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  1. sure buddy. last time i used paladin i captured 16 FLAGS IN A ROW in CTF mode. WITHOUT my teammates help. Must be just a coincidence i mean its not like before i equipped paladin i was unable to win because of... you guessed it FLYING PALADIN MONKEY. Oh and before you say anything it was maybe 4 weeks ago. So i was using paladin that is so nerfed it makes me cry! oh my lord buff paladin pls :(((( whats next you're going to say? "if you're getting attacked by a lot of people just equip Spectrum or Armadillo module"? You can't be serious. It needs AP removed or its OD time turned into like 10 seconds. then it should be somewhat balanced. Thats ignoring the built in hacks flying monkeys have like: Doing damage like 7/10 times even though you hit it 10/10 times Side sliding making something like hopper borderline unhittible in long range combat another bs im forgetting about those things.
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    Tanki Online V-LOG: Episode 357

    I'll just wait for The Big Boi (XT Brutus) XT Brutus has no extra effects besides consuming 2 batteries a minute. Hazel hire me. Why not make it 1000%? I mean why not? Its super rare and expensive anyway... Yes he is serious Mr. Spider
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    Circus day

    Ultra striker is LITERALLY M1 striker but without extra paint on it. yeah they recycle stuff can't blame them i guess...
  4. They definitely do something with supply drops. I remember when Defender was my main drone i would consume mountain of armour pieces but getting double armour from containers was like getting an exotic drop now i use crisis and its double damage that i waste like crazy and guess what i get like 100 damage every 50 containers. coincidence? Eh.... i dont know
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    New skin: Viking GT

    We still have like 10 default skins that need to be turned HD we need to remake old XTs into HD We need to finish LC skins we need to finish a billion UT, PR, SP, RT skins... NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE AMAZING GAME BALANCE and this is what we get? i thought RT skins are ugly but this skin is whole another level of bad no joke... i don't find it funny at all Edit: just looked at that monstrocity again and IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE VIKING! Now we're creating skins that don't even look like original turret/hull? Can't wait for PL Mammoth skin and it being a Mammoth that looks like Paladin because why not.
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    Ideas for Supplies and Drones!

    Finally someone realised how absurdly dumb OP and annoying mines are in cap modes. Why? Not even gonna read more. This just motivated me to use my shiny toys to do today's daily missions f2p players getting oneshotted by me will surely thank you. One of the rare cases when im on the mod's side
  7. AP immunity on my titan. Yea sure im not oneshotted but after that thunder bot shoots me i have like 1 pixel of HP left wohoo... TL; DR hyperspeed thunder is more cancer than OG EMP Gauss
  8. Oh so now there will be even more noobs that just camp in the corner and one-shot me? great i mean its not like its overpowered or anything. I was using Crisis with Armor on TITAN all items were MAXED OUT and i would get ONESHOTTED by random thunder who was using brutus? FUN
  9. So everything has to be the same? at least leave the damn shot visuals different so i can know when twins or ricochet is shooting at me. (blaster effects will be common in the future thats why im talking like everyone has blaster). haha
  10. 1% Exotic? You mean like 50% i got 8 exotics this month already! On a serious note its not 1% its "LESS than 0.5%" which means its more than likely 0.1% so its 1% exotic chance or maybe it could be 0.1% because the "default" is 0.01% And they do have better chances i mean even if the rates are not higher you basically always get green drop as your minimum and not white. I can make your chance of something go from 0.000001% to 0.000002% then ill slap BETTER CHANCES!!! and you literally can't say im wrong because your chances are better. This is what i don't like. Once i played in a team full of 6000-9500ish GS people and the enemy team had 9... YES NINE 9999 GS players with exotic augments and all that nonsense. 9/12 people were 9999gs and the another 3 were 9k gs. It was ASL in SOLIKAMSK map our 6-9k gs team were ATTACKERS and the Dream Team DEFENDERS. On paper its literally impossible to win for us the attackers but guess what. We won with like 50 or 30 point difference after this happened i literally refuse to agree with "tanki is p2w" booboo. Learn how to play lol Best case scenario Hazel goes to [Big Bad Word] and leaves CEO chair open for fresh and hopefully smart person. I mean what are the chances that there is another guy on this planet as bad as Hazel or worse?
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    Where have all the good players gone to?

