Oh so you're telling me that crisis needs specific conditions to be met to be OP??? :OOOOO We all know that tanki people don't like to use brain and tactics because they don't have brain in the first place.

@davis.3d Free to Play or Pay to Play i don't care i'll always remain on the neutral side and tell everyone what i think. Also F2P players beeing as strong as pay to win buyers dont bother me at all because im skilled unlike 95% of buyers https://imgur.com/a/A6538ko literally just finished this battle. Let me guess your excuse will be "bUt BuT thERe arE No ProTEcTioNS!!??!!" oh guess its my fault for using unpopuliar turret that i like guess next time ill just use Railgun! Also there is another magnum he only has 400+ score and 30 kills less than me. Put your excuses here please. No Pay to Play augment on Magnum just good ol' adrenaline. Squash match my team is losing 7-0 in the first 7 minutes. Everybody on the enemy team can change into magnum prot i couldn't care less. Still think crisis is not OP?

Low levels? So 80% of my team being Legends and "low-levels" are now Commanders? Sure, makes sense why i see field marshals crying that they play with legends like it was not the case since legend rank was added. No need for speed mode when you do triple damage. Learn how to play, your brainless attack the enemy no matter what strat doesn't work here. I played with crisis for 2 months pretty sure it means i played with all kinds of enemies don't worry. Let me guess another salty guy after seeing somebody have fun with monetized item? I play MM a lot on the weekends so you can find me casually getting 50+ kills with crisis oh and next time ill ask hazel to put me with only Legend 9999gs people so you wont cry. Deal?

If you think Crisis is weak you just have no idea how to use it. Skill Issue im afraid ? https://imgur.com/Er8Zf18 (mod my link doesn't work again bruh) Shaft Healing + Hornet. Yea it consumes a lot of supplies but guess what? What if i told you... ITS INTENDED TO BE END-GAME/BUYER DRONE??? I know surprising. Using Crisis is so much fun, you get way more fun than using Booster/Defender/Trickster. Jammer augments? Well i know how to use Crisis and i don't remember last time i equipped Jammer Immunity because my crisis is dead. Why? Because you are dead long before you can even reach me SO IT NEVER HAPPENED. With another maxed out drones i get 30+ kills a battle with all the turrets with Crisis i get 50-80 kills i don't do screenshots except for that one time but you can sometimes see people crying in the chat about me dominating with Crisis. Crisis is by far the most busted Drone its just not the same "hEhEH iMmA gO to ENEmY aND prESS sPACe!!11" thing like with another drones. Also its intended for buyers or max garage players who just play for fun and all they buy is supplies anyways.

Except you forgot that big bundle prices are ACTUALLY AFFORDABLE in Russia. Its probably like 20$ instead of 250$+ we have

I have around 400ish hours with Gauss so keep that in mind. In my profile it says something like 200+ hours but its definitely false because i've noticed that profile times and in game times split after some time. what i mean is in my profile it shows that i used crisis for 25 hours but in game i got Crisis after Space Day minigame and played with crisis regularly since then (around 1 hour on average) there is absolutely no way i only used crisis only for 25 hours. It will be a Crisis fest for a week and then a Drugless Brutus fest ever after ?* Live reaction of new Crisis users that don't have a million of each supply after they use Crisis for 10 seconds

Its more than likely russian buyers and another people who don't know that a Life Form called "Grass" exists. Vacuum cleaner thunder, Biohazard but without Bio Tesla augments are never seen before you can't obtain them unless you buy the fund thats why the fund is growing so fast. There is about 90% chance the second it passes last augment the fund is going to freeze. It consumes 3 supplies with every switch (mines and repairs too) even camping wastes insane amounts of damage because sometimes youre just forced to switch to armor or speed. also don't forget it burns 1 battery a minute. Gauss + crisis is absolutely disgusting btw i get 40-50 kills casually tho i played with gauss 24/7 back in the day when i came back from tanki break. Even when you only use Damage it still feels like it consumes way more than if you used booster and spammed damage. also picking up supply boxes won't activate supplies with crisis so every time you have to use your own drugs

