Hmm, the recipe seems interesting, but I don't know if you can even get pig lung anywhere around here.

If they were edible, could we eat them and not be considered cannibals?

M2? M2!!?!?!? We would need an M3+ ovah here!