If it's as good as the developers say we're talking about Christ's return to Earth...

Just out of curiosity, will a Macbook suffice?

And the heat rises! Is anyone else hyped for Tanki X?

Yeah, and it has the chipmunk look to the sides.

My faults could be blamed on my incompetent teammates, but really I'm part of the problem. My large size due to using medium and heavy hulls makes me a blockade, it can be both a good and a bad thing.

My hype glands have achieved Dig-Dug level inflation.

Looks like ricochet.

Well I'm excited. I signed up for the testing, but I can wait anyways.

I don't hate the players specifically, just the ones that boast and act like they're superior. I compare it to walking into a coffee shop and saying "Hahaha, I bought an expensive frozen cappuccino! Hate on me peasants!".

I don't know, I fear I have a mental illness.

Allow me to teach you something, premium players need us non-buyers for prey. We avoid them at all costs, so the developers drunkenly farted out the option to mask the feature. Logic.

How about a gun that has no real use in battle alone, but disables protections or DA within a certain radius so your teammates can finish them. Maybe have it give extra XP like Isida.

That too, another good reason to avoid them. A cookie for you.

The paint isn't much, in my opinion. It just makes them feel good about themselves. My reason for avoiding them is a lot of them are going to brag and boast, and I don't wanna crush some kid's spirit by showing him his "special" paint is just for show.

Who said I support them? I just agree with both sides, Tanki is turning down the same path most other F2P games are, but that's why we need to help direct it. Anyways, I guess the 5,000 crystal one makes more sense, my point is just the only difference I could point out was the increase in XP.

Again, my only complaint is they can mask their premium membership. It'll make avoiding them a bit tougher. Other than that, this wasn't a bad update.

I have to say, after a free trial of premium... It's not very different. Maybe it's because I never bothered equipping the paint, but I never felt overpowered or any different really. But I will give it this: It DOES help with XP. Good work, developers!

I'm still skeptical, maybe make it a smoke bomb or something.

The only thing I have a problem with here: The "Under the radar" thing. The reason being: I want to AVOID the premium players. You just made it harder.

I'm just glad mine expired before I logged on, I don't wanna be seen with that thing! I neither support nor oppose them, I wish to stay unaligned.

Fall asleep to the smell of almonds, it soothes you.

Prepare you anus, and farewell.

If by constant state of anger you mean all of the butthurt veterans of the game complaining about the removal of the ------- boxes, yeah. It could also refer to my pent-up rage from being a non-drugger. Sadly, I feel like I'll be a martyr for a while. Keep writing awesome articles and I'll keep supporting you, ciao.

The history of thunder? I dunno, better than my other suggestions.

Sorry, strictly a defender. But you guys could try making one.