Mk, so apologies for the rant last night. I snapped. It's been a long week, it was late at night, and I was tanked up on caffeine. You now know what happens when I totally lose my chill. For all you people who were wondering -- that was not a goodbye post okie :lol:. So yeah, all that was basically a troll.... except for the part about stealing Zen's cupcake; that was true :ph34r: Killer-nat. Add meeeeeeeee.

Bad news guys. I'm currently on the run from a giant, man-eating sloth -- well ok, I use the phrase "on the run" loosely. On the walk would be more accurate. Anywayyyys, in case I don't make it through this, I'd like to give my last wishes to all of you. Zen, I apologise profusely to you. It was I who stole your cupcake. Yes, I admit it. Why would I do such a heinous act? Simple -- I was hungry. I hope you'll forgive me. Farewell to Tofu for giving me my greatest lessons in multing. I'll miss you bunches. ;( To Drama, my beautiful cow. It was a pleasure knowing you. Never have I met someone so beautiful, so perfect, so... adjectives fail me. I will miss you above all, my dear. Finally, I bid adieu to all of you great members. Excuse me for not naming you by name; it's rather hard to remember stuff with a sloth chomping at your heels. Stay happy, stay spammy, and above all.... stay away from sloths. BEWAAAAAAAARE

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: I have no idea honestly. :lol: So true. Even with my multishness I can normally beat M1s unless they have some pretty darn good skills. Dis^. Ford, don't get all over-protective about Smex. Just chill. ^_^ heh it's a tad inactive these days. I'll periodically get on and spam song lyrics but nothing really happens aside from that. First of, m8, we don't hate you. I'm sorry if it came across that way. And I'd be glad to give my opinion on this. Our great leader DoS (rest his dragon bones) had Rico M1 when he was around your rank and would wreck with it, so I'd get that. I have a low view of Rail M1 cause it's basically only a camping weapon at low ranks. I'm only a nug Lt. Colonel tho :3. (edit: alternatively, you could save for a kit. Something like Corsair or Matix would be good.)

Sureee! Sounds great -- glad you got it up and running. And apologies for being so antagonistic towards you earlier. Hope there are no hard feelings. :) Oh, btw, I invite you :ph34r:. Any former TM member is welcome here <3 Well, I already said I'd accept you, but it doesn't seem like my confirmation is even needed here. You got quite a landslide acceptance. I can vouch for her, mate. I don't think I've seen any mid-ranker who can play with Smoky like she can, tbh. Dis guy knows what's up. Promotion to elder for that statement :ph34r: . :3 Now just a reminder to y'all.... I'm not technically higher than Zen in this clan. He holds just as much power as I. He normally takes care of clan wars, trainings, and in-game things, so if you have questions about that then ask him. If anyone could get me our pics from the MOD war, that'd be great. Need to put the war up. Updated clan page: Mini-strike to Extreme Add m-axis Add Spinister Flabs from Elder Total_Skill, janomalo from dragons Titan to architect Rishabhk to rishabhhaunt Give EmpiresAndAllies LoAa Lim to LTD need.higher.rank, Happshot to 5:30 UTC Remove Pen Need.Higher.Rank to Elder MOD loss (pending cause I don't have the pics) Add SmexierGiraffe (edit: yes Kaiser, I removed the thing about cats and cheese. heh) And added a few extra people to Elder in addition to that

Hey guys, try to be somewhat polite to everybody, even if they're totally clueless about how things work. We all were nugs at one time. :) So rather than rudely asking them to leave the page, try to find a nice way to tell them that they suck heh.

Hi guys, I am LEAVING Tanki Online FOREVER. Why, you ask? Simply because of this The fact that Tanki players would even consider electing someone as bigoted and rankist as Yisroel Rabin appals me. It's as if no one has done any research whatsoever on our current candidate of the Dictatorian party. Yisroel has openly come out as anti-recruit numerous times. Tanki players around the world are protesting against his extremely rankist comments (and don't even get me started on his small loan of a million crystals -.-). How can we expect a game like Tanki to thrive if we have such a narrow-minded dictator? It is for this reason that I've decided to leave my tank for the last time, joining the many other players who are taking up the cry of #RenouceRabin. Even the Tanki press has gotten wind of the increasing numbers of people leaving and has published a couple of articles on the subject. seE!1one Tanki's celebrities have gotten in on it. Oufa, Claudiu, BlackDrakon30; all three are listed in this next article. Join with me, I implore you. Don't live under Rabin's rankist ideals. Edit: Made a couple of mistakes on the pics... forgot to cross some things out ;c. Apologies. And yes, this is parodying the people who vowed to leave America if Trump was elected. Credit must go to Rabin's #MakeTankiGreatAgain for giving me inspiration.

u_u I already started on the story and now I've gotta scrap the few hundred words I've written. :mellow: Not a very amusing April Fools prank, no offence. But yeah, thanks for cutting down the word limit; gonna be a lot easier to write once I get the time ^_^.

