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  1. Hypersomnia

    The Freezer Games 2025

    no offense to that guy but from what i've seen in his gameplay videos we should absolutely NOT take his augment tier list seriously lol
  2. Hypersomnia

    Magnum HD Skin

    only 90% of the game is left to "HDify" which in tanki speeds means year 3025 is when everything should be HDified, then it'll be time to 512Kify everything because 256K resolution is ancient history in gaming. (juggernaut, terminator, almost every map there is is left to HDify...) well if it didnt take them half a decade to model after already existing item this wouldnt be a problem. I've seen a guy on YT create HD isida in 3 hours before "HD" turrets were even a thing lol. You're telling me optimization, bug testing etc. takes like a year to do for them? whatever.
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    "Tanki Classic" release

    well ask anyone about why they dislike magnum and the answer will universally be the turret itself and nothing related to its augments. magnum is like my TOP 5 used turret OAT yet when i see enemy magnum i dont think 'ohh destroyer magnum so annoying' 'ohh miner magnum noob again' no i just think 'oh magnum. great.' meanwhile with other turrets its 'oh great helios', 'oh great excelsior' etc. well it's devs fault then. optimize striker assets ig.
  4. the entire 'balance change team' in question
  5. CROSS and the other map i already forgot HD?
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    "Tanki Classic" release

    i speak for EVERYBODY and this time actually everybody when i say not a single soul wants to see magnum in classic. even if it is 'classic' turret. if 4 striker rockets make youre game lag it's you PC problem. And even if it was their poor optimization, just optimize by reducing particles or something. but i thought this time they wont mess up a good thing! time to tap the sign
  7. Hypersomnia

    The Freezer Games 2025

    Well everyone did have a chance at exclusive paints. It's just some of them didn't play the game yet. When was the last time a tanki account was sold for any reason lol? 2015? Also life is not fair people get scammed oh well. Life lesson. and before you say, no i do not have any of the 'exclusives' or whatever Big Belly Laugh There is about 90% chance they'll just reuse Hammer and Freeze and there will not be any more IC turrets Let alone a whole hull
  8. i think it already needs to be studied how 99,9% of the game's playerbase hates this game more than anything yet continues to play it for years. is this even addiction at this point
  9. Hypersomnia

    Tanki Online V-LOG: Episode 537

    Likely to be the most advanced game of all time by a lightyear (looking at all the patents and leaks not even counting the trailers) and simple tank game rewrite in the same sentence is just so funny to me lol People still expecting classic are flat out delusional. I expect lame excuse like ball lighting fried our equipment and tanki classic code disappeared... sadly our entire classic team also mysteriously disappeared so we'll discontinue classic... Like the bundle stuff was so stupid it's comedy. While we're talking about GTA VI, imagine R* released Trailer 1 and the game was available for 100$ pre order but then got postponed 3 times. R* HQ would actually be burnt down and leveled before you could blink. Meanwhile Tanki community does nothing but wet noodle slap level complaining lol well by making them all unique for unique playstyles and more shot effects and skins an- BEEP they have to put in actual work so it's never happening
  10. So... if they 'forgot' to nerf extremely OP augment (give me a good reason to why it oneshots everything. you liking the turret does not count as a good reason.) it instantly means that the augment is perfectly balanced and all? alright lol then reverse all Shock Tesla, Helios, EMP Gauss etc. nerfs and make all Tesla, Rico, Gauss augments on the same level, at least then pre-nerf Helios, Shock and EMP will meet their match. if I had 0.0001 of a cent every time 'just equip 50% prot lol' was thrown in a OP augment conversation i'd be a trillionaire at this point... this is the most braindead argument ever for obvious reasons. Make Shaft Quasar reload 3 seconds instead of 3 hours. It'll be OP? just equip shaft prot and defender and excelsior mammoth and you'll be fine! (My GOAT is washed...)
  11. Do you see a world where this weekly log in update is an excuse to troll players out of the 1 common key they get from V-LOG promo code premium account? it would be Mr. Crabs level greed and sliminess but i absolutely see H*zel doing this lol (I give like 90% chance of the Premium Promo turning into 7 common keys instead of 0 though)
  12. bug appear dev 'fix' bug bug is not fixed dev 'fix' bug bug is not fixed dev 'fix' bug bug is not fixed
  13. The guaranteed reward is only 'guaranteed' if you don't get it in X containers. So Exotic for example is guaranteed every 300 containers ONLY if you dont get a single exotic in THE LAST 299 containers. If you get Exotic in 158th container then the 'guaranteed exotic' is pushed to 458th container. So your situation would just be you getting lucky and i'm pretty sure both would technically be not guaranteed.
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    Tanki Online V-LOG: Episode 536

