Don't say that, that will just give Strats more reason to gloat. We must persevere. 2

*Smiles gleefully because the mind scrambling ray worked* 1

Um, I believe (s)he spelled everything correctly. I don't think bad spelling should be grounds for closing a topic, though.

Whoops, better luck next time ;).

TNT :(.

Congrats to BTRB for ranking.

Goldplzadmin :rolleyes: I want it soooo bad.

*sniff* thank you Canadarules. Even after I lost hope in this game, you persevered. I'm inspired. Now I will continue to play this game, knowing that not all hope is lost. To you other user: I apologize for my momentary despair, and I promise I will not leave you again. To Strats: Hehe, LOL, BOOM....ok, sorry, I'm acting like a flea (oh wait, I am part flea), but I must just say this one thing, Moment of immaturity passed. 2

Good job as usual Strats (your new nickname because Stratus is too long :P). I totally agree with your views on Halloween, and if I didn't agree, you would convince me with your good arguments. Keep up the good work.

First off, no. Tanki is not becoming a dating site, evidence by the fact that a few months after you created this topic the devs haven't changed Tanki's name to Tanki: where you can find your true love. I do agree that the amount of lovesick teenagers who frequent the chats is appalling, but that's life. I'm guessing you get a lot of that kind of baloney because of your nickname, everybody can see you're a girl and beg you to be their gf. I just bear the stupidity with a stoic face, hoping that people will stop the nonsense they're typing. I think that Tanki should do something about this problem. Btw though, reading through this entire topic, the English has been horrible. I'm not talking about people who speak English as their second language, but you people who say stuff like: dis is so stpid, dey care so much abt tlkng englsh well, y dey talk to us like dat. That is not English, it's what I like to call Gobbledegook. Making sentences that make sense won't take very long so go ahead and do it.

You should have had this contest in two parts, one for the West, and one for the East.

Oh no. Another tanker leaving. TNT, you were an example for us all. I'm sure I speak for all other tankers when I say that your newspaper articles were greatly anticipated. Continue writing, you have talent. Gl in rl too. Thanks for all you've left behind.

So far, I've never had a reason to dislike living in South-East Asia. All that has changed now <_<. The one contest that I had a chance at winning at goes down the drain.

Because all of Stratus's articles have to have haters, I take it upon myself to argue against this. So without further ado, my argument:

Nice TNT, best of this issue yet. I haven't finished reading all the articles, though.

I am in this army. I'm looking forward to great times ahead, ranking up on my new alternate. Thanks Subo (I don't know what else to call you) for accepting me. See ya'll on the battle field. Best regards, ToiletPaper-14 Btw, do we wars with the toilet plunger group?

On November eleventh, many of us celebrated Veterans day, a day when we commemorate war heroes who gave their lives to preserve our freedom. For that they have our unending thanks. Today though, November thirteenth, I would like to give thanks for Tanki's unsung heroes: mods. They spend hours a day on the chats making this game fit to play. Without them, the Tankiverse would be a confusing mix of chaos. And yet, you hardly ever hear a word of gratitude toward them. Whenever I see a mod on the chats, instead hearing people thank him, I see insults being hurled at him. Somehow though, he manages to keep his cool, suffering to make this game better. I know coming from a noob this might not sound great, but thank you mods for the great work you're doing. KG

Ugh! Don't get me started on the whole posting pictures thing. Otherwise I'll go on a long tangent about how complicated it is. I'll leave the explaining for others, maybe TNT.

Personally, I like KillerGnat, but having a nick called Everybody would be fun :P Edit: maybe a few more 1. Hangmanstyle 2. Imapig 3. you'reapig 4. Goldplzadmin

This next one is really stupid, but because of my fruit fly heritage (my grandmother was full blooded), I feel compelled to tell you guys: Person 1: Time flies like an arrow. Person 2: fruit flies like a banana. :rolleyes: Another one: You want someone who can take two of every animal and put them in a boat? I Noah guy. A third: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. If you're wondering where I get these, they're from my sister, the queen of puns. I seriously don't know anyone who does more puns than she does, there are many more, but I will spare you the groans. Out of curiosity, do you know what Tom Swifties are? If not, I've gotta tell you.

Are you my long lost brother or something?

I meant the drugging part, I certainly do not swear.

Hey, it works! thanks. Don't tell anybody I said this :ph34r:. I do that sometimes too.

I could be mistaken, but I don't think I saw Hogree on that list.

Ok guys, the @railguniz4noobz. There is nothing more op than a drugging rg. Hence, it takes no skill to use it, all you do is drug, shoot, and kill.