Well, we prefer butterflies to moths tbh, but we don't discriminate. :rolleyes: Now go take a look at the first page; you might find some useful info there. Yup, just mentioned that in the Crested Skype chat a few weeks ago. I'm fine with calling most of the time. At the moment I can't play Tanki and be on call at the same time, but I'll be getting a new RAM module for my computer in a few weeks so hopefully that'll work. Fingers crossed. ^_^ All right, I'll go ahead and give my input here as you seem to not be able to understand what we're saying. You haven't been invited by any clan member, and therefore you can't join. End of story. The members may have been a tad harsh with you, and I apologise for that, but that isn't a reason to accept you. Good luck with your future, and if you feel like re-applying in the future when you get better equipment, feel free to do so. :)

YAAAASS! ACCEPTED MAX, WELCOME BACK. B) Before y'all jump all over me cause of my flooding, Max deserves caps all right. kthx Edit: @Ford, sorry for forgetting you m8, but you aren't all that active honestly... :P Never see you online.

All right, time for a rather large post. Responding publicly to certain issues that were raised in the HD Skype chat last night to settle them once and for all. Ordinarily, I don't make these things public, but a lot of you probably have similar questions. Yeah, guess that's all.

R I P I'll miss you bunches m8. You're the last of the old HS guys -- the rest have all left me and now you are too ;(. End of an era. Hope you'll stay somewhat active on Skype at least. Who's gonna be the clan kicker now? :c Farewell to the famous Flabs of steel. <3 ;___________________________________; alrighty, I'll be over here crying in the corner. Clan war stuff. Darn, Pak... that's some serious devotion. Kais, give him an extra ten points on the leaderboard for that. He deserves it. We always say that RL should come first, but it's kinda nice to see someone who cares so much about the clan tbh ^_^. I'm gonna be talking to Kais about putting the war attendees in the clan. That'll be people's motivation to join wars. Oh, and I might be joining :3. Fingers crossed. LTD stuff. Out of Flabs' list of possibly successors, I'd choose Lim. As someone (I think it was Star, but I'm too lazy to check lel) said, Penny isn't even a Crested at the moment, and Drak is much too busy with reporter responsibilities. I'm gonna put Kaiser as a possible LTD too though. What do y'all think, Lim or Kais?

Alright guys. With the introduction of the new attendance rule, we've all gotta be a bit more active (myself included). Two trainings per month shouldn't be too hard, and I expect all the people in the Indian sub-continent to be able to make it 'cause we have bunches of trainings being hosted for them. I'm gonna be slightly more lenient with people from North America ('specially Flabs, I don't think he's attended a training. Ever.); I don't think there are many trainings being held that are at a good time for the Murikan (edit: and Canadian D: #EthnocentricAmerican) people.

Hmmm. Pardon my ungratefulness, but I think the prizes are a bit small compared to the expected word count. I'm not saying 40k is anything to sneeze at (heaven knows I could use that) but it's exactly the same amount as previous Continue The Story contests. The problem is, the word limit for those was set at 500 whereas the minimum for this is 3000. A whopping 6 times more. I'm not saying the prize pool should be 6 times more than it is right now, but an extra 10k or two would be fair I think. I'll probably enter either way, but considering this will take approximately 6 times longer than the other contests, I'd like it to be a bit more worth my while :).

SLT, haven't we given you good enough reasons...? The list isn't even permanent -- don't get triggered by something so trivial :). Being left out of the clan isn't the worst thing in the world, and being in a clan isn't the best thing in the world. I might give up my place to get another person in, but not certain yet. You still have a chance. Let's leave it at that, I don't need to go over all the reasons other people were picked ahead of you.

<3 A day to remember. Was super fun. Did a lil' bit of recording and a bunch of screenshots; I'll post 'em later. It's 12:30 AM rn tho, so Imma get to bed :P

Sowwy Fragrance. It was partly my fault. I said they could spam and they kinda took that the wrong way. :unsure: Can't wait for the celebrations! Gonna def be there. Edit: Hey Frag, feel free to join in our bday celebrations. I formally invite you :P. You're pretty well-known in HD circles. Edit2 : nuuu Gabbie D:. Why not?

^Good t'have you Parass! :) Sure! I'll be on in a bit prolly.

Alright, I don't like gold diggers, but plz I need help. I've had a gold mission for about a week now and still haven't finished it (caught a few golds in PRO battles and lagged through a gold in a normal battle tho -.-). Anyone willing to help? :3

Hey guys, you may want to re-read through the spam stipulations in my bday post. thx Consider that a warning.

Ayyyy Gab! How're you doing?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST MID-RANKED CLAN AND THE BEST MID-RANKED PARKOUR CLUB IIN THE EN COMMUNITY!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: ^_^ :D :D It's been quite a year. We've had people come and go, but most of us have stuck together. It's a pity DoS isn't here to see how far we've come ;(. We're hopefully gonna have a bunch of awesome celebrations including gold rains, a pyramid, and maybe a clan photo. Any other ideas would be appreciated. :) To kick off the celebrations, the HD hierarchy have decided to remove the ban on spam for 24 hours! Let's turn back time to the good ol' spammy days for one day! Posts must have a lil' bit of meaning though, and limit your spam to 1 post every five mins. Thanks! Here's to another successful year in HD. Been great to be a part of this from the very beginning, and I hope we can make HD even better in the coming year!

BLISTERRRRRRR! OH MY GOODNESS! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK CCCCCCCC: