I have around 400ish hours with Gauss so keep that in mind. In my profile it says something like 200+ hours but its definitely false because i've noticed that profile times and in game times split after some time. what i mean is in my profile it shows that i used crisis for 25 hours but in game i got Crisis after Space Day minigame and played with crisis regularly since then (around 1 hour on average) there is absolutely no way i only used crisis only for 25 hours. It will be a Crisis fest for a week and then a Drugless Brutus fest ever after ?* Live reaction of new Crisis users that don't have a million of each supply after they use Crisis for 10 seconds

Its more than likely russian buyers and another people who don't know that a Life Form called "Grass" exists. Vacuum cleaner thunder, Biohazard but without Bio Tesla augments are never seen before you can't obtain them unless you buy the fund thats why the fund is growing so fast. There is about 90% chance the second it passes last augment the fund is going to freeze. It consumes 3 supplies with every switch (mines and repairs too) even camping wastes insane amounts of damage because sometimes youre just forced to switch to armor or speed. also don't forget it burns 1 battery a minute. Gauss + crisis is absolutely disgusting btw i get 40-50 kills casually tho i played with gauss 24/7 back in the day when i came back from tanki break. Even when you only use Damage it still feels like it consumes way more than if you used booster and spammed damage. also picking up supply boxes won't activate supplies with crisis so every time you have to use your own drugs

Even if armadillo was cheap or good without it needing to be at mk8 i don't see it being nerfed because its a protection. how do you nerf that? make mk8 armadillo reduce 30% instead of 50%? Also giving armadillo to a lot of people would just mean removing critical update. not a big deal. Nobody cares why you want Crisis it can be for parkour it can be for bulling your friends/enemies. Hazel nerf it to HELL. yea sure you could bully buyers with helios (rico protection alone easily makes helios into a feather and a lot of people will have rico prot when basically everyone got most OP rico augment but lets ignore that fact) for maybe a week at most until it gets turned into railgun 2.0 (DEAD). But you forgot one thing... You won't be the only one with helios. there going to be 5-10 helios every match everyone one shotting everybody you won't be bullying buyers because random non-turret turning noob hiding in the corner will be the one bullying you. Buyers can easily equip Rico prot and it makes helios hit like a feather like i said. Don't know how many F2P players upgraded rico prot I know people who waste around 150k supplies a week while using crisis. I know a ton of people who went broke bcs of crisis and it lead to them having 6k gs at legend. I basically never switch modes with crisis and i still spend around 5k supplies a week.

Trust me max you don't want for the fund to reach Crisis lol. Because its either going to be: A: 90% of the player base that uses crisis runs out of supplies in the next couple days and buyers just start dominating like hell (good scenario compared to anothers...) B: NANI???!!??!? WE HAVE TO GIVE EVERYBODY THAT BOUGHT THE FUND BUNDLE CRISIS??!!! *hazel creates crisis 2.0 its just like crisis except you can use 3 modes at once so you have triple speed/armor/damage at the same time.* There is already a bug that lets you activate duoble modes with Crisis for example Maximum Speed and Armor at the same time. Foreshadowing?? (likely scenario) C : DID I HEARD SOMEBODY WANTS CRISIS NERFED???? - Hazel 2022. *nerfs crisis and turns it into brutus 3.0 [brutus 2.0 is booster]*. nerfind crisis would be beyond spit in the face because 90% of crisis users spent hundreds of dollars to get it. And they already did it with rico Pulsar so don't think they won't nerf crisis. TL:DR items you got from this fund might be OP but only for couple of days until hazel nerfs them to the ground and creates 2.0 versions of it that are way more OP

No offense but this is legit one of the worst memes ive seen or whatever its even suppose to be. You have better chance of winning in a 1v1 bare hand fight against Brock Lesnar in his prime than tanki listening to players when hazel is the head developer.

