I learnt a new word just now.

Michael wanted to lose, to feel human. He got his wish when the former welterweight champion, enraged that someone beat him, came to him and shot him to death.

A: 'Thief' sounds better.B: Then what is our dear Lolkiller talking about when he mentions a contest? C: You can edit and insert the spoiler D: When is Ants coming? E: Once again, great story!

buyer! burn in freedom! Precedent has it that golds are not given to those below WO1. Let's hope I get the gold boxes as you say.

I just forgot, I'm not the rank to receive the gold supply. Hoping I rank to WO1 before rewards come out. Btw, good piece Tyranny! Also, good nickname.

I learnt solely from the Tanki Newspaper and AWC, i've never once read a "novel" in my life. Do you believe that? I won't recommend this to others though. Just expressing my shock at this, to be honest.

Those who truly deserve something rarely think they deserve it. Also, sometimes you have to accept, not everything happens as you desire. I learnt this the hard way.

Parkour, eh? :ph34r:

I'm aware, actually. I made my comment because I checked every map of that theme, guess it must have eluded me. Oh well.

That's pretty easy tbh. 3 on the other hand... if I didn't know better, I'd say the map didn't exist at all :P

Mmmm, Lolkiller is approving articles a lot right now it appears :P Also, great one Mydoom! The twist at the end was good. If it was written for Write for Tanki, I'm honestly surprised it didn't win anything at all.

Loved it, better than last time. Mention of KFC is even better! :D I can see now where the name (Impersonation) came from...

Congratulations to the winners of Write for Tanki and the other newspaper contests! :D This is definitely not an advertisement

I'm thinking of holding a gold rain in Drop the Gold, feel free to come! That is, when we receive the rewards heh

I would like to ask the same question about my stories. Have all three of my stories (The War Palace, The Controlled Assassin and Her Wish) been posted (not published) in AWS? Just confirming.

When will the rewards be sent to the winners?

Thanks for the explanation! Also, speaking of syllables, do we have to write a particular number of syllables in any line or are we free to write as much as we desire? (Of course, not too many but still) Also, speaking of strophes, must there be, say, three lines which both have, say, 5 syllables to form a strophe, and the other two lines must have, say, 8 syllables? Or, say, one line has 4, second has 5, third has 7, fourth has 6, fifth has 8th. Would that form 5 strophes or none at all?

What, does nobody have the right to see good in matchmaking? Read carefully, it IS his own observations. Anyways. Great article! I agree with your points too. It's much easier to find and play a battle now, and it's made me willing to play on Highways now :P

It's more akin to Hippin's Tankiverse Fanfic, so no parts. Its not a cliffhanger either - I did say he fell off the cliff

Dont try guides or reviews if you're bad at them. I sense that you're best at stories (your CtS entries were better than mine, oh the horror!) so maybe you could try them more. It's been a LONG time since I last attempted a guide, let alone wrote one heh Improve your vocabulary, don't repeat words far too many times. Also, when you write, don't be casual. Don't use emoticons, don't strikethrough. Leave that for Gnatty to use. ...tbc.

"Poem must have at least two strophes." I didnt get it. What are strophes?

Honestly though, this was not as funny as before. Drones was decent, but I don't know much about how to improve it. But it did feel... boring. Although: "Helpers of the game, helping the game? That should be illegal!" Oh, the irony, Lolkiller, oh the irony.

Thanks! :d

Eh? Can you please explain it? even a Google search gave nothing. Interesting to see I reminded someone of something

Congrats guys! Hippin's was wonderful, and showed the flaws of fables in a masterful way. I'm still surprised he didnt enter for Write for Tanki (I guess the only plausible reason he got no reward is because he never entered) The rest were pretty good too. Good job guys! Also, I may soon send to AWS my take on the fox and grapes fable someday soon too :ph34r: