Broken AI that has no idea what tanki online is could make better MM system than what we have now. No it doesn't care about your rank or GS. Proof? 5 battles ago i was places with captain level ranks while being Legend 103 9999gs. average GS without mine would be like 5k.

Braindeadlios, Hypernoob, Unkillible noob bots, and flying trashcan overdrive Nerf? ADRENALINE NERF NOOOOOO

Games are supposed to be fun. That's why we play them right? We play Tanki Online for fun and not to be E-Tortured because we played the key part of the game, Matchmaking. The problem is that in Tanki Online, matchmaking is absolutely broken, so I decided to give Hazel suggestions since he can't figure it out himself. The biggest problems with matchmaking now are: 1. Huge XP gain 2. Huge rank spread 3. Crystals earned per battle Let's start with the huge XP gain. Now Gigantic MM rank spread in battles. And now crystals earned per battle. NOTE *Changes that were made are realistic there is no "add infinite tankoins" nonsense etc. We all have to understand that Tanki Online is made to make money so I obviously left some Pay to Win features, like exotic augments etc., untouched. *This suggestion is intended to change MM for the better with minimal effort from the developers side and to leave the game economy untouched. *This entire post is one idea that is FIX Matchmaking, it should not be considered multiple-idea post. NOW SHARE THIS IDEA. MAKE IT POPULAR SO HAZEL SEES IT WE ALL WANT MM FIXED DON'T EVEN PLAY WITH ME. GET YOUTUBERS TO COVER IT IDC I WANT MM FIXED BRUH.

thats every smart youtuber tho. If you don't want to watch his videos its ok. Last time i watched TO youtubers was when the Goat himself TheMrGamerMD had YT so a lot of years ago. His content was something more than gold box and containers. IDK what Ghost uploads and i don't care. He saw the opportunity for easy views and he went for it. You can just skip his videos and only look at the .JPEG he posted and its enough for arcade. EDIT: also im 100% sure his fans love watching him go in detail about this stuff (if thats what he does). for example i watch a youtuber who makes a single Twitter post from game developer into 5-10 minute video but all of these 5-10 minutes are entertaining AF because he knows what he's talking about and makes it fun to listen/watch. (even tho i am already an expert in that game) Thats the job of a youtuber and if thats what ghost doing then im cool.

Ah yes that drone destruction animation would probably turn your FPS animation into destruction knowing tanki developers also we would see it after 5 years too. tbh useless feature and waste of time for the developers nobody besides you in the entire game cares about drone disappearing or whatever when getting destroyed i for example don't even notice that. The game doesn't need to be realistic thats what make the games fun. if i want more realism i'll just go to... eh hem... there.

They don't have bots. Just mess with youre ping and you'll see. Yes they "plan" to release them but you know whats also planned? Gigantic flying monkey (hovering juggernaut), advertising, gifts return, "Bomb-cart" mode, IOS tanki mobile etc etc. etc. etc. Them saying that they're "planning" to add this feature means "we might add this in the next 100 years but 99% we already forgot about that feature"

Hello, Elextr0_Oragon

Is it worth switching teams? Im in the best team (lazurite) and i am a collector so even if im not using these augments i still want them.

oh my god just read what happened in here. that player was pretending to be some super duper expert saying he's some Human-Databank of tanki online keeping track of everyone even your grandma who doesnt play tanki. also he said im the noob coward here while casually having triple the score he had in the same match. done you're not entertaining as derek so i won't be wasting anymore time here

If 350 score in 13 mins with exotic augment on an OP turret is "abusing" levels for you then you not understanding my posts or whatever should be the least of your concerns lmao

You said "How does one camp with an isida" meaning that you have no idea what happened prior that. i explained how he switched into scorpion not that hard to understand? Yes scorpion is designed for camping. But i would imagine a person who is Legend 61 would do better with EXOTIC SCORPION AUGMENT WHO PRETENDS TO BE THE SUPER EXPERT DATA COLLECTOR OF THIS GAME than whopping ~350 score and 17/6 K/D or whatever it was. He played with scorpion in STADIUM for 13+ Minutes let me remind you.

play 1 match and you'll be wondering why tanki rating is so high. it deserves -5 stars as long as hazel doing his nonsense.

Guess i need to write everything 5 times for every person here. He was flying monkey with vampire and as we can see from the latest post here its very balanced. then i called him out for being just a paladin loser then he changed into Scorpion/Viking and camped for 13-14 mins. Also if you want to camp with Isida just... well... Equip nanobots and heal your allies... not that hard? You can never leave the base.

This mode is what Hazel Thinks every MM match is like It was Rugby super fun because it was war like the second anyone spawned they rushed into enemy base. it was basically ASL hybrid half of the team attacked and another half defended in both teams.