Even if armadillo was cheap or good without it needing to be at mk8 i don't see it being nerfed because its a protection. how do you nerf that? make mk8 armadillo reduce 30% instead of 50%? Also giving armadillo to a lot of people would just mean removing critical update. not a big deal. Nobody cares why you want Crisis it can be for parkour it can be for bulling your friends/enemies. Hazel nerf it to HELL. yea sure you could bully buyers with helios (rico protection alone easily makes helios into a feather and a lot of people will have rico prot when basically everyone got most OP rico augment but lets ignore that fact) for maybe a week at most until it gets turned into railgun 2.0 (DEAD). But you forgot one thing... You won't be the only one with helios. there going to be 5-10 helios every match everyone one shotting everybody you won't be bullying buyers because random non-turret turning noob hiding in the corner will be the one bullying you. Buyers can easily equip Rico prot and it makes helios hit like a feather like i said. Don't know how many F2P players upgraded rico prot I know people who waste around 150k supplies a week while using crisis. I know a ton of people who went broke bcs of crisis and it lead to them having 6k gs at legend. I basically never switch modes with crisis and i still spend around 5k supplies a week.

Trust me max you don't want for the fund to reach Crisis lol. Because its either going to be: A: 90% of the player base that uses crisis runs out of supplies in the next couple days and buyers just start dominating like hell (good scenario compared to anothers...) B: NANI???!!??!? WE HAVE TO GIVE EVERYBODY THAT BOUGHT THE FUND BUNDLE CRISIS??!!! *hazel creates crisis 2.0 its just like crisis except you can use 3 modes at once so you have triple speed/armor/damage at the same time.* There is already a bug that lets you activate duoble modes with Crisis for example Maximum Speed and Armor at the same time. Foreshadowing?? (likely scenario) C : DID I HEARD SOMEBODY WANTS CRISIS NERFED???? - Hazel 2022. *nerfs crisis and turns it into brutus 3.0 [brutus 2.0 is booster]*. nerfind crisis would be beyond spit in the face because 90% of crisis users spent hundreds of dollars to get it. And they already did it with rico Pulsar so don't think they won't nerf crisis. TL:DR items you got from this fund might be OP but only for couple of days until hazel nerfs them to the ground and creates 2.0 versions of it that are way more OP

No offense but this is legit one of the worst memes ive seen or whatever its even suppose to be. You have better chance of winning in a 1v1 bare hand fight against Brock Lesnar in his prime than tanki listening to players when hazel is the head developer.

I am older than a 12 year Old. I am excited that fund reached Helios. Why? BECAUSE IT FINALLY GETS NERFED . well i hope it gets nerfed. Also i am a collector so even if helios is trash i still like it in my garage. i have everything i wanted when it comes to augments/turrets now im just collecting stuff for fun

a lot of buyers (DM mode ones) don't rely on OP crap they use OP crap as an overkill DM buyers are more than likely OG veterans with OP crap on top (me included) even if you take away all the toys like Helios, crisis they'll still dominate its just not as much. You are talking about new tanki era buyers who dont have skill and just rely on Helios or groups in MM i can tell you many names but ig its not allowed bcs this forum is made for 5 year olds while tanki seems to be targeting gambling addicts. Paladin OD is as free as it can get. Tho that OP trash needs to be removed ASAP im not in the mood to lose another match just bcs of ONE PALADIN with any free or payed turret/augment carrying entire enemy team and winning 7-0. Giving not nerfed Helios crisis will change the game only for new buyers old buyers going to continue dominating thats it. what it will do is make the game unplayable i mean 5 helios in every match? sounds like fun right? crisis making every F2P player homeless in the next 5 minutes? oh whats that? buyers dominate again but now not bcs they game Helios but bcs they game Booster Armor and Demage. This is what would happen if we complete the fund. Oh and hazel would release Crisis 2.0 drone weeks later ofc.

