I apply for the highly underpaid position of Attorney General. Here are my details: Username: Yisroel.v.2.0 Passwo... haha, nice try. Skills: I can blow two feet bubble gums hanging from monkey ladders with a 100 pound man on my back. Why I am eligible: I bring a lifetime supply of apple pie. Long live the MTGA Movement. Bruce Wayne

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that would be cannibalism I guess.

I'm no longer receiving any issues in logging in or joining a battle. Although the load up is painfully slow, and my PING is as high as stars in the sky, the issue is starting to resolve slowly. To all the programmers; keep doing what you are doing. It is no longer a matter of 'if', but a matter of time. However, I'm still getting disconnected for no reason at all, and my high ping is something that is different from how Tanki normally reacts when I have high ping. I can see the battle properly, and there is no delay or lag, but my ping itself is very high, I cannot really damage anyone, and I am seen lagging across the whole map to other players in the battle, even though I can view them properly without any delay. Basically how spectator mode works, without me being in the battle.

Team Programmers FTW! Rest assured everyone, the above gif is only a fraction of hard work our programmers do to make the game efficient and problem free. Just give it a few hours, have a chore you forgot to do? Homework left? Relieve yourself of those tasks while the servers get maintenance.

I find this update to be quite useful, I'm completely sure that the developers are turning switches and pressing buttons behind the scenes to fix the lag issue, although it is quite common for them to occur after major updates like these. And it's really certain that this update makes chat moderation way, way more convenient. GJ developer team but pls fix lag as soon as possible, Ranking Cups tommorow :)

Thank you, mi Lord and sensei @Flexoo *bows, then starts sobbing*

Congratulations to our honest community manager for spending his time to rank up to Sergent Major. I'd put a nives pun in here but they're too overused so I won't. Congrats!

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Congratulations to clan Biological Hazard(HZD) for making it through to Top League. Lit clan fam

I'll be there, lingering in the shadows :ph34r:

Aww yiss

Oh boy. here we go again.

Hi! Put mine in. 3rd of October 2017

Player trooll has been baned for 6 MONTHS. Reason: Noticing how I misspelled the word "banned'

I win.

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0. Yes, we have nothing better to do.

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very high fever

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Player trooll has been banned for 8 MONTHS. Reason: Cause I can. #dealwithit

What newspaper when newspaper why newspaper how newspaper? PS: Add me to the skype group to avoid further discussion on this topic.

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