Together we rule, alone we die. Unite, ye dragons, rebel or rule. For when you disband, you fall. And is a rebellion not a step to destruction? So, I, part of the Starilen Throne, beg you to not mutiny. Starilen is a friend, but we earnestly request you to not rebel. For if a rebellion leads to the fall of the Clan of Dragons, history will name none responsible but you. I feel betrayed by you in particular, Doomdragon. You were the loyalest of Crested Dragons, the greatest of storywriters in the Clan, but you have fallen to the poison of greed. You know how the Spam Rebellion fell, you will suffer the same. Out with respect and a request, The Starilen Throne. (penguins, go spy the rebels, kill them if necessary) :ph34r: @Vrydes hey, I thought you could buy?

My long ears hear that the Clan of the Dragons of Joy have been cursed by the darkness known as inactivity. Fear not, for the Penguins of Starilen have not forgotten the alliance which once existed between us! Rejoice, for we must destroy this curse together. For we rule together, but disbanded we fall. The Starilen Special Advisors have said that a competent and active player who can be a leader and is assured to either never reach Major or has surpassed the rank which triggers this curse. We hope that you will consider our humble advice, Dragons. Out with respect, the Starilen Throne.

Cool, Iron Days. Honestly I wasn't expecting them so early after Valentine's but time to race to get the crystals for Striker or some medium hull M2, or better, save for an M3 kit later on! The experiment looks cool, hoping it turns well...

:cough: :cough: :cough: Anyways, on a more serious note, good luck guys! You're already so spammy too, and when is the official clan coming? Anyways, good luck guys, keep up the period of activity! (weird, the clan was always inactive for thelast period of my first join, and basically the entire period of my second join, excluding the tourney stuff) And may I vote? :ph34r: ok kidding

Hammer noob now? Pls, narrower cone means harder aiming, the ricochet is far harder to use than Rico, and you end up damaging yourself more, and you have longer clip reload. What here does not use skill?! As for Twins, it's really hard to play it now imo. The splash forces you to stay at least a prop or two away, and then the severe accuracy and damage dropoff issues that come almost immediately after make it pretty hard. Its only my guess, but at least it makes it more skill requiring. And when did TO ruin isida? I don't wanna face em now, they're just OP damagers. Bad part, Isida druggers rule again xD And guys, SHAFT IS NOT RUINED! Come on, you can literally blow off medium hulls of same modification, and the cost is just about 1 second more to get max power. Also, making it at least sometimes able to hold its own in close matches is great.

I said no cause hey, you have to make it even harder to use than in WoT if you wanna give it a 90° max gun elevation angle + immense damage and splash xD Oh well, it does require skill, imo it requires quite a bunch of experience with the vertical aim shots to play well. Not bad. Back to topic. Riddler, can you ever be more serious?! Oh wait I forgot you can't be serious... damage to kill a Mammoth same level, no drugs, that's stupid. Even the no-scope vertical aim can't balance that out at all...

Whew. Isida is finally a proper healer. Can hold its own against enemies, but is primarily a support and healer. Get that right nug complainers, that's actually nice... yea of course I found it an "uhoh" thing when read it first, but realized it. Oh well, stahp complaining, there has to be that support thing! Hammer's changes are interesting, not necessarily a nerf too tbh, just requires more skill imo. The Rico-Hammer shots will be the best part tbh, xd Shaft. Erm, the sniper mode feels OP now, prolly the 1 second increase helps balance. Arcade damage dropoff looks ok, not too bad, but I kinda don't know that could work out... Nice changes, imo

:cough: drak gets rekt :cough: Ah just kidding. I might expect a lower range tho due to no damage dropoff over range in order to balance it out, (hey, that'd be OP with that and dont tell me Shaft also has it so no balance issues) that's possible. But well, maybe that's right. WAIT a second, if you're both reporters how did this point not get pointed out while Drak was writing?! Of course I'm not wanting leaks, xd :P

:cough: check wiki. Even with max velocity + correct angle, as it appears from the article the artillery shell cannot reach the other base from one base - Highways length is 65 props, Artillery range is around 45 props. Of course, "subject to change" and it's quite likely the article can be wrong even when on the demo. Of course I don't mean to insult the article, Drak :P

It's actually just perfectly Master Sergeant xD And thanks a lot for that, I could never manage 40 in 15 minutes but 30 in 15 minutes is easier...

The 40 kills thing deters me, else I'd do Also, if I do it, can I enter from alt while posting from this account?

Wait a second. You won't get any bonus crystals from crystal packs, and no double crystals with DCC. Now THAT is a great fail. It might still be better with golds or kits or special packages, dunno..

:cough: buy more stuff to reach $20 dollars. This way you get more stuff in the same amount of money xDD Tho seriously that must be annoying. It's all by paygarden and I won't know, but that trick I stated could (theoretically) work... but yea, there should at least be a note that you can't buy less than the entire quantity of the card...

You are so damn evil Drak, I was gonna do this very article in AWC!!! NUB! Anyways, jokes aside, really nice job man! Gonna love this turret, except its hard :p

Can i give anything in any game? If so, here's mine. For those here playing WoT Blitz, I shall allow thy to join my top secret clan or maybe something else (dunno what I can do) if you just help me complete one mission :evil: :ph34r:

Wait, I dont get this completely. Now you, or maybe us, say that we'll give something if you do something? waw lel

Exactly hah, totally hilarious feature that thing has, very advantageous. And a quick way to SD or troll nugs xD Tho I'd rather have had a turret which could turn a little bit only, like 20° horizontal traverse left and right, but no traverse is illogical. After all, even any real turretless tank always can turn that gun a bit, but yea, as it's a demo, maybe things will change. And I'd forgive if that bit would make it OP, but k Also, the name Artillery is horrible, it'd be way better to have a better one, maybe even named after a real artillery xD But the turret itself seems a pretty game changing thing to the game, cool. As for the Valentine's Day sales, time to get me back in. Or not. Or maybe. Hey, who knows?

WoT Blitz. Oh wait a second, when do I play Tanki?! Oh wait, I'm still on the forums... Jokes aside, I play primarily WoT Blitz, and some random casual games I wont mention. 'nuff said

I hear, you want direly to know the age. If I'm right, you want to laugh at my age. So I thought, why not make someone happy? Why not put a smile o' laugh at their face so cheeky? So hear aloud, for I know you'll hear wrong, so let my pitch be high. I am eleven, do believe me, for I'm not showing low o' high. For why indeed would I ever want to show it low?!

I see why.... cause that'd be too unoriginal. :p "Great work! The Sagitarii has fallen! Yay!" said the most savage beast ever. (wait why am i leaking stuff, :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: ) ^on a more serious note, that was really a fail xd, :P no kill me, sorry :(

Thanks for the information Flex! :D dont kill me if I list you in the story

Few questions. First, I made a story which only uses nicknames for character names, allowed, winnable? Second, it went just slightly above 350 words (357 I believe), allowed? Thanks in advance, nice contest :P

Brilliant job m8, finally satisfied the Penguin King of Antarctica xD Wait wait, it was Nile Warner's request, because his last will was that he wanted his life documented etc! :P Jokes aside, that really fills it well. Tho wait a second, you say in Psycopath that he killed hundreds but who were the hundreds? Other than this group of bullies... still brilliant job! :D

i mean, I want this to be a series cause its boring at the present stage... :P

Nice, but cause I know basically nothing ahead or behind in the whole story, kinda bored me. Would be awesome if that happens tho, but nice (and creepy) piece m8!