I am older than a 12 year Old. I am excited that fund reached Helios. Why? BECAUSE IT FINALLY GETS NERFED . well i hope it gets nerfed. Also i am a collector so even if helios is trash i still like it in my garage. i have everything i wanted when it comes to augments/turrets now im just collecting stuff for fun

a lot of buyers (DM mode ones) don't rely on OP crap they use OP crap as an overkill DM buyers are more than likely OG veterans with OP crap on top (me included) even if you take away all the toys like Helios, crisis they'll still dominate its just not as much. You are talking about new tanki era buyers who dont have skill and just rely on Helios or groups in MM i can tell you many names but ig its not allowed bcs this forum is made for 5 year olds while tanki seems to be targeting gambling addicts. Paladin OD is as free as it can get. Tho that OP trash needs to be removed ASAP im not in the mood to lose another match just bcs of ONE PALADIN with any free or payed turret/augment carrying entire enemy team and winning 7-0. Giving not nerfed Helios crisis will change the game only for new buyers old buyers going to continue dominating thats it. what it will do is make the game unplayable i mean 5 helios in every match? sounds like fun right? crisis making every F2P player homeless in the next 5 minutes? oh whats that? buyers dominate again but now not bcs they game Helios but bcs they game Booster Armor and Demage. This is what would happen if we complete the fund. Oh and hazel would release Crisis 2.0 drone weeks later ofc.

respect - any turret/hull that is not peak meta. if you can get TOP 5 in any mode with not OP turret/hull, you got my Veteran's respect badge. oh no its a noob! - Vampire users, Helios users, people who only play in groups of 3 (no matter what they use, even tho 99,9% its buyers) newest broken augment users. Ohhh how could i forget! our beloved Paladin users! Oh and actually forgot about this one... "Vulcan Bots" aka flying hull + vulcan. Dont even try to find an excuse... If you use this conbo you should be crying because of how low your skill level is. gotta say i use vampire or paladin from time to time... Not to play but just to abuse it like a Cheat Code or something.

You forgot the fact that if you dont use some STACKED conbos youre basically forced to camp. like even me when i use something not buyerY i get ONE SHOTTED by random --> HAMMERS <-- and railguns and all that EVEN WITH CRISIS ARMOR SOMETIMES. like WTH??? Because of like that i decided to become a supporter/camper using HE Shaft and camping in a spot where i can heal people at max efficiency and kill enemies so near my base mostly so im technically not camping i guess..? The point is now with our beloved scorpion its. You camp - you get one shotted. You attack - you get one shotted. Say thanks to hazel for that.

I dont know about low ranks but Mega Gold for legends is... okay...? i guess...? normal golds should be buffed to like 5k at least and mega gold could be 20k or something. 1k crystals is just a drop in the ocean nowadays

You mean "Updated tankoin and crystal packs in the Shop. We haven't changed the prices of any tankoin or crystal offers; we just changed the quantity per package so its ever less value!" Well i hope crystals packs become at least buyable and not just flat out waste of money. Tankoins amount better increase after that because in my Shop they are overpriced AF. To the point where its literally just better becoming F2P.

Hehe haha! You meant BALANCE Updates not nerfs, Sir. Hazel is working hard to make tanki the best game there is <3333 Everyone that bought the fund should realise that Crisis (RIP 1,000,000 mines bought challenge), Thunder (Vacuum cleaner absorbed), Armadillo (your crystals absorbed) are very OP so they'll nerf it and make it balanced! Why its OP? Because even my GOAT Hazel himself doesn't have it because its so rare... So how could he know Crisis is OP? He's too busy trying to find the perfect balance in the game! There is no time to play MM for him!!!!

THE ONE THAT GIVES YOU THE MOST KILLS. ALL TURRETS GIVE YOU SAME XP AMOUNT PER KILL, BIG MAN.

x_Sorinel_x skipping weekend missions challenge impossible. they can do special missions every day and i would like it its just free rewards for me. you dont like it? you skip it. simple.

Woops missed 2 lines of text in that mess

I love how they said that its the best time to spend your tankoins and not crystals even though already overpriced as hell shop has nothing good to offer even with 30% discount. Woah... no x2 XP/Cry no missions... just a random discount out of nowhere? Damn you just made Ultra Weekend sound like fun.

(UC turret/hull dupe is the dumbest idea ive heard in years) Or hazel could finally think for at least a minute and balance turrets and hulls in a way that they fit in game without needing a buff or a nerf every 7 days. I mean its not that hard, i dont play a lot of games but i don't remember that there would be many games where half of the game's stats would change EVERY FRIDAY to the point where their own wiki helpers just gave up trying to update it so we're stuck in 2015 wiki or something.

Thanks but no. the game is already pure pay to win

Dictator now has 1 pixel sized invisible hitbox OHHH NOO!!!! MM maps are already pure cancer for shafts (with houses and random billboards and another completely useless and illogical crap spammed everywhere). And if thats not enough then house roofs have a hitbox the size of entire map. If i would get a cent every time i missed a shaft shot just because there is invisible barrier from a house roof then i would be a millionaire. They already said that dictators size wont effect gameplay so relax......

