My goatttttttt ikari found about existance of forum lets go *Mr. ikari is my tanki friend. *This is not a provocation act. *Mr. ikari was not insulted or provoked by this picture.

Sorry kind sir.

Ofc you do. How dare there exist a drawing of a woman with bra and abs! Grrrr!! As an adult i find it very inappropriate too! ITS JUST A LOADING SCREEN ART DUDE. They teach about human body when you're what 12? 13? And they teach about NAKED ONES (OH MY GOD) not a guy/woman with clothes. As an artist i looked at women/men wearing very tight-clothing a lot while learning to draw. Trust me it did not traumatize or destroyed me as a 13-14 year old. Again. It's just a woman with a bra. A normal looking bra. If that's what you see as borderline NSFW then just leave the internet.

Dude relax. I would call tanki a teenage+ game

Aight. About time Gauss get's some love i guess.... Firebird/Freeze changes are interesting. Oh look! Only 50000 things left to do till you make Twins Pulsar not beyond OP! Good job! 400 damage if your enemy is 1m from the bomb is not good. Increasing 400 damage zone by 5 meters will not make it usable lol.

1. Or maybe i got lucky like 99% of the players (from what it seems like) and just didn't encounter any hackers in the last couple of years. I play end-game matches so it makes sense. 2. Unbalanced =/= Rigged. I played a game that was actually rigged for you to lose and spend money and trust me its way worse than anything tanki's MM could come up with. 3. Bringing this into a discussion about the game instantly proves that youre bias. Or have no idea about how the game works. Or youre... well. Braindead. Oh no my turret that i DIDN'T PAY A CENT got nerfed what a scam! It's like there's a balancing update every friday for YEARS that nerfs/buffs stuff... Hmm.... Everyone knows that they nerf/buff everything all the time. You pay for BMW knowing it might turn into Lada 5 weeks later or it could turn into a lightspeed spaceship. If you don't know what youre buying then don't buy it. 11. It's like... *cough* *cough* you need new PC. Parkour is also known as portal to alternative universe of Tanki Online. You'll find most random and weird sh*t possible in there. A hacker flying is the least of my concerns when im doing parkour. Also who cares if he's hacking? Its a parkour match. You get nothing, he gets nothing. Don't like hackers in useless parkour battles? Create your own private parkour. Simple. *That's ignoring the fact that tanki devs turned off anti-cheat in PARKOUR BATTLES ON PURPOSE.

1. Last time I saw a hacker in tanki was... 2020... No lagging is not hacking buddy. 2. I see you like to talk much. How about you expose the evil scientist Hazel and show us how rigged MM really is!!! (Unbalanced is not rigged) 3. Scam (a dishonest or illegal plan or activity, esp. one for making money) I see nothing illegal about a digital box in a tank game with somewhat public rates that we're proven to be correct (through countless ULTRA CONTAINER openings.) Also who's forcing you to buy something? 4. Everything is expensive. Welcome to real life bud. Also I (buyer) should be the one complaining about it but even I know higher prices = less P2W so its a double edged sword. 5-10. I agree. Woah. 11. I used 6 year old laptop and got 80-120 FPS in maps and 60-70ish FPS in HD maps. What lag? There is no excuse lol 12. Absolutely. 15. You also think 5G rots your brain? Just asking... I got 4 exotics in 2 years from FREE mission ultra containers. It's ran-dom. R-A-N-D-O-M. LUCK. YOU NEED LUCK. WEEE WOO WEE WOOO!!! DAILY REMINDER

It was a thing. And to say it was OP.... Lol. You either had heat immunity or youre dead. Do you think heating vulcan burning another tanks but not yours is not OP? It was by far the most annoying thing too nothing comes close even now. Also vulcan can be paired with flying hulls turning into what i like to call "Vulcan Bot" conbo aka AUTOPILOT LITERALLY AUTOPILOT WITH AIMBOT. Do you like getting constantly killed by a guy using AIMBOT because you dont have heat immunity?

There are no bots in tanki made by players. I mean im not spending my life savings just to fill tank game with dumb tanks to be able to win lol. There are no bots made by tanki. don't believe me? Turn of your internet connection and look what happens with another tanks. https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&q=how+to+know+if+there+are+bots+in+online+game&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&q=how+to+know+if+there+are+bots+in+online+game&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&q=how+to+know+if+there+are+bots+in+online+game&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 here i helped you. These tanki bot topics are so dumb...

WASP OD - BEYOND DEAD SCORPION - BEYOND DEAD?????? And barely useable with Crisis damage (tornado not included) STRIKER AP/STUN - USELESS. Not complaining though. 2 more augments i don't have to worry about. Now maybe bring old Hunter alt back? VACUUM - It does less damage on direct hit whoopy... only a nerf if you literally refuse to use vacuum the way its intended. TWINS CRIT NERF - Eh. nobody uses twins prot anyway. turbo twins will only get effected. Dead aug turns even more dead. If you think that'll nerf pulsar twins you're silly. PULSAR NERF??? - No burning is actually a big deal. Also if i understand correctly they only removed burning from striker/hammer but left burning on TWINS OF ALL THINGS???? lol. JGR SPEED BUFF - W DEFENDER BUFF - Smells like 100%+ armor crisis mode. overall less OP nonsense to worry about. all i see is a W Update even if most of the stuff i use got nerfed.

This comment made me dust of my good ol' monstrocity of a laptop from like 2015. 80-150 fps in new maps lol. can't even hear fans working. Minecraft at 2 chunks consumes more recourses than entire tanki online.

Well that would be the point of extra tier. Grinding and playing the game for hours. personally i could give couple hours a day for tanki and have fun since all i do in my free time is playing another games anyway. And if you don't want to grind, don't grind you're just missing on extra extra stuff. Yea augments make the game more interesting but what i mean is i don't mind augments being BALANCED and not braindead duplet hammer or pulsar twins level. This makes battles more balanced and way more fun than just using a braindead OP augment ( i know since i've used braindead augments and been in balanced battle a lot of times) when it comes to physics they dont touch me at all its all good for me. lag too just get better PC (lol) that wasp bug you told never happened to me so it could be a thing on your end too.

Not a fan. We already have more than enough non-sense to deal with in battles. They won't get effected. Simple as that. Let's not pretend like it's not already filled with intentional (hazel literally said it in a random V-LOG) buffs that make flying trashcans hulls way more OP than they should be. This would be just another "woopsie daisy" flying hulls got buffed update.

Correct me if im wrong but you mean challenge is good because you don't need to get out of your way to complete it you can just do your missions and be done with it also we are lucky to have a ton of augments and another non-sense. 1. I'm absolutely okay with the fact that you don't need to earn extra stars to complete challenges but now the challenges are made in mind that everyone could beat it by playing the game for 20 mins every day. My idea is "grinders" tier on a challenge that requires you to GRIND for stars (don't even talk about joke accepted i mean challenge accepted event) that would have prizes with you grinding a lot or buying stars/premium in mind. So the stuff would be like a skin container or some another item that would guarantee you'll get something new as long as you don't own 100% of the stuff in the game. We already saw that last year with SE Freeze. A skin (very valuable in the eyes of devs) was given out for 5000 stars. Even though im not a fan of that skin i loved grinding for these prizes. TL;DR New challenge tier for buyers giving them new stuff guaranteed. Win for devs. Win for players. 2. I don't know if we're lucky to have a lot of augments... I just feel like i would enjoy the game more without augments (unless they're on the level of garage augments back in the day) and EMP/AP etc. effects being locked behind ODs etc. i feel like 90%+ of the players would agree here.

