silly boy thinking they'll actually listen to the playerbase. they "listened" to the playerbase a lot of times every update is what the playerbase wanted! thats what hazel says at least

Related or not idk but what i do know is that they have to do something about half of the kids leaving the kindergarten the second their team starts to lose so then the losing team has no players for about 20sec and then they cannot win so new kids that joined the battle leave and so on and its impossible to win. Where is the Bonus for staying in battles feature mr. hazel talked about like SEVEN MONTHS AGO???????? i mean its not that hard to add something like 500 crystal bonus every match you stay right????? Yea its so horrible if we ignore EMP AP JAMMER BURNING FREEZING. man the second i get stunned for 0.0001 second i leave the battle and rage quit the game for a week.

I got crisis and armadillo for around 20k tankoins and 990 tankoins on my second acc. im kinda salty yeah because i basically got scammed... Just kidding im not salty lol im having a blast killing the OP f2ps with lvl 2 crisis and 5% armadillo all over the place. They can have it. Armad and crisis can only get you that far even maxed not even talking about the fact that there will be crisis and armad 2.0 coming. I am a buyer and i couldn't care less about the balance difference in MM between F2P and P2P lol. Im SGE main and everyone and their grandma is a whale in that mode it seems like and im having way more fun killing these clearly raging buyers than some random F2P.

Blocking non-buyers would be tanki shooting themselves in the foot though they keep doing that so... oof. non-buyers can easily become buyers later so where is the logic behind blocking non buyers? It's DDoS attacks its just this time the hackers did not attack the game 24/7 also some countries were forgotten i guess like in my country tanki was only lagging for 1 day and never again. I am a buyer and i was lagging.

If its magnum losers campers then when you hit their drone they die. If its any another turret then they just get jammer for like 3 seconds or jammer with -1000 HP if mk8 shaft hit you

Yooo Cyber its me Dokan! This is what they have to do. 1. NEW CEO The second Hazel is the new CEO Tanki slowly started getting more and more goofy (in a bad way) is this a coincidence? Could be but what are the chances? 2. Fix all the big visual/gameplay bugs like invisible railgun shot, you going through tanks etc. 3. Revert BAD Updates that don't effect paying players. Enough with "we dont revert updates" nonsense. Revert all dumb updates that nobody asked for but everyone hates like Container nerf for example. Sadly EMP, AP update should stay since it effects paying player base and removing status effects even with a big compensation it would be bad to say the least. 4. LISTEN TO THE DAMN PLAYERBASE! You don't need to listen to everybody and add 999999 tankoin boxes and all the crazy nonsense some people suggest. Make a new "Fan Features" page or something where people can suggest updates and vote for the ones they like. Then all tanki needs to do is add the most popular feature with a little Pay to Play twist because its a free to download game so it needs money. Both sides win. 5. Balance the game. Locking augments until WO1 is good but after WO1 only Garage augments should unlock, Legendary ones should unlock maybe at Brigadier or Marshal rank. This alone would make the game way more balanced at least until the end-game. 6. New player friendly tutorial with tips like upgrade only 1 conbo or EMP does this and AP does this and blah blah blah. 7. Don't talk about updates that you know you're not going to add until year 2122. New UI is a good example they showed and hyped up new UI for like 8 months till they finally released it. Oh wait they only released 1 out of 80 parts of new UI. 8. Advertise the game now that things are stable. Flexing that the game is 13 years old alone would make people want to play it. Also reverting bad updates would bring back old players. The game has the potential to become popular again imo

Don't even compare minecraft to another games. Its a force of nature, the game that is just flat out built different. Minecraft is different from almost every game in a way that you can do almost anything, only limitation is your own imagination... I started playing MC in 2014ish im still having as much fun in 2022 as in 2014 why? because like i said you can do whatever you want there are no rules. except the new moderation system that is somehow worse than tanki's moderation system maybe. I see Minecraft being populiar in 2100 bruh. Pubg i don't play so i don't know but from what im getting its just another generic "shoot and hide with a little twist" game like fortnite CSGO all that. Pubg only gains more players because of the hype around it eventually it will die just like tanki. Tanki is bleeding to death because its not the new hotness or the amount of content it has (even though their "content" is probably just container drops and couple turrets/hulls) sometimes having a lot of content is bad because new players just don't want to bother thinking it will take 50 years to get half of the stuff done then there is 0 balance in tanki because of our beloved Hazel guy and many more problems. Tanki survived for 13 years or whatever and its a big number for a game.

4k GS at Legend??????????????? i see there is crybaby clan boss member so ofc let me guess he was in 3 people group with paladin and spamming crisis like crazy with newest OP toy pretending to be good. lol what crybaby clan members going to "attack" me again telling me that im not skilled or not popular or whatever but in game they don't even touch me.

Honestly, just nerf Helios and turn it into USABLE alt and not just OP press space boom you ded. Vacuum Thunder Pulsar Tesla needs no nerfs/buffs. I don't know about yall but personally my battles became VERY BALANCED (not a joke) after everyone got vacuum/pulsar/helios. Instead of squash match every 10 seconds i either lose or win by like 1 point/flag and people are stopping the use of these new toys anyway they are returning to their main conbos only people who started main vacuum pulsar or helios still use these conbos.

