I object. It must continue. I don't have a quote so I had to borrow one from William Shakespeare. "My roll doth roll empty. I wipe with thine towel. I return thine towel to the rack. I hear your screams from yonder bathroom. Your horror filleth me with joy."

Oh my God !! Not another one ... I could care less about ranks, points, crystals, scores, blah, blah, blah. You just don't get it !!! You're a KID, so I make allowances for your ignorance. Please join us in some No Supply Battles, Swagg. Server 2, Kungur, Iran, and sometimes Barda. We would be glad to have you in the battles. New victims players are always welcome. See you there ... COLONEL. Hahahahaha.

I has came to my attention that the Russian's are once again holding their Mister and Miss Tankionline Contest for 2013. I don't know about you guys, but I am tired of the English Forum being denied the opportunity to participate. I am starting a Mister and Miss Tankionline Contest here. I will start the contest off with my entry. Please vote for me !!! Enter the contest TODAY !!! I'm serious people.

I am a Big Fan of FBI. I have expressed that opinion more than once. Here is a link to some FBI info: http://en.tankiforum...opic=160222&hl=

Nice job, Raphael !!! I know that you are really depressed because you are French. Everyone can't be a BIG FAT AMERICAN. I have requested President Obama to make you an HONORARY AMERICAN CITIZEN. You can pick-up your plaque, Lifetime Double Crystal Card, and a bag of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at the American Embassy in Paris. Welcome to Amerika !!!

I hate to disappoint you. The original video is 20+ minutes in length and is on YouTube. I am not going to post the link here. It contains images and characters that might be offensive to the German players. I play with several Germans in NSB. They are really nice people. If you want to see it in its entirety; go to YouTube and enter "boys anti tank rifle" in the search window. It should be the 4th video from the top. I would not post it in the Forum if I was you. It may be considered AGAINST THE RULES. Editing the original video wasn't that difficult. Trying to join the "clips" and "sound track" back together for this video was a nightmare. I rarely respond to statements like yours Splitterpoint; but I thought you deserved an answer. HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE MY GREATNESS, O' Splitter of Points

Just close ONE EYE and look at it, that way you watch just 1/2 of the video. That saves you 49 seconds. Enjoy your spare time.

This has already been here and GONE !!! In the future why don't you EMAIL your suggestions to Tanki. Next time, you might also try using the SEARCH function before you create a topic. Welcome to the REAL WORLD, Kid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88dJy7_X16g&feature=youtu.be

Thanks to the REBALANCE I was able to lead my clan, Troll Nation, in one of the greatest Kungur battles in the history of Tankionline. FEEL THE POWER OF THE CHEAP PLASTIC FLOWER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOjpwzWGla4&feature=youtu.be

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!! If you are going to leave please make it snappy. This thread is making everyone sick to their stomachs. I am already getting a little queasy. I think I am going to hurl some chunks. Stand back !!!

Hahahaha !!! I will let everyone read your post and they can decide the winner of this discussion, RedSlayer. The secret word is GOOGLE. I could not and would never be a Moderator. My Ban History is too extensive and I am a raving sociopath. Not only would I impose PERMANENT BANS on 90 percent of the Forum Users; I would also have the Tanki Hit Squad track down violators in the Real World and execute them with Nerf Guns. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPB3flLAx7g Making silly videos is not HACKING. I am not a HACKER. I have only one response to that issue:

UPDATE The REBALANCE HATERS are CORRECT. There is a PLOT. I received this video today from a reliable source. It is a VLOG that was not posted at Christmas. It clearly shows that the Developers, Administrators, Moderators, several prominent Tanki players, and several Clans have been involved in this horrific deception. I do not know what their plans are at the present time. I will keep you updated as I receive more information. I am currently in hiding out of fear of being seriously injured or even assassinated. If I haven't posted in the Forum within two weeks; please contact Big Abe at Big Abe's Barbecue and Dog Rescue. I fear that this plot may reach as high as the Kremlin, the English Parliament, and even the White House. Be careful out there players. Tanki has become a dangerous place. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImbUr17yyCE&feature=youtu.be

I think you are correct. The Devs don't visit this Forum very often. I received this link in my email today. I think it is a Christmas Vlog the Devs forgot to post. You'll have to decide for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImbUr17yyCE&feature=youtu.be

They are saying that a BIG SALE is coming in the Russian Forum. They always know the latest gossip before the English players know it.

Thank you for that nice comment, Green Lantern. It is always nice to know that my efforts are appreciated by yourself and the other Forum members. Save your crystals !!! The gossip is that a REALLY BIG SALE is coming up March 8th. To insure that you will have plenty of crystals, I have requested Tankionline to reward you with Double Crystal Cards as a daily bonus until the BIG SALE starts. Enjoy !!!

You can probably download a STANDALONE VERSION of the 2.0 Demo here: http://docs.google.com/file/d/0B7BweTXrPABHVEpGSHEtSUt2SzQ/edit Unzip it to a directory of your choice. I always unzip mine on the Desktop and move it later. It's easier to locate. You don't need to be online to play it. The files and directories are self explanatory. It is 99 Megabytes in size. High speed recommended.

Amazing !!! 180,000 crystals equal $117.69 USD. That added to the crystals I already have means I can finally get that M3 Railgun !!! My total investment in the M3 Railgun will be $30.00 USD. 45,930 crystals for an M3 Railgun !!! I will be competing in the Seniors Division of the contest. It is for users OVER 60 YEARS OF AGE. I know I can win this one. Good luck to all of you users in the Juniors Division. I know the competition will really be intense.

I don't eat at McDonald's ... period. The food is full of knuckle hair. All of those girls in the back have hairy fingers. I only eat at the MacTanki's located in the Chat Lobby. All of the REGULARS eat there.

This topic is already being discussed here: http://en.tankiforum...howtopic=169645 . You might want to check that topic and make your comments there.

I do know for a fact that Contaminated worked at a Carnival Freak Show during his early years. When the Bearded Lady was out sick he had to fill in for her. The show must go on !!! I think that qualifies him to receive the Oscar for Best Female. It's close enough. I voted for him in all categories.

It is has been 24 hours. It is time for another REBALANCE !!! Try to contol your JOY. Please don't RIOT.