Yeah and next friday all your "goot" prizes get nerfed to ashes but tanki still makes a ton of money.

Here you go a guide if you should buy the fund. 1. Nuclear energy x1... if you need 1 nuclear energy for some reason then i guess buy the fund...? why would you need that..... whatever. just do challenge. 2. Normal containers sounds nice but out of like 30 conts youll get like 20+ commons. at least youre guaranteed 2 Blue Drops. but its not worth your money or tankoins. Battle pass gives you even more normal conts with extra crystals and augments and skins. 3. If you have 3 Prot slots then this is amazing value! if you buy 990 bundle then youll save 4k tankoins for a slot and get extra conts and all that as a bonus. If you have 4 slots this is completely useless. If you have 1-2 slots then i dont recommend buying it. just buy your slots in the garage for 50, 500 tankoins. 4. 30 ultra conts sounds cool but its just hot air, you'll get a lot of supplies... if you need a lot of supplies fast i recommend buying fund bundle. Also youre guaranteed 2 Purple drops. But you won't get enough supplies for a long run so buy at your own risk. 5. Skin cont is nice but do you want it? You CANNOT control what skin you'll get! you may get your least favourite skin while in challenge at least you can wait till skin you like shows up. 6. EMP hammer is a nice augment but its definitely not worth 900+ tankoins lol. even if you get extra conts as a bonus. Challenge pass will give you way more. 7. Helios is pure bait for F2P players, now helios is pure unfiltered cancer but if the fund reaches helios i can say with 90% certainty that it will be just barely batter than ricochet garage augments. also the chance of reaching Helios is very low. 8. LC hammer skin. if you have no taste and like LC hammer than buying the fund for it is worth it because i dont see LC hammer returning any time soon. well unless you like to buy 35k tankoin Skin conts. 9. Thunder, Scorpion and Tesla augments. Same as helios, pure bait. If the fund reaches these augments they'll be barely better than garage augments but if it never reaches the fund it will be Helios 2.0. The fund most likely will not reach those tiers. 10. Armadillo and Crisis. Armadillo costs a fortune to upgrade and as a person who has armadillo i can say this. The more i use Armadillo the worse it feels. Sacrificing 50% protection from 1 turret for armadillo is not worth it. Now crisis, that drone consumes Googolplex (its big number) supplies every battle even if you try to not switch much so unless you have near max garage crisis is not for you.

Glad it helped. If you want crisis DO NOT gamble on ultras... you can spend open 1000 ultras and get no crisis, if you need it you should just wait for an event that guarantees crisis. Crisis is basically camp drone unless youre willing to spent way too many supplies every battle for example i just use it as better booster and nothing more. @davis.3d Edit: thanks mod. lol

You know what would motivate buyers to buy tanki fund? NOT INCREASING SHOP PRICES EVERY MONTH. We are getting to the point where 1000 tankoin bundle aka the "cheap" bundle costs like 15$. So, more rare and OP toys need to be added for buyers to even start considering buying because we are at the point where EMP and AP toys don't work anymore. Here, i am a buyer with STACKED account im also way above average in terms of skill and i play since 2013. I mostly use adrenaline with EMP immunity because i dont need to rely on EMP and AP "skilless" augments thats until there is a random buyer with newest toys like thunder pulsar starts oneshotting me out of nowhere. then i whip out the "big boys" aka most OP stuff i have on my let me remind you STACKED account. and im still getting oneshot by pulsars who can't even turn their turret. The game is pure P2W and you now need to spend 250$+ to have buyers advantage. this motivates buyers not to spend their lifesavings on dead game but to leave this trash game. Dont even dream of reaching crisis or pulsar tesla btw lol.

If tanki fund reaches all these toys youre going to get heavily nerfed version of it. If tanki fund never reaches it (90% chance) you'll get 2 helios level augments. Tesla pulsar will be sold for very affordable and cheap 200$+ bundle and the vacuum cleaner augment will be under exotic in UC for months. No need to imagine stuff. They milk players as much as they can this year.

I said it months ago and people blasted me. But it is true. Its obvious if not enough people boycott Tanki fund the game will just die in months maybe because of how absurd the updates are getting. ive never seen forum so negative lately and the playerbase dropped by around 20% after tanki b-day. If thats not good enough for hazel to do something then its no one but his fault