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the "MM" versions of maps feel like they were forced to add 18 road blocks 8 rocks 95 pebbles and 14 ad boards and if they don't add the exact number they'll be executed or something. almost all of these random blockage things feel like spam for absolutely no reason. even in this picture do we need that blockage there? do we need those 4 (2 visible) blockage things on the sides of the ramp? Literally why do they exist there? give me a logical reason
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well in my early teenage years i've learned magnum in like a single match. they were 15 mins back then i think. i was in no shape or form a good player lol i guess you can cope and say it's because i purposely created a new acc for the whole purpose of learning it and playing with noobs made it easier. if it takes someone years what a random kid learned in 15 minutes i think something is very wrong with them lmaoo and while it was the hardest turret to master or whatever, nowadays you just have a gigantic red marker pointing to exact place you'll hit so if you have any human level reaction the so called 'years of constant training' turret turned into 'seconds of constant training'.
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24 MONTHS after release of the bundles you'll be able to apply for a refund and they wont refund toy real money but tankoins. You have like 18 months left i think they just copy paste it from last year and are too lazy to type a couple extra words. replacing augment PNGs is hard enough i guess. sometimes you can even find where they forget to change it from last year's event lol
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well then the legal clause will force them to refund all the TANKOINS (nuh uh no real money!!!!!) they also have around 18 months or whatever before they're forced to refund if nothing happens. so you have a long long time lol. and im pretty sure you'd have to submit a refund request and not just automatically get tankoins so they're really doing everything in their power to dodge any potential refund
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because it literally is poor mans XT HD lol when using it it feels so cheap and it being nothing but a recolor doesnt help the case either. GT turret skins have more effort put into them than DK skins and it's a fact. this should tell you everything lol
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nah i'd like to get everything for free actually. nobody asks for you to comment here too yet here we are! well you bought a paint and you got a paint? what else do you want lol? it can cost the entire world's M2 money supply for all i care. you got what you paid for. It's like me buying some milk and then complaining that i also didnt get some potatoes as a bonus for buying non discounted milk at wallmart. i said good idea but locking it behind this overpriced goofy paint is stupid. also you ignoring Mr. @POWER-OF-ONE's comment where he asks if you're a resident of planet Earth is very suspicious!
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thank you for worrying for my financial situation. i'm not going to lie when I say that i can indeed easily afford that paint. Will I even buy it? Absolutely hell no. Do I care if someone is able to afford the paint? no. point still stands your idea sucks just as much as Nikman's moderation. tanki HQ industry plant
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[edited] with all due respect this is a horrible though very unique and interesting idea and could and arguably SHOULD be implemented just in a different way with different items.
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no offense to that guy but from what i've seen in his gameplay videos we should absolutely NOT take his augment tier list seriously lol
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only 90% of the game is left to "HDify" which in tanki speeds means year 3025 is when everything should be HDified, then it'll be time to 512Kify everything because 256K resolution is ancient history in gaming. (juggernaut, terminator, almost every map there is is left to HDify...) well if it didnt take them half a decade to model after already existing item this wouldnt be a problem. I've seen a guy on YT create HD isida in 3 hours before "HD" turrets were even a thing lol. You're telling me optimization, bug testing etc. takes like a year to do for them? whatever.
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well ask anyone about why they dislike magnum and the answer will universally be the turret itself and nothing related to its augments. magnum is like my TOP 5 used turret OAT yet when i see enemy magnum i dont think 'ohh destroyer magnum so annoying' 'ohh miner magnum noob again' no i just think 'oh magnum. great.' meanwhile with other turrets its 'oh great helios', 'oh great excelsior' etc. well it's devs fault then. optimize striker assets ig.
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update Patch Update #816 - Released 21st November 2025
Hypersomnia replied to Marcus in News Archive
the entire 'balance change team' in question -
update Patch Update #816 - Released 21st November 2025
Hypersomnia replied to Marcus in News Archive
CROSS and the other map i already forgot HD? -
i speak for EVERYBODY and this time actually everybody when i say not a single soul wants to see magnum in classic. even if it is 'classic' turret. if 4 striker rockets make youre game lag it's you PC problem. And even if it was their poor optimization, just optimize by reducing particles or something. but i thought this time they wont mess up a good thing! time to tap the sign
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Well everyone did have a chance at exclusive paints. It's just some of them didn't play the game yet. When was the last time a tanki account was sold for any reason lol? 2015? Also life is not fair people get scammed oh well. Life lesson. and before you say, no i do not have any of the 'exclusives' or whatever Big Belly Laugh There is about 90% chance they'll just reuse Hammer and Freeze and there will not be any more IC turrets Let alone a whole hull
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What Is Your Opinion About the Current State of Tanki Online?