Laptop. you can clearly see from UI here. No i was using Trickster in a small map while constantly attacking without a second thought. I spawn before my spawn prot runs out im already in the enemy base killing everyone. If there was a guy who used nuclear energy to stop me i would just target only him on purpose for fun. already did it once and some dude lost like 30 nuclear energy in 1 battle (completely lost like 20 ODs because i would kill him while he was charging his Ares OD)

oh my Mr. Anticamping sees actual attacking in MM battle. Wonder how many deaths you would have if you attacked enemy base non-stop without legal hacks.

how many times are you gonna do things wrong? whatever you camped for like 13+ mins cuz i bullied you into switching from that trash conbo lol. also i had around 40-50 kills and average GS in that match was like 8000+ and definitely not 6k GS lmao. But hey unlike you i can actually back up my claims so here ya go i found a random screenshot of me playing with "below 6k GS" players. You know what i used? You guessed it Pulsar Tesla (gonna take the L here) Heavyweight Hunter (i heard its less braindead than paladin) Trickster drone Armadillo/Shaft/Scorpion/Gauss protection (i always used those i was too lazy to change) Now do you think a player that got 1820 score playing against "below 6k GS" is going to randomly get only 20 kills in another "below 6k GS" battle? While using a conbo WAY MORE SUITED for killing?

In a match i get a picture of you from what you use. If you use PALADIN (the most OP hull that makes you borderline invincible for 20 sec) and Vampire Isida (augment that makes you soft-immortal as long as you have energy in your Isida) guess what im going to think of you? i think its obvious. I know not everyone is a camping God but 16/7 K/D with camping? im sorry its just absurd for legend 50+ or whatever he was. Thats barely above 1 kill PER MINUTE. HE WAS CAMPING. Im Legend 103 and i get 60-80 Kills with 0-3 deaths when im camping in full 15 minute battle. he should be getting at least 60% of that at Legend 50+. When you play with flying monkey you instantly prove that you're scared of losing and have absolutely no skill because you rely on something as pathetic as Paladin. But all that aside HE crapped on campers saying they're trash while getting whopping 1 kill/min then comes to forum says that 3 absolutely random turrets are BY FAR THE BEST AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU DONT PLAY THE GAME. Then he gets cooked by like 10 people proving him wrong but he doesn't accept that fact. don't believe me? just read what happened.

I mocked your K/D ratio because you see around 1.00 K/D was not what i would consider good for a paladin but thats not it you were using vampire isida too. the ultimate noob conbo who's scared of losing K/D. You were the only one attacking? IDK can't tell but what i CAN TELL is that you died in the middle of the map everytime you tried to come because you were obvious easy target. Everybody (from what we can see) cares about Hornet OD also its not X-RAY vision it also shows how much HP your enemy has and i find it very useful little feature. You call another people cowards but use the most braindead OP hull that is Paladin. Interesting logic. You changed into scorpion and viking or whatever but you did absolutely nothing. you got like 17/6 in 15 minute battle. Then you come here drop 3 random turrets that we're revealed as best in your dream and said disagree = you don't play the game. Lol

Profiles are actually broken. After the servers came back i went down 35,000 places in efficiency my crisis usage got 50 hours removed and XP clearly doesn't add up to my 22 million XP i have. Im 100% sure another stats got removed too but i can't tell since i don't remember them all at the top of my head. i combined all my XP i got from USING HULLS and i got. 15,786,860 when i did this i had 22,058,609 XP 6,271,749 XP is missing. Profiles are not a good way to check what people are doing nowadays

Yes there are people who care about team gameplay. (me included) When i use Gauss i put it with hornet for X-Ray not wasp or hopper because they do nothing to help defending attacking or whatever. I could use mammoth or something but i don't i use scorpion and titan while camping sounds like im selfish? Nope. While using that conbo i am a defensive juggernaut you need some effort to even get close near a flag. there is a difference between camper who tries to save his 0,89K/D and Useful camper the one that defends the flag or helps his/her team. Team with no campers have no defence because of that enemy team just cannot lose. viking scorpion would fall in selfish camper territory you put nothing on the table on your team. (Yea you could use your OD that you get once a match to kill 1-3 enemies that are going for the flag but are you going to waste entire viking OD for that?? Viking OD is obviously offensive OD that is intended to wipe out entire enemy team so you can steal a flag/ball) you use scorpion with Hornet (x-Ray)? Hunter (fast OD allows to stun/kill attackers) Titan(OD allows to be in "Godmode" or 20 sec even if you got AP'ed your teammates could still use your shield) or Ares(insta heal for 2ish sec while demaging the enemy)? No? you're useless camper. There are many combos that look like camper conbos while in reality making you MVP of the match. TL;DR Useful campers >>>>>>> infinity >>>>>>>> campers.

