What's so nice about buying unmutilated omelette (aka mines, which you're obviously gonna buy)?

I think you didn't notice the problem because of Plasma Torch. Also, as Shin mentioned, Twins was the go-to turret for not-so-skilled to noob players, because there was a time when it didn't inflict self-damage, and the speed of the plasma balls was more. Now, however, it has problems like the self-damage and slow speed of plasma balls. You'll find noobs using it only because of nearly zero reload time.

I love the Forum more than the game... (I hope that's unpopular)

The Forum is (or was?) undergoing maintenance, and hence is not fully functional. It looks different due to the maintenance stuff... this news was made public on Discord, but I don't know why they haven't posted it in the forum...

Come on Discord and you'll see lmao almost after every 5 centimetres. So is used a lot too, but I use OK more. A bit too much, tbh...

Do I need to say anything? EMP Salvo may go cry in corner...

Congratz @Vegas and @Graphics for becoming RaS Spectators! Have fun, and I'll have some fun too ? !

Nice, I see that there's a selfish motive behind every unselfish deed...

What Spy essentially meant was, Legend or Legend 5 or Legend 125 are all considered as the same rank, Legend. This means that Legend 125 can be in a battle with a Generalissimo, because he's considered Legend. I highly doubt that. If it depended on GS, we won't have 9999 GS players playing against 5k GS players at say Brigadier rank. I believe it totally depends on ranks.

Nice spam, 30 days ban That's a huge number... awesome!

This is mainly a poll. I just want to know the most used word / phrase across all of Tanki's communication platforms (Discord / Forum etc.)... Please vote only for that word or phrase that you use the most. Let's see how this goes.. P.S. If there's any word or phrase that you think needs to be in the poll, please mention it as a reply to this topic. In order to determine whether it truly is a frequently used phrase or word, other players will react with "Saw It" or "Agree" in case they concur, or "Hmm" in case they don't.

Yo @Sacrifice, Episode 02 hitting the AWS (or the Newspaper :ph34r:) any time soon? This was one of the really engaging and enjoyable articles...

Ah, I see... And I wondered why you hadn't explained the "shots"... xD Yeah now I'm beginning to look at this article in a different way... I did think that it was a guide of sorts! Thank you for clarifying that bit. It's not confusing now. As a review, it's a pretty cool article! Thanks again!

Congratulations to @FTL for becoming a Help Site Consultant! I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate @OTPAI3A for becoming a Designer! I'm sorry I didn't congratulate before... I wish you both all the very best!

Mr.Riddler will most probably disagree, but even he know that he has a good PC suitable for games. I specifically mentioned that one cannot play on "not-so-decent" PCs. No one will disagree with you if your opinions are truths. Irrespective of how they see/treat you.

I kinda agree with Joeguy - if one cannot play, what's the point of any change? I haven't been able to play on PC (even with all graphics settings set to minimum) without eye-strain or headaches. While I did play on the Android app on phone, and I did enjoy large maps & 16v16 gameplay, BUT the problem remains that I cannot play on a not-so-decent PC. Even if I play a Pro battle in a large map with more than 10 odd players, my frame-rate drops and lags become frequent. Imagine my plight in MM. This 16v16 change is something that should NOT be made permanent or compulsory (if we play MM). That's for sure.

There should be an option to copy the battle link while we're in the battle... like it could be in the <Options> menu. I don't know how to describe it or what it's called, but you remain on the same webpage throughout your gaming session on HTML5. The URL in the address bar / URL bar remains https://tankionline.com/play/ irrespective of the battles you join or the section you visit... this makes it difficult to send battle-links...

I won't lie, this was pretty confusing... First of all, I couldn't connect the text with the adjoining images. Secondly, I can't really see the actual description of the shot, as in how to execute the shot. In fact, after rereading the article, I'm beginning to think that you are actually referring to where you can shoot rather than any particular shot... Could you please explain, @Hexed?

Well, all time-based contests tend to be unfair for certain time-zones, and nothing can be done about it. However, these contests can be made a bit fairer by adding prizes which are not based on speed of submission. This contest has a consolation prize of 15,000 crystals, which will be given randomly. There are many other cool Newspaper contests which aren't based on speed. They are the various writing contests like Describe This in 100 Words, Caption This, Comic Captions, etc., and they don't require you to submit your entry faster than the others. You can try them out whenever they're conducted. Usually every month there is at least one writing contest (which is not time-based). Keep your eyes peeled for future contests!

@Maf hear hear! (sorry for the ping Mr. Riddler, I was merely quoting you and had no intention of disturbing you) BTW, I ranked up to 1st Lieutenant during this Ultra Weekend, and turns out I'm supposed to fight Majors now... that's a Major problem...

Congratz @Blutchidoo for becoming Assistant candidate! You applied when the team needed most... Good Luck!

Crusader. Early Access. Let's stick to Crusader, shall we, and stop them pointless flame wars? To be on-topic, I haven't got Crusader from the 2 Ultra containers I got during the latest Ultra weekend... neither have I seen a Crusader in battle yet...

will it stand a chance to get featured in the Dictator issue, but there'll be no prize (obv cuz slaves work for free over here)?

So technically this contest is still on? May we submit Christmas themed entries? ?

Was you? We need you on the TO Forum Fire Department... (To control all the flaming of course...)