Hypersomnia replied to Maf in Game Discussion
i think it already needs to be studied how 99,9% of the game's playerbase hates this game more than anything yet continues to play it for years. is this even addiction at this point -
Likely to be the most advanced game of all time by a lightyear (looking at all the patents and leaks not even counting the trailers) and simple tank game rewrite in the same sentence is just so funny to me lol People still expecting classic are flat out delusional. I expect lame excuse like ball lighting fried our equipment and tanki classic code disappeared... sadly our entire classic team also mysteriously disappeared so we'll discontinue classic... Like the bundle stuff was so stupid it's comedy. While we're talking about GTA VI, imagine R* released Trailer 1 and the game was available for 100$ pre order but then got postponed 3 times. R* HQ would actually be burnt down and leveled before you could blink. Meanwhile Tanki community does nothing but wet noodle slap level complaining lol well by making them all unique for unique playstyles and more shot effects and skins an- BEEP they have to put in actual work so it's never happening
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So... if they 'forgot' to nerf extremely OP augment (give me a good reason to why it oneshots everything. you liking the turret does not count as a good reason.) it instantly means that the augment is perfectly balanced and all? alright lol then reverse all Shock Tesla, Helios, EMP Gauss etc. nerfs and make all Tesla, Rico, Gauss augments on the same level, at least then pre-nerf Helios, Shock and EMP will meet their match. if I had 0.0001 of a cent every time 'just equip 50% prot lol' was thrown in a OP augment conversation i'd be a trillionaire at this point... this is the most braindead argument ever for obvious reasons. Make Shaft Quasar reload 3 seconds instead of 3 hours. It'll be OP? just equip shaft prot and defender and excelsior mammoth and you'll be fine! (My GOAT is washed...)
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Do you see a world where this weekly log in update is an excuse to troll players out of the 1 common key they get from V-LOG promo code premium account? it would be Mr. Crabs level greed and sliminess but i absolutely see H*zel doing this lol (I give like 90% chance of the Premium Promo turning into 7 common keys instead of 0 though)
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What Is Your Opinion About the Current State of Tanki Online?
Hypersomnia replied to Maf in Game Discussion
bug appear dev 'fix' bug bug is not fixed dev 'fix' bug bug is not fixed dev 'fix' bug bug is not fixed -
The guaranteed reward is only 'guaranteed' if you don't get it in X containers. So Exotic for example is guaranteed every 300 containers ONLY if you dont get a single exotic in THE LAST 299 containers. If you get Exotic in 158th container then the 'guaranteed exotic' is pushed to 458th container. So your situation would just be you getting lucky and i'm pretty sure both would technically be not guaranteed.
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as if anyone's playing CTF right now lol it has to be at least as rare or rarer than TSAR BOMBA grenade or it'll completely break my modified TDM modes... and the game in general... H*zel himself admitted floating tank was a mistake and he'd never add them if he had the foresight. Makes you question why he didn't try to at least make them BALANCED (the bar is that low) or remove them all together since I actually think floating tank should be a separate category just like Drone or Grenade. Makes you think what you're playing when the head of the game admits something was/is a mistake and does absolutely nothing to even change it let alone fix it LOL CSOTO? goofy.
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exactly. if you genuinely think current container system is even slightly balanced youre actually clinically insane. unless youre idea of 'balanced' container is you getting certain amount of cry and supply and ignoring rest of the items as some kind of glitches. Remember that one time someone thought that their containers glitched after they got 100 rubies? lol what i said is paints served a purpose that useless trash augments now serve. which means we're long overdue for their removal for containers. 0.000000001% chance for getting a paint or useless augment 97/100 times is not good rate. but hey No Crying In The Casino.
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skill issue just buy all the paints so only augments are left no matter what. or just you know... separate container... paints were obviously created as filler reward. now we have like 800+ items in container. we do not need rewards whose whole purpose is to be filler in rare categories anymore. nerfed dead useless trash bot noob augments serve that role. youre gonna look me dead in the eye and tell me rubberized rounds for smoky is not as bad as Frigid Coat paint(what you don't know this one)?
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i've seen enough. huvor halls are now buffed (do not watch a v-log couple eps back because they are actually getting buffed for some reason)
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