Camping in Stadium JGR.... im on the naughty list this year no gifts for me i guess... Next time i'll play in Stadium i'll equip Mammoth and Firebird and go into attacking. You're not even good at stalking bud. I'll explain my Gauss/Hornet conbo. Gauss - free 4k+ damage on JGR big splash for kills. 4 Gauss shots and JGR is dead. Hornet - Free wallhack for my teammates very useful from my experience. I get kills fast enough to where when my Hornet OD runs out my new hornet OD is at 60-80% so my team basically has wallhacks 24/7 active. Also more than likely i was by far first on the leaderboard so its not like my camping hurt someone. You are getting cooked by a lot of people i see so i'll guess you're the one spewing nonsense. When i camp i help my teammates with some kind of support. Always.

Lol. I dont count how many battles i play but i get 150k XP a week and i dont need to mark people and stalk them just to see what they're using. Even taking Isida. without stalking random isida users i can tell you its OP with vampire the problem is LITERALLY EVERYONE HAS VAMPIRE its at the point where vampire isida might as well be the default isida and you would not notice a difference. Isida is not a turret that would give you 200-300 points above 2nd place in a normal match because its not "fast" enough its not players fault its just HOW THE DAMN TURRET WORKS its like saying get 100 kills with Shaft in MM battle. yeah its possible but its like 0,1% chance. Nobody uses isida prot because nobody besides buyers upgraded it cause NO ONE USED ISIDA PRE-VAMPIRE era. and up until now people just didn't see one vampire noob in a match as someone they should equip a prot from and spend like 500k crystals on upgrading that prot. I play the game i get 100-700 points above 2nd place all the time and i can tell you that. Firebird - balanced maybe just a bit underpowered. Freeze - Balanced just learn how to play with melee turrets... Tesla - needs little nerf. status teslas too. pulsar... do i need to say something...? Isida - if you told me Vampire isida is now "stock" isida i would agree with you. Is a turret that makes you soft-immortal is OP? If yes isida is OP if no then no. Hammer - BRAINDEAD by far most annoying turret that like i said HAS EVEN MORE BRAINDEAD AUGMENTS THAT NEED NERF MORE THAN ANYTHING. Duplet and Blunderbuss did you play against those? Twins - balanced but pulsar makes them braindead and OP Ricochet - needs range buff but everyone uses helios so might as well leave it as it is. Smoky - balanced. would be great if half of my shots didnt go thru tanks... all augments are balanced and not cancer. Striker - if you're actual PRO with striker it's average but it needs buff. Vulcan - pair it with a flying monkey and you got one of the most braindead conbos in the GAMES HISTORY. on a tracked hull its balanced no need for changes Thunder - stock is now usable and not dead. exotic augments for thunder make it OP as hell tho. Scorpion - people just cry its OP but in reality its balanced just pay attention to the damn match and you'll dodge the rockets 9/10 times. Railgun - Dead. railgun enemies can be annoying sometimes but thats it. just annoying. if you're too lazy to equip rail prot you won't be in trouble Magnum - skilled but super annoying in the hands of a camper. balanced. but with the scope thing coming its gonna get bad real quick. Gauss - pre-buff "Dead" Gauss was not "Dead" at all you just had to use your brain. now with 1 second lock its braindead. just make the lock like 2-3 seconds with 3sec reload. Shaft - reload nerf is not as bad as people say. Tho it should be like 5 seconds instead of 7 or whatever. I have MAX Garage and use all the turrets from time to time in different situations so dont even play with me cuz i actually can just take a turret into random battle and send you a screenshot or something.

Are you braindead???? You are the one that doesn't play the game. Thunder with augments is OP sure railgun is dead like always smoky? last time i saw smoky was in november or something. TOP 3 turrets are 1. Hammer - ABSURDLY BRAINDEAD NON-SENSE without augments. its augments are ABSURDLY BRAINDEAD PREMIUM EDITION like blunderbuss or duplet. hammer kills jgr in seconds and wiped out everything non-jgr in seconds too with vikking OD or not. 2. Tesla - a turret that can require skill but since tanki playerbase has 1 IQ they dont use tesla like its intended. 3. Thunder Scorpion or something like that. *MOD THIS IS NOT INSULTING ANYONE LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN AND SAY WORDS THAT A PERSON OLDER THAN 3 YEARS WOULD SAY.

The turret you're using is as braindead as you want it to be when using without augments Normal tacked hull - depends on how you play with that turret. Flying monkey - ofcourse absolutely braindead with its legal hacks. Augments are the things that make a turret braindead. augments like 1. Hyperspeed (ultimate camping augment) 2. Helios (insult to intelligence) 3. Pulsar Tesla (If you can't win after getting a crit just quit the game) 4. Pulsar Twins (makes helios user look like a pro) 5. Vampire isida (if you have K/D below 10.00 you have no skill) and anothers im forgetting about.