THIS. same i have all augments except 10 legendaries and couple exotics and every time i check BP i have everything 9/10 times. I still buy BP incase there is a paint im missing also free containers and ultras. We need Diamond tier or whatever with prizes like Skin container and another non-sense that would GUARANTEE you get something new every pass. IDC if it takes 4k stars and costs 1400 tankoins. JUST DO IT. ITS LITERALLY A WIN WIN

First match of the day... Good morning. EDIT: Magnum Dictator Crisis Battle ended 0-0 lol

So Hyperspeed of all things is the new "Copy n Paste" augment..... Just create "Ultra EMP Pulsar 9000" or something idc anything but Hyperspeed nonsense for every turret... Can't wait to get oneshotted thru my 50% prot double armor while using Mammoth. As if it was not most OP turret in the end-game already. Thank you. half of my matches are ruined because of one braindead single-celled organism using Duplet hammer and oneshotting me no matter what because WHY NOT i guess. Thanks for buffing hammer and duplet. Thank you. Best update ever. My, my... After 5 months of horrible patch notes there is finally something that was made by a person who actually plays the game. Thank you stranger. EDIT: so it looks like Hammer got overall nerf? Well it better be the case. If that's the case thank you.

Free agent Graphic Designer here. 1. If they were smart about this then not much as much resources went as you think. In the end though its just a gigantic waste of time... 2. The only thing it made them easier to do with this UI is making augment icons for STATUS EFFECTS. Now instead of wasting... 2? 5? Minutes on creating a new icon for for example EMP Striker they just slap EMP symbol and Strikers rocket in the corner they already have these 2 assets made so instead of 2-5 minutes it takes like 10 seconds. For new NON-STATUS augments you still have to create a new icon so i don't really see the point here... it's going to take a long time for this new UI to pay off for them. Even if it was usable... 3. NEW TAB UI IS HORRIBLE MESS. It was designed by a madman who wanted to put as much info as possible thinking it will help somehow. The point of making a TAB scoreboard is to make it very simple and easy to navigate but while being easy to navigate it gives you a lot of information. Now half of the information is literally useless! I mean i don't care that Player "Qwerty123" is using Viking Hull with Heat Immunity. All i want to know is that he's using Heat Immunity. Knowing what hull he's using is pointless to me since immunities play way bigger role. 4. New augment icons ARE HORRIBLE MESS TOO! Once again you want to go for simple icons that are easy to understand and remember. Old icons did that purpose except for few exceptions ofc. Now it's just WTH?? Striker Hunter augment icon looks like its a Gold Box Drop zone thing. Blunderbuss looks like lord knows what compared to old icon that was just Hammer with UP symbol. This new UI Update for augments and TAB was completely pointless! And i REFUSE TO BELIEVE a graphic designer thought of this UI. It was made up by a guy who has no idea about GD like ehem... Hazel. And forced anothers to make this War Crime of a UI.

I prefer old icons too but i don't hate on new icons too. Neutral. I think you should not be able to see what hull people are using when you press TAB because it's just useless information making it harder to see what immunities people have.

I was using EMP rico before helios and getting 1st place easy... Now no way in hell im using non-helios rico because of how Helios powercrept every rico augment. Rico and twins are ruined thanks to Pulsar and Helios... EMP rico was so fun to use too...

I think you don't know what i meant by "Vulcan Bot" conbo. Vulcan as a turret can do 4000dmg/sec i don't care as long as Vulcan Bot conbo is not a thing. Vulcan Bot conbo is vulcan paired with flying hull. While it sounds like your average joe conbo it's actually not. Because you're literally playing on Auto-Pilot. On mobile you press auto-shoot button and just drive around. That's it. On PC i guess you need to hold your mouse and drive. Super difficult to pull of i mean it got me shaking! Now this negative skill conbo EASILY and i mean WITH NO EFFORT gets you 50+ kills in matchmaking battle with AT LEAST 1k+ score. If you at least have functioning human brain. You literally cannot in any reality convince me it's fair or balanced because its obviously broken. Oh and like i said Vulcan Bots DON'T PLAY WHAT THE MODE wants them to play, they play TDM in every mode and get first place while the second place is like 500+ score below them. Today i played with Vulcan Bot in my team. Industrial Zone SGE map. Vulcan bot used paladin hull. he didn't cap a single point. he did THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! he would stay near the point then when its-halfway captured his attention span could not hold it anymore and he would just leave the point going from 50% to 0% captured. Guess what happened by the end of the battle? He got 54/3 k/d 1,4k SCORE. If you think im overreacting you just don't play matchmaking.

