I wish snow was flammable, so I could make a big pile and burn it to get some warmth.

I like Japanese speakers. I mean, the Japanese always seem to make good stuff, and the speakers they put on their radios and sound systems are always high-quality. I also think you should definitely try some of the Sony base speakers, they put out a real nice sound.

I personally think the XTs look too over-the-top ridiculous, like they belong in Warhammer 40K, not Tanki. My favorite is Thunder M3.

My favorite stereotypes are Bose and Sony.

Oh will ya look at that, just look at that! Isn't that sumthin? Will ya just look at it, look at it! It's beautiful! Will ya just look at that! One, two, three, four, I declare a rage war! I suggest we use all this energy to instead spam Kronix's YouTube inbox.

I think if aliens wanted to destroy they planet, it would be like squashing an ant on the floor, they would most likely be so technically advanced that we would look like like a club-wielding tribe to them, and any contact would be useless to them. On the other hand, if we were to build spacecraft and discover a planet of aliens, it's likely they would be the club-wielding tribe at that point, and any alliance would be useless to us. So basically aliens would be pretty useless unless we were both at an even level of technology.

I'm not the least bit surprised TBH, I've seen these dumb contests for awhile now, and when I see someone say "Please like and subscribe to this channel to enter", unless the channel has a decent reputation already, it's generally not worth entering.

Yay! Can't wait, hoping for the return of the photography contest. I bought a whole bunch of lights and need something to use them for,XD.

Not another minimod, oh wait, it's you again. My favorite singer is Rebecca Black.

As did I, I was all ready to learn about some awesome welding stuff, was decently disappointed.

Sparta!

Small maps do seem to offer the benefit of a large amount of crystals and EXP.

Alright, alright, don't get ready to burn me at the stake, I admit I faked this, and thus it is a non-competing entry, but a Tanki image hoaxing contest would be fun! It's an obvious fake, but try to guess where real Tanki ends and the faking begins.

They need to add exploding gold boxes, it would be so much funner.

Nothing, that's right, my new kit contains nothing. Cost: 500,000 crystals. Please purchase.

If would can make one account for every turret/hull combo, you would have more crystals per turret/hull for micro-upgrades and such. Micro upgrades are a stupid money-sucking game feature, but if you really want them, that could be one way of obtaining them.

Wait, we have a mobile version?

I think the reason this one is not popular is it looks difficult to move around in, it's filled with obstacles, walls, ramps and bridges. Many of the sections can only fit one tank, as there is no room to drive around another teammate in. Both Island and Arena are more open maps, even if the size is similar.

The best way to fix a broken laptop is to place it in a microwave. PS> That's a joke, do NOT do that, well I assume you already know that, but if you don't, throwing electronics in the microwave only does bad things to them.

Mine used to be much better in all of it's rainbowey goodness, before it was heartlessly and brutally murdered.

Nope.

^ Minimod detected! Anyways, I play the oogumboo, this is an instrument frequently found on many alien worlds, but strangely enough, never on Earth. This instrument is played completely with the brain waves of the artist creating the music. This instrument can be affected by your mood as well. Many famous oogumboo players will cancel a concert or event when anything comes up that might affect their emotional state, so going to a oogumboo concert is a very rare and special experience. For this reason, ticket prices can be insane. Another thing contributing to the musical rarity of such an instrument, is that the sound waves created can not be stored by any means known. This means that you will never find oogumboo music on your Spotify playlist. It is truly a special instrument.

Goodbye, I wish you a long and happy life, may you not spend all your money on video games, well, you can spend some money on video games. Just don't spend all of it, cuz then you would be broke, and eventually homeless, and then you won't be able to play any games, unless you get a job and start playing games again. I never really knew you, but I'm just posting in here, I hope you do not mind, I really just want another post, but since I've already said stuff in the important threads, I thought I would post here. Now, I probably should have just posted something like "Ok", but I feel like I would be ripping off dilsharox at that particular point, and, well, just posting "Ok" is kind of his thing, so I will leave that to him. But anyways, now that you have posted a quit thread, you must now sign a paper that forces you into a legal bind keeping you from playing Tanki. It's kind of like one of those restraining orders you get on your ex-wife, but this is for a game, so, there's that. And I want pics to prove that you signed the document too, you can't just come in here and say "OK, I signed it."