It was FishyFood34 I believe, I had the first pin that came out and everything.

Club Penguin is the only free2play game I've ever spent real money on, it was either that or webkinz, I don't remember. Don't know how you guessed that though. A stupid flash game where you waddle around and give your money to Disney. It will lag on a gaming rig it's so poorly optimized.

So, you're just going to run around and claim all the usernames you want for yourself? How rude. I like you.

I have about a 15 word Spanish vocabulary, and thanks to this game, can now spew Russian cuss words. Does that make 3?

#AncientAliens Star Trek was a more reliable source of scientific realism.

In 2016 I expect scientists to develop a fully functional warp drive. Don't disappoint me, science.

Unfortunately, that last one should be true. Shaft loads up way too fast.

All the m3 hulls and turrets, cost, 1 crystal, available at whatever rank LaserShark is currently at. LaserShark is a noob.

I made it onto this thread! I feel like I've fulfilled my purpose in life.

I'll never give you my account password, even if you offer me 9999999999999 crystals and tell me your dog died and wish to give me those crystals to remember your deceased pet. I'll never nuke Madagascar, mostly because Madagascar is a nice place, and I would hate to mess it up. I'll never eat the entire planet, not in one sitting at least.

Happy birthday, The.Devourer, I wish you a long life and much cake. Hopefully enough cake that you are then too full to be capable of devouring my tank or anything like that. I like my tank, I wish to keep it.

He's the best! I love that song where he punches that guy in the face.

That's kind of the actual point.

But, I AM quitting club penguin, well, I haven't played it in years and don't even know my password anymore, but today I have made the decision to never play it again! But seriously, I was hoping that the absurd repetitive talk of my awesomeness would be a major clue to sarcasm, but if a mod could change it to " I Quit [Club Penguin]", that would be nice. That would have been a better title in hindsight.

I've been wanting them to come up with a profitable fusion reactor for awhile. What's taking them so long? All they need to do is bring some gasses up to sun-like temperatures in an efficient manner. Piece of cake!

The whole thread was supposed to be a mockery of quit threads, but no-one actually read it. And most everyone seems to think I'm actually quitting Tanki now. XD

Nope, nope, just club penguin.

Oh, no, what makes you think I'm leaving these forums?

Today I must bring you sad news, I am leaving club penguin! So, I've created this thread to say goodbye to all the many, many folks in my friends list. All 10 or so of you, and, well, half of them are family, so, they will see me again, unless they disown me for quitting. So, goodbye to all of my friends on club penguin. No, I'm not quitting here, just club penguin. I beg of you, please shower my thread with loads of attention and praise, for you shall never gaze upon the awesomeness that was my awesome account. So as proof y'all take everything way too seriously, and don't read nuthin, I've made this thread. Honestly this is just here to mock quitting threads, but, oh well. As we look back at all the good times we had, we shall never forget me, or my supreme awesomeness, for many will strive to be half as awesome, and will fail. You may freely give of your kind and loving comments about my awesomeness, surely the game will be a much worse place without all of my own awesomeness just filling the forums and game with awesome loads of awesomeness. Surely there never was, or ever will be, a player with as much supreme awesomeness as me. I know you are crying in your hearts as I bring this soul-crushing news upon you. I apologize. In fact, with my departure, I'm not sure that game will survive, for all I know, my awesomeness was like the pillars of a golden castle. People gather around just to stare at the awesomeness, but as soon as they are ripped away, the no-so-magnificent building built upon the pillars begins to crumble. So, soon the once great penguiney game of penguinness will fall due to the lack of a player as awesome as me. And I will miss all of my fellow players as well, but not nearly as much as I'm sure they will all miss me, and my almighty awesomeness. </sarcasm>

Finished it. Yay! Probably a bit late, but meh.

My eyeballs are eating pages? Ewwww!

Hmm, I should make a few goodbye topics, make all those people so happy, and then rip it away the next day by showing up again. Stare at this to mess up your vision for a bit.

Should be, I think it's supposed to be out sometime today.

The thing is, it would be difficult to control distance, which is important on a mortar type weapon.

He got mine, so there's at least one.