Bought my "play 7 days earlier" bundle.

even if it wanted what could be the difference? a green light in my room for a second and a little ego boost that I won in a tank game? gonna sound like a broken record but once again winning in big 2025 tanki is completely pointless. what you get 5% less crystals than a winning team? oh well. most of your crystals come from things like containers anyway. obviously sometimes i try to purposely win. equip some extreme support combo or super aggressive one. usually when everyone's beloved flying monkey team of tryhards from a certain country joins. seeing their cries in chat is better than any team win you can get in this game. and still proving that experience is still able to win against any noob with overpowered toys

well remember im talking with conditions that are that make you have 'infinite' supplies and you're highly skilled. if you're average player you'd likely survive for longer with Defender but if you're above average then Hyperion is a no brainer. 12s repair kit cooldown and instant supplies make it on another level compared to Defender. Just like Crisis it technically have the same instant supplies just in another form and reduced Repair Kit cooldown. With Defender many times i'd survive long enough to have my supplies run out so now I just have armor and 15 seconds left before I could use a repair kit and 10 before I could use any supply because there were no boxes nearby. I'm just a fish in the battle in this window might as well self destruct. Hyperion completely removes this major weakness. There is a reason why Hyperion is so expensive and is locked behind Legend rank or whatever.

yes i play the game for progression. and I HAVE FUN doing so. i was one of these "camping is too boring for me" players for a decade. I really do not have fun trying to attack just to instantly be ganged by like 3-5 people or be oneshotted by random noob even tho i have one of the most OP combos possible at the time at all times. most I do is engage in close/mid-range combat in the middle of the map. anything more 'offensive' is just too unbearable. i do not like playing respawn simulator. once again if they make attacking actually possible again and worth it (next update will reduce CTF cap to 10 points) I will gladly become attacking player at all times. once again don't hate the player hate the game. I can only imagine that random f2p joe with 7k gs has no other choice than to camp.

OH MY GOD IS THIS NEW MODE AWFUL. like its so bad it should be considered an E-War Crime and the tanki team sentenced to life in prison. want to hit a near point blank hit? Not today you just miss because...? idk. want to just drive on the goddamn platform? how about you self destruct 3 times in a row for literally no reason. want to pick up a box? well are you willing to sacrifice all of your braincells trying to time everything? my rating for this mode is: negative infinity/10

Easy kills if you just camp in base like smart people...* you won Druggernaut battle woopie you got 50 more crystals than a losing team's player in the same spot. that will truly make a difference. anything but camping in tanki in the big year of our lord 2025 is just stupid. not worth it definition of dont hate the player hate the game. if noobs in charge make camping the only playable solution than what are we suppose to do?

(Hyperion unironically is more expensive to maintain than Crisis these days) You use the following: Then Crisis. If you mostly use things that are not in this list then Hyperion. flat out wrong. Hyperion and Crisis completely GAP the rest of the drones.

most overpowered thing? bUt yOU cAn jUSt ruN AwaY fROM tHem!! like i did in solo JGR. JGR is the fastest tank in the game so its easy. i tried running away yet still got killed in like 1 second having full HP. must've been the wind that messed up my aerodynamics and slowed me down enough to be unable to escape EDIT: flying monkey tesla killed 10 JGR and ended the match before my hunter OD could reach 90%. my team was half 9999gs with good