respect - any turret/hull that is not peak meta. if you can get TOP 5 in any mode with not OP turret/hull, you got my Veteran's respect badge. oh no its a noob! - Vampire users, Helios users, people who only play in groups of 3 (no matter what they use, even tho 99,9% its buyers) newest broken augment users. Ohhh how could i forget! our beloved Paladin users! Oh and actually forgot about this one... "Vulcan Bots" aka flying hull + vulcan. Dont even try to find an excuse... If you use this conbo you should be crying because of how low your skill level is. gotta say i use vampire or paladin from time to time... Not to play but just to abuse it like a Cheat Code or something.

You forgot the fact that if you dont use some STACKED conbos youre basically forced to camp. like even me when i use something not buyerY i get ONE SHOTTED by random --> HAMMERS <-- and railguns and all that EVEN WITH CRISIS ARMOR SOMETIMES. like WTH??? Because of like that i decided to become a supporter/camper using HE Shaft and camping in a spot where i can heal people at max efficiency and kill enemies so near my base mostly so im technically not camping i guess..? The point is now with our beloved scorpion its. You camp - you get one shotted. You attack - you get one shotted. Say thanks to hazel for that.

I dont know about low ranks but Mega Gold for legends is... okay...? i guess...? normal golds should be buffed to like 5k at least and mega gold could be 20k or something. 1k crystals is just a drop in the ocean nowadays

You mean "Updated tankoin and crystal packs in the Shop. We haven't changed the prices of any tankoin or crystal offers; we just changed the quantity per package so its ever less value!" Well i hope crystals packs become at least buyable and not just flat out waste of money. Tankoins amount better increase after that because in my Shop they are overpriced AF. To the point where its literally just better becoming F2P.

Hehe haha! You meant BALANCE Updates not nerfs, Sir. Hazel is working hard to make tanki the best game there is <3333 Everyone that bought the fund should realise that Crisis (RIP 1,000,000 mines bought challenge), Thunder (Vacuum cleaner absorbed), Armadillo (your crystals absorbed) are very OP so they'll nerf it and make it balanced! Why its OP? Because even my GOAT Hazel himself doesn't have it because its so rare... So how could he know Crisis is OP? He's too busy trying to find the perfect balance in the game! There is no time to play MM for him!!!!

THE ONE THAT GIVES YOU THE MOST KILLS. ALL TURRETS GIVE YOU SAME XP AMOUNT PER KILL, BIG MAN.

x_Sorinel_x skipping weekend missions challenge impossible. they can do special missions every day and i would like it its just free rewards for me. you dont like it? you skip it. simple.

Woops missed 2 lines of text in that mess

I love how they said that its the best time to spend your tankoins and not crystals even though already overpriced as hell shop has nothing good to offer even with 30% discount. Woah... no x2 XP/Cry no missions... just a random discount out of nowhere? Damn you just made Ultra Weekend sound like fun.

(UC turret/hull dupe is the dumbest idea ive heard in years) Or hazel could finally think for at least a minute and balance turrets and hulls in a way that they fit in game without needing a buff or a nerf every 7 days. I mean its not that hard, i dont play a lot of games but i don't remember that there would be many games where half of the game's stats would change EVERY FRIDAY to the point where their own wiki helpers just gave up trying to update it so we're stuck in 2015 wiki or something.

Thanks but no. the game is already pure pay to win

Dictator now has 1 pixel sized invisible hitbox OHHH NOO!!!! MM maps are already pure cancer for shafts (with houses and random billboards and another completely useless and illogical crap spammed everywhere). And if thats not enough then house roofs have a hitbox the size of entire map. If i would get a cent every time i missed a shaft shot just because there is invisible barrier from a house roof then i would be a millionaire. They already said that dictators size wont effect gameplay so relax......