    I am a guy who casually gets 5.00-10.00 K/D every MM battle with ADRENALINE and another average augments. I am a guy who can single handedly slows down 3 mega tryhard buyers in a group and sometimes make them rage quit or lose. I am a guy who got into TOP 1 (not top 3) 3 DAYS in a row in an event where everybody were having the same conbo (Smoky & Wasp mk7 no upgrades/drones etc.) i played a lot i got 700k XP in these 3 days. So i was not playing around. I play since 2012 and i got to Legend 91 in 23 months by just casually playing and not buying premium. If some of you don't believe feel free to check my profile or you can find me in MM a lot during the weekend. I see myself as above average player just like you. Here is why people are so trash all of a sudden. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Insanely fast rank up for new players. 2. New OP augments that make people not want to improve which leads to them believing that Skill doesn't matter a butterfly effect like that. 3. Another stuff im forgetting about. 4. Saitama solos Goku im afraid.
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    Winter Major Rankings II

    to be fair even if its one player its 2022 tanki we're talking about lol. 96k tankoins - oh boy can't wait to buy my definitely not overpriced as hell Ultra Weekend bundles so 1000ish ultras and couple battle passes maybe depends on what you buy 1000 ultras = maybe over million crystals with mountain of speed boost and another drugs wohoo nowadays unless you use crisis you just can't run out of supplies if do missions. oh you get couple augments too but hazel started limiting exotic augments in ultras so couple good augments and a couple bad augments. infinite crystals yay so op!!! oh wait crystals are borderline useless now... just waste them on upgrades and get ur mk7+ conbo that won't do anything without a good "Toy" or skill to back it up. You can't obtain skill or Toys for crystals. fancy paint - bruh
  13. it is not though? I was f2p until like Legend 3 and i had 5k gs at field marshal because i was waiting for sales i was using mk5 gauss (no augment) and viking (no augment) and i was getting TOP 3 almost every time against legends. If you play smart you won't be Free 40 XP to anothers. The problem is that people rank way too fast so a guy who played for like 10 hours has to face legend rank with hyperspeed thunder ofc the new guy is going to lose because he probably has no idea why he's getting oneshotted in the first place!
  14. THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST TRICK THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE LOVE YOU!!! This "People Fall In Love With You" trick works 100% of the time! and its sooooo simple to do!!
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    Ideas for Supplies and Drones!

    This would be absurd levels of OPness in hands of skilled player who has crisis. Yea sure its as expensive as premium but for example for me i get 50-80 kills CASUALY every battle and 5-10 deaths while using crisis while SAVING as much as possible. Now i buy for example 2 weeks of unlimited Crisis for only 15 euros and now im Godmode_ON because i dont need to worry about losing 99999 hazellion drugs every match so i can abuse conbos that are ultra OP with unlimited Crisis like that. Let me remind you while saving drugs i get 50-80 kills. Now i would get 100+ without a sweat i can promise you that while being near invincible! Would you want to fight a juggernaut like that? yeah it would benefit skilfull buyers the most but hell no i dont want that.
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    Tanker's Day 2022

    i go full provocation mode after finding very mature players who don't understand the concept of using paladin with keyboard. They just start saying N word, B word all these naughty words while i just continue provoking them by literally telling them whats happening in battle. neither they or i get banned. so the system is POO just like entire game didnt see that coming.
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    Tanker's Day 2022