Or add Updates that don't make 90% of the community lose their minds because of how pointless it is. I mean if you want to add a freaking Fly or a Frog or another absolutely useless graphics/gameplay related feature and least pre-test it in the test server or something..? I MEAN ITS CALLED THE TEST SERVER. Just add that update in the test server bug test it and copy the damn test server code into the main game. NOT THAT HARD I WOULD SAY. But we know they can't add Dust without turning Tanki Online into Bug Online so even the test server won't help... Also the server lag is either DDoS or just them once again making another big bug so either buy the damn DDoS protection (its going to be cheaper then losing more and more clients [buyers] with every attack) or get a team of coders that are not 5 year olds.

Pulsar's icon means Biological Hazard so the technology is probably some kind of super bacteria/virus. After creating that super virus all Hazel did was put the virus in a container then spray it on Ricochet then Thunder then Tesla. He maybe poured some sugar or something to make bacteria reproduce but he still calls it irreproducible just to sound dramatic.

Augment with irreproducible technology. A critical hit generates a quantum vortex that applies several effects at the same time, usually negative ones. The inventor of the technology known as Hazel is on the international wanted list. If its not on crit then there is no point for it to have -50% crit chance and its description says Pulsar is on crit

Ah yes. What augment would be more OP? The one you need to spend AT LEAST 250$+ or the one you need to spend at least 15$. The correct answer is 15$ one ofc! nah but if Pulsar telsa is that OP imma just say this. ?ｒ?ᕼ

Tanki Online Servers when more than 0 players (not a lot!) are online.

The game has whopping 3k players in battles on the weekends. But they say they have millions of players around the world also from what i heard you're like the biggest whale on this forum so aren't you suppose to be crying that the game is dying? i mean i would not spend thousands of $ on a product thats about to end.

Rah-Opex was ready for that lmaoooooo. this gives me hope that they don't just nerf/buff everything because its a sunny day instead of a rainy one Calculations would probably do the job or "NERFED" , "BUFFED" or just a reason why its been nerfed/buffed/changed.

Shout out to my GOATS F2P players Gotta be one of my favorite genders. No in all seriousness i don't care you're F2P or P2P as long as you're not coward who plays in 3 groups with pre-nerf Helios destroying every match. Ruining all the fun in seconds. When Rico Pulsar came out i saw thru the magic and said its gonna be trash. Forum People killed me but here we are. Rico Pulsar is legit one of the worst augments in the game using Pulsar rico is just you nerfing your own default rico. You watch how another people do strat has flaws... Instead of looking how good armadillo user is in battle you should be seeing how hard TO KILL it is armadillo users in battle on average. here an example, i am way above average in terms of skill i get top 3 with every conbo free or payed, average or good. Armadillo means im going to sacrifice one 50% protection it will still easily get me top 3 and you'll think armadillo did the job even tho it basically did nothing. tho killing strat does not really solve this skill problem i guess. but its still better bcs from what i understand you're just multing in battles

Me if drugless F2Ps scenario happens.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS immunities LOOK LIKE A TONGUE I KNEW is was not the only oneeeeeeee

Im okay with it not aging well because it caused so much chaos and i love it lmao. EDIT: wrong quote lmao. yall know which one im talking about

I wanna see your face after 1 month when your toys got nerfed and there is hyperspeed thunder oneshotting you. Its not a hard concept to understand. Tanki only wants buyers they couldn't care less about F2Ps. Even if your toys won't get nerfed the new augments will be powercrept to make helios look like a kid to make people spend money. Why would i spend money on new Railgun's Mega Monster 9000 augment if i got same power level augments from tanki fund? You'll be the one in "depression" stage after the dust settles and im sure you're not stupid enough to not know that.

Here i'll tell you the state of the game after everyone gets this OP gear. Day 1 - everyone got OP gear woohoo now you waste more time respawning then playing unless youre buyer ofc so you just use 50% prots and immunities against the chaos. Day 2 - CHAOS Day 3 - Friday. Hazel has fun "balancing" the game. Day 4 - everything is back to normal. buyers got OP gear and non-buyers got average gear that once was OP. This either going to happen on the first friday or second or third but its going to happen. Don't worry

Legend says if you stay quiet you can hear angry F2P players cursing after seeing this meme. Ok now that the fund reached 15 mil how about 1 skin cont every 1,000,000 tankoins? I couldn't care less about augments that are going to get nerfed anyway.

LVL 16: Healing Thunder LVL 17: Gauss mega impact force augment (they talked about it like a year ago and never again lol) LVL 18: Spectrum 20% LVL19: Crisis 2.0 LVL20: Hazel's house lets gooooo boys we can reach lvl 20 and get a free house

I meant there is no leaderboard to compare your progress to another people and if you want scorpion very bad then you just play and play but at the end you could end up top 11 and get nothing and its very dirty move, also playing for a long time can trick you into buying containers or crystals or premium not only stars its a well known Gacha game strategy to make players spend money, except instead of making you blindly play the game for 20 hours a day Gacha games make something like 100 crystals for free every 6 hours thing we had in tanki.