I thought i was suppose to make firebird... im sorry for saying the forbidden word Mr.Mod... UNIQUE. I'll pretend this is a Pulsar nerf (it's not) My favourite change. Back to "Vulcan Bots" dominating every battle after they press one button and drives around. Im sure nothing is wrong with this... Pressing one button to get guaranteed first place with like 1k+ score playing TDM in non-TDM modes. Why... ??????? Literally what's the point besides forcing people to play TDM?

Gotta say this is the worst designed event thing in gaming history (probably not even exaggerating at this point it has to be like a TOP 1000 overall). It gives whopping 2 benefits. 1. Everyone can laugh at the Mr. 100k stars every challenge that gets the second place. Spent a thousand for literally nothing. Not even new pixels on your screen. 2. Developers earn money without adding Augment version of this "Challenge" to the game. Now tell me who designed this event? Fire him. We need a new word to describe how bad he is at game design. 1. To get to the TOP 1 without spending a thousand bucks is literally impossible. Now do you get something crazy for spending a THOUSAND OF REAL LIFE MONEY right? NO you get a cosmetic that IS WORSE THAN DEFAULT of that item. Now you can't just accidentally spend 1000$ for worse than default item so we know TOP 1 needs to work when it come to making financial decisions. 2. TOP 10 get Helios/Hyperspeed or now Heal Thunder. To get to top 10 you need around 6k+ stars so either play the game 20 hours a day or buy premium and play 10 hours a day or buy stars. Near impossible without paying A LOT because premium and stars are OVERPRICED. And what you get? Helios - literally everyone has it for almost free... Hyperspeed - the only augment that was actually OP enough for you to try and get TOP10. Healing thunder - i heard it's broken (literally broken) and even if it works as intended its worth is not even close to your time/money spent to get it. 3. TOP 100 to get 100 tankoins?? LOL this one you can actually get by raw grinding but you waste so much time that it should be 200-300 and not 100. 4. TOP 1000 gets what 300 batteries? TOP 1000 always is around 4k stars so you can't just accidentally go into TOP 1000 again. and 300 batteries for grinding extra ~1000stars? IDK about you but i waste way more than 300 batteries to get 1000stars from battles.

Calling campers noobs at this point is just stupid. Try to attack and you'll know why. I use hunter trickster both maxed i get oneshotted by hammer, ricochet, railgun for some reason, scorpion even tho i have 50% prot. and the problem is EVERYONE USES THOSE TURRETS so it's impossible to attack because you're instantly dead. OH AND NO AP NEEDED DON'T WORRY LMAO. Also I get more score just by raw kills than another guy who caps like 6 flags somehow so what's the damn point? Even if you don't get oneshotted every 5 seconds it's not worth it anyway. Oh and i feel ya I got banned for a week because i said 1 2 3 4 in a dead chat channel (plasma) yes. a week. for flood. 4 numbers. A WEEK.

I would put it in the "Fun to use" category for me it includes Pre-nerf adrenaline Healing Emmiters EMP Rico Spear and another interesting augments The damage boosting drone argument doesn't really hold much weight since no matter what you want damage boosting drone with a long range turret. It's not OP the reason for that is because it was instantly powercrept by Uranium or whatever its called and ofc Tornado and maybe EMP/AP since without an immunity there is no way in hell you'll survive rockets (i don't have these two so i could be wrong)