The Pokemon Menace is back !!! Time to UNLEASH THE PONIES !!!

After seeing your picture I cut off my hands so I couldn't gouge out my eyes.

You obviously have more spare time than I do. Could you please read the EULA again and post the section about PUKING for me, please. I have better things to do with my time ... like picking my nose.

I know you Bill !!! You use to complain about druggers 24/7. Now thanks to the ECONOMIC REBALANCE the number of Drug Users has steadily decreased. They are too expensive. You just can't be satisfied, Bill. I also remember your old rank. It's apparent that you have since BOUGHT a lot of rank. You have the right to speak. Thanks for helping out and welcome to the BUYERS CLUB !!! Your Double Crystal Card in on the way. Thanks again.

What do you mean BEFORE ??? I am still a TERRIBLE PLAYER. I was a Warrant Officer before the rebalance. I BOUGHT this rank. I have hired a Tibetan Bigfoot Farmer to HOME SCHOOL me. He's on the way to my home as we speak. You seem like a nice person. I am going to request that Tankionline send you 5 Double Crystal Cards this week. Maybe you will BUY something and help to further the game.

Once again I must insist that users refrain from using BIG WORDS that I have to Google for a definition. It destroys the "flow" of the discussion. ANACHRONISM.

You hit the nail on the head, Splitterpoint. I am a BUYER. Myself, along with the other BUYERS, are probably the only people that have a right to approve or disapprove of the rebalances and updates. All of the PLAY FOR FREE PEOPLE are simply allowed to feed from the scraps and leftovers that we so generously leave at this GREAT FEAST we call Tankionline.

Attention Haters !!! The topic stated you need to READ not POST. Please don't post in this topic unless you have something POSITIVE to say to the REBALANCE LOVERS. Thank you. Do the math !!!

You are not alone !! There are millions of us out here. It's time we drove the REBALANCE HATERS back into the shadows where they belong !!

All of you whiners, freeloaders, complainers, crystal counters, math experts, and ad infinitum make me want to PUKE. The days of instant gratification are over !!! You have to plan ahead, save your crystals, shop for bargains, and purchase what you want or need at the best times. Receiving a DCC and a 25% sale at the same time is always a delight at Ye Olde Flower Pot Inn. Do some basic math. 1/2 price + 25% off = Duh ... gurgle. I personally believe that all of the REBALANCE HATERS are a combination of the following: *** NON-BUYING VAMPIRES that feed off of Tankionline and the Buyers. *** HIGH RANK PLAYERS that are mad because some guy with a WASP/SMOKY COMBO can now blast 'em to Hell. *** People that spend all of their crystals to buy and use Drugs in battles to impress everyone. Spend 500 and get back 50. Your underwear goes on the INSIDE of your pants. *** And last, but not least, the IDIOTS. I don't need to point fingers here. The IDIOTS know they are IDIOTS and we know they are IDIOTS. My recommendations:

I am currently evaluating all TROLL TRAINEES in the English Forum. You have been given a score of 2 out of a possible 10 points. This is not acceptable. Please turn in your TROLL TRAINEE INSIGNIA and TROLL TRAINEE RUBBER CHICKEN and leave the English Forum. Thank you.

I am currently evaluating all TROLL TRAINEES in the English Forum. You have been given a score of 2 out of a possible 10 points. This is not acceptable. Please turn in your TROLL TRAINEE INSIGNIA and TROLL TRAINEE RUBBER CHICKEN and leave the English Forum. Thank you.

There is nothing we can do about it, Mr. Crotter. It's here and it is not going to change. I have accepted it and moved on with my life.

I don't really care about the age of the moderators. I am more concerned with their MATURITY LEVEL. Age does not always equal maturity. The majority of the Mods are fair and impartial in my opinion. Several of the younger consultants would make excellent moderators, but they are held back by the age limitations. Why would you want to PROVE that anyone is under 16 years of age and have them permanently banned ? Something deep inside of me makes me think that you may be the kind of person that would abuse an animal. Here is a list of the animals I believe you have already abused: kittens puppies goldfish anteater antelope aoudad ape argali armadillo ass baboon badger basilisk bat bear beaver bighorn bison boar budgerigar buffalo bull bunny burro camel canary capybara cat chameleon chamois cheetah chimpanzee chinchilla chipmunk civet coati colt cony cougar cow coyote crocodile crow deer dingo doe dog donkey dormouse dromedary duckbill dugong eland elephant elk ermine ewe fawn ferret finch fish fox frog gazelle gemsbok gila monster giraffe gnu goat gopher gorilla grizzly bear ground hog guanaco guinea pig hamster hare hartebeest hedgehog hippopotamus hog horse hyena ibex iguana impala jackal jaguar jerboa kangaroo kid kinkajou kitten koala koodoo lamb lemur leopard lion lizard llama lovebird lynx mandrill mare marmoset marten mink mole mongoose monkey moose mountain goat mouse mule musk deer musk-ox muskrat mustang mynah bird newt ocelot okapi opossum orangutan oryx otter ox panda panther parakeet parrot peccary pig platypus polar bear pony porcupine porpoise prairie dog pronghorn puma puppy quagga rabbit raccoon ram rat reindeer reptile rhinoceros roebuck salamander seal sheep shrew silver fox skunk sloth snake springbok squirrel stallion steer tapir tiger toad turtle vicuna walrus warthog waterbuck weasel whale wildcat wolf wolverine wombat woodchuck

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I am certain that Lhamster just made a reference to the BarKode/Clan Championships Scandal. I did notice that the topic suddenly disappeared from the Forum. I have TWO questions for you, Skitee: Do you think that Lhamster's insistence on closing the topic is an indicator of his possible involvement in the BarKode/Clan Championships Scandal ? Do you think that a committee of Forum Users should be established to investigate the scandal and finally bring to light ALL THE FACTS ?

Thanks for making me look foolish. Still I must support FBI for Forum Moderator !!! In the immortal words of Captain Jean Luc Piccard ... You forgot to flush the toilet again, Mister Data.

I just checked and saw that Super Nick was a Consultant and not a Moderator. I thought he was a MODERATOR !!! Now we have TWO candidates that we can fully support. YES. I would definitely like to see Super Nick become a MODERATOR. The Forum members can finally become involved in a campaign that might actually obtain some results. No more useless petitions and campaigns to recall updates and make changes to the game. Those just aren't going to happen !!! I nominate FBI and Super Nick as Forum Moderators. Let's make it happen people !!! The users demand it, Bruce Lunga. In the immortal words of Captain Jean Luc Piccard ... MAKE IT SO.

I love McDonalds. The food is delicious, the restrooms are clean, and the people in the back only spit on 50% of the food. That means that there is a one in two chance that someone has spit on your hamburger. I had to make two comparisons. That was for the people that don't understand percentages.

I looks like the backstroke to me.

I still say that FBI would make a great moderator regardless of his age. Do I hear a nomination ??? All of the moderators are doing a great job, but they need more help. FBI could fill that roll nicely.

What a great topic. The new users and many of the lower ranks need to be made aware of all of the useful and readily available information contained within it. I personally feel that it will inspire them to continue with their efforts and rise to the top of Tanki regardless of the obstacles they will encounter along the way. It is a ray of light and a symbol of hope for the masses of players as they journey into this dark and foreboding place that Tanki has become recently. READ. LEARN. SURVIVE.