    "use OD to counter OD". yes ofcourse im always at 100% OD charged and if you dont have overdrives 24/7 you have a SKILL ISSUE im afraid ? you didnt save your OD for random paladin that could join a battle any second? lol you deserve to lose! you didnt save your OD to counter paladin? lol you deserve to lose. by your logic if Helios keeps killing you just equip armadillo with ricochet prot. How many times i need to say this... I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME FOR FUN AND NOT TO USE this certain <<Kombination X>> to not win but to PLAY the game without being squashed. thats ignoring the fact that paladin (r word) are the most fragile beings in existence even buyers that only play in groups dont do that. what i mean is the second you do 1+ damage they insta equip 50% prot from you. sure braindead ares+ gauss losers are annoying but i never seen these braindead zombies RUIN the entire gamemode not to say 3 full gamemodes like paladin.
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    Tanker's Day 2022

    after not using Paladin for months i got enough with MM battles making my team lose 7-0 every time so i decided to play with Paladin hack. As you say now its nerfed because no jammer and a lot of counters! Ohh! But guess what i'll say? I equipped paladin hack and guess what I CAPTURED 13 YES 13 THATS NOT A TYPO 13 flags IN A ROW in the next 2 matches i played. I capped 7 flags in one match and 6 flags in another match without my teammates or enemies capping a flag in between! Coincidence? Uh... i don't know man... I would rather playing against Hopper monkeys than unkillible paladin hack that single handedly ruins CTF and RGB and maybe ASL. Yeah there are counters but these counters are another overdrives! even if they charge faster it doesn't make you have paladin one-shot OD 24/7.
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    Tanker's Day 2022

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loot_box why is such simple concept too hard to understand for like 80% of tankis playerbase. XT, Legacy etc. skins WILL NOT POWER UP your tank they are only a cosmetic item AUGMENTS on the another hand COULD power up your tank depends on what you get.
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    New contextual tutorial

    There should be a way to tell players that they should focus on ONE COMBINATION till high ranks. It should be easily accessible and not buried somewhere no one knows. Add explanation for status effects WITH ICONS and a gif/video on how they work or what they do
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    Scorpion XT

    i am an artist and all i see is a bunch of yellow lines all over the place lol im the guy whos suppose to have creative mind but there is no way in hell im seeing a fox or a dog or hazel in that thing
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    Tanki Online V-LOG: Episode 354

    Damn Crisis XT is just made for brainwashed buyers lmaooo 64k stars? Lets say he bough around 61k stars and got the rest from "grinding" Thats 307,500 Tankoins worth of stars. He would need to buy at least 13 24,000 Tankoin Packs. If he buys with euros then 24k Tankoin pack is plus minus 250 euros. He spent 3,250 euros for Retextured drone that is more expensive for absolutely no reason and that will become more available later just like every item in games. Thats it ladies and gentlemen Hazel found infinite money cheat code. Its just funny lol
  23. I don't find clicking a couple buttons every now and then annoying. Its for all ranks because its easier to implement for all ranks instead of making it for certain ranks also there are always returning players who could be legend 100 but still need new tutorial because the game changed completely i mean i would've loved if we had something like this 2 years ago when i came back to tanki and had no idea why a striker without laser that jumpscares me everytime because of its loud sound (gauss) randomly takes off my damn drugs.
  24. Six augments? Cool Heavyweight Mammoth - useless in MM at least from my experience EMP Mammoth - x10000 times better than heavyweight and its best immunity imo so ill give them that. Shooting Speed vulcan - lol Rubber vulcan - as useless as updates hazel does to this game. Stun firebird - i dont have to but from what i saw its nothing OP its not even powerful also firebird is dead. Jammer Firebird - didnt we just get jamming freeze which is basically the same thing? bruh. Golden star & Frost were in challenges many times also its just a crystal paint who cares? It can cost 99 trillion crystals i dont care if its in a challenge. Conclusion: Challenge is good on paper 6 augments expensive paints oh my god! How amazing! But in reality it is filled with the worst augments so... lol I personally bought BP just so i could collect stun & jam firebird and Trapped Inside is my favourite paint. If i was f2p or a non-collector there is absolutely no way in hell im buying BP or saying its good.
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