The best way to respond though is to simply ignore, sometimes they just want a reaction out of you, so by responding, you are essentially giving them what they want. They are trolls, nothing more, so you should ignore those obnoxious trolls, and focus on what is more important, making things go boom!

XD, that's funny.

In my opinion XTs are the best update Tanki has made in a long time, which really doesn't say much for Tankis updates. XTs allow wallet warriors to dump their cash in the game with carefree joy, while not ruining the fun of everyone else around them. Now if only the rest of Tanki worked like that.

^ Shame on you! So much shame, you should be double ashamed due to the amount of shame!

Oh, I did not know that, learned a new figure of speech today. I thought Shed was just being weird.

I suggest a new turret called the Moofleycoop. This turret is a large, green blob, and shoots goofyflurps. These goofylflurps bounce across the ground, heading for any enemy tanks they can see. When they come across the ground they leave trails of green goofyooze. This goofyooze will stuckify any tank that crosses it. The stuckified tanks must do the goofygoo dance in order to escape from the stickyness.

That moment you lie up-side-down, inches from a gold box.

I shall explain what happened, Tanki was sitting there spitting out moneys for the developers, but the developers wanted more moneys. At first they tried asking Tanki nicely for more moneys, but Tanki did not give. They got mad and poked Tanki with a pen, a little money fell out. They were happy, but not for long, it was not enough. One of the developers grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed Tanki, more money came out. Then they just went wild, stabbing and stabbing Tanki until it became a pile of bloody, money belching sadness. Now Tanki lies a murdered ruin because of the developers want for money.

This isn't a quit thread, this is a "Hey I'm taking a 4-month break" thread.

You know, the quickest way to look in a spoiler chain is to just hit the quote button.

Here's what you need to do: These letters look like they say one thing, but they are actually a secret code. You need to download a specialized set of government code cracking tools in order to discover the secret message behind these letters that will lead you to the next clue. The code cracker you need to download is called the "Super Illuminati Freemason Global Domination Alien Takeover Code Cracker" and to get it, you must follow the huge URL that has been created by the contest organizer. The URL is made of the first letter of every post he/she has made ever.

Other: Lunch

@splitterpoint That's actually pretty good.

Jokes on you, the last one was one of the first ones I clicked.

Model them in one half hour, sure, but they are textured extremely well.

I would start 3D modeling my own tank.

The game, where if you work really hard, you might just get 10 drugs!

Well, it's tomorrow morning! Welcome back!

Go Redskins! I love your non-politically correct team name!

Hey!

Personally I think it was far better before Disney got their hands on it. I didn't know they had stuffed toys though, I should google that.

I would, I mean, it's a bird, right? It should be fine unless it's a penguin or ostrich or something like that.

Oh no! We shall all miss you so much! See you tomorrow!