    as if anyone's playing CTF right now lol it has to be at least as rare or rarer than TSAR BOMBA grenade or it'll completely break my modified TDM modes... and the game in general... H*zel himself admitted floating tank was a mistake and he'd never add them if he had the foresight. Makes you question why he didn't try to at least make them BALANCED (the bar is that low) or remove them all together since I actually think floating tank should be a separate category just like Drone or Grenade. Makes you think what you're playing when the head of the game admits something was/is a mistake and does absolutely nothing to even change it let alone fix it LOL CSOTO? goofy.
  15. Hypersomnia

    Let's Discuss Containers!

    exactly. if you genuinely think current container system is even slightly balanced youre actually clinically insane. unless youre idea of 'balanced' container is you getting certain amount of cry and supply and ignoring rest of the items as some kind of glitches. Remember that one time someone thought that their containers glitched after they got 100 rubies? lol what i said is paints served a purpose that useless trash augments now serve. which means we're long overdue for their removal for containers. 0.000000001% chance for getting a paint or useless augment 97/100 times is not good rate. but hey No Crying In The Casino.
  16. Hypersomnia

    Let's Discuss Containers!

    skill issue just buy all the paints so only augments are left no matter what. or just you know... separate container... paints were obviously created as filler reward. now we have like 800+ items in container. we do not need rewards whose whole purpose is to be filler in rare categories anymore. nerfed dead useless trash bot noob augments serve that role. youre gonna look me dead in the eye and tell me rubberized rounds for smoky is not as bad as Frigid Coat paint(what you don't know this one)?
  17. i've seen enough. huvor halls are now buffed (do not watch a v-log couple eps back because they are actually getting buffed for some reason)
  18. Thank you Tanki Online developers for this amazing mini-game and update !!!
  19. Hypersomnia

    Halloween 2025

    go event mode try to take gold 500 grenades kill you or push you away from gold at near light speed for some reason. try to play dm and get kills. like 10+ tryhards are teamed up camping in the corner. how can designers of this game ruin everything they touch lol its impressive at this point
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    Tanki Online V-LOG: Episode 536

    and it'll 'conveniently' be made to be incredibly easy to use on crusader while almost unusable effectively on any tracked hull (anyone playing anything other than TDM anywhere in this game is plain stupid at this point. no more copium. its just stupiddd) in all fairness potato pcs were running this monstrosity of a game like 2 years ago on 50-70 fps on mid graphics. don't have any way to access potato pcs anymore so cant tell now.
  21. it literally says what's happening right there. you've reached your PRO BATTLE crystal limit. if you want to earn crystals go to matchmaking (not recommended) or just come back then next day since the limit resets.
  22. its been half a decade we all know the answer brah... the better players in question get very very angry after i kill them in festive mode a couple times in like a minute. not a sign of actually good player. why should a couple hulls of all things be way stronger and overpowered with features that were never intended to be in this game which clearly break the design of the game? ? i thought the reason someone would choose crusader over viking or wasp over hopper is their ODs. that's why they've been changed and not that one hull is basically 'vanilla game' and the other one is 'legal cheat engine 2025'? and shush shush shush my friendly friend i abuse flying hulls too so dont get naughty and tell me to just play with them.
  23. well the entire counter to these kind of people is literally finding random QnA from hazel from who knows what V-LOG where he was asked about why MM is so OBVIOUSLY unbalanced and his answer was something along the lines of 'its unbalanced on purpose because it creates chaos and unpredictability. If it was balanced the game would quickly get boring and it would be a way worse playing experience'. A big belly laugh basically. I get where he is going but the current disbalance is way too high to be enjoyable by anyone except masochists. imma sound like a madman but do the research yourself and you'll notice this pattern instantly. Basically 90% success rate. GS doesn't matter. Augments don't matter. If the team has MORE 9999GS flying hull users than the others that team has like 99% chance of winning no matter what the enemies do. Yea it doesn't make any sense on paper (or it does if you know how absurdly OP flying hulls are) but this is basically a hack sheet. If your team has less 9999GS flying hull you're basically toasted. like i said this is not some flying hull bad grrrrr but a pattern i accidentally noticed and that proven to be correct for maybe 2 months now with like 9/10 success rate. im so serious just pay attention to the tab and 9999GS flying hull count on the teams.
  24. Hypersomnia

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    There is an imposter amogus (truly a match of all time)
  25. *Taps the sign* also i think you forgor to close this topic cuz this is definitely not going anywhere
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