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    If you were to change your username..

    Contrary to popular opinion all roads in America are not PAVED. We refer to them as "dirt roads" or "country roads". Yes. The squirrel was pounded INTO the road. I could not keep it out of my garden so I shot it. I tossed it into the road and drove back and forth over its carcass for hours with my John Deere Riding Mower with no reverse gear and a broken trailer hitch. I hate squirrels. They are GIANT RATS.
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    If you were to change your username..

    I am a NATIVE AMERICAN. I would change my username to Giant.Buffalo.Dump or maybe Ugly_Cat_That_Eats_Green_Beans or maybe Dead_Squirrel_In_Road. There are just too many to choose from. Are you an Inuit ??
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    Bumping Old Topics must be STOPPED !

    I think you are mistaken, SplitterPoint. Do you have proof ??? I think you may be an Inuit. You are mistaken, SplitterPoint. Do you have proof ??? I think you may be an Inuit.
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    i see that forum is getting nonsense.

    Yes, I am a NATIVE AMERICAN. Will all of the people that arrived from Europe please leave and take all of your modern junk with you. We want to go back to living in huts and using the bathroom outside in the snow. I like nothing better than having cold air blowing up my unwashed butt as I take a GIANT BUFFALO DUMP.
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    i see that forum is getting nonsense.

    I, along with millions of other Americans, are no longer FAT. Our economy has crashed and food is becoming really difficult to find. Today I was forced to capture, kill, skin and eat a homeless couple. They tasted like chicken. I kept the man's shoes. They were my size.
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    You wont ever troll Nick Forums.

    Pointless response to a pointless topic. Isn't there a rule for this ??? If there isn't someone needs to create one. This POINTLESS RESPONSES to POINTLESS TOPICS has got to end. It's driving me to the point of sanity.
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    Bumping Old Topics must be STOPPED !

    Deleted. Sometimes I make myself sick.
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    Bumping Old Topics must be STOPPED !

    Are you trying to tell us that it pushes your POINTLESS TOPICS off of the front page ??? Please post your complaints here: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=149649
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    Bumping Old Topics must be STOPPED !

    Gravedigging has become a SERIOUS PROBLEM. It is destroying the Forum. It is time to put an end to this MADNESS. Please take the time to click on this link http://en.tankiforum...howtopic=149649 and help me stamp out the GRAVEDIGGERS. All comments are confidential and are being monitored by the Developers and wonderful Moderators at Tankionline. Thank you.
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    i see that forum is getting nonsense.

    You create 50 percent of it. You should know. You and Slash need to be banned for spamming. If you weren't EuroTrash you could afford some cool tanks and hulls and actually play the game.
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    Tesla vs Einstein discussion

    You left out Hormel Canned Chili and toilet paper. You can't have one without the other. They were also a couple of old guys that smelled like cheese.
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    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    That is not a BABY !!! It is a FETUS !!! Killer Fetus ??? Get real. It is a little known fact that Oprah Winfrey and Godzilla were once married. The had only one child. That monster child grew up to become Skitee.
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    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    I have owned cats meaner than that flea infested bag of bones. Godzilla poops nastier stuff than that non-monster.
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    TankViewer

    Here is an ONLINE version of Tank Viewer: http://v2.severteam..../TankViewer.swf It is an option to downloading it. It takes 40 seconds before it starts to function in Chrome or Explorer on my box. Unless you have a fast connection it may take longer. If it doesn't work, Latvian may be correct. Your OS is just too out of date. Use the Z, X, C, V, A, S, ... and plus or minus keys and assorted other keys. Just use some common sense. Good luck.
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    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    He won by default. Rematch coming.
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    Rail Gun declared the KING OF ALL BATTLES !

    I agree, Splitterpoint.
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    Satellite Photo of My Neighborhood

    Why ?
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    [FORUM GAME] Waiter!! What is this fly doing in my soup?

    Frogs are amphibians not reptiles.
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    Wild Animals That Eat At Burger King

    I love Gummy Bears.
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    The Not So Official Mister and Miss Tankionline Contest 2013

    And the winner is ....
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    The English Forum gave me THE CRABS !

    Better that than THE CRABS.
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    ACTUAL COMBAT FOOTAGE video. No one under 18 admitted !

    Women have always loved me. It must be the animal magnetism.
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    How to MULT the Freeze-Hornet Combo !

    I am awed by the fact everyone has accepted my GREATNESS. Please continue.
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    Greatest Kungur Battle of All Times - Video

    My heart is filled with joy.
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    [OFFICIAL] Cheap_Plastic_Troll - Fan Club.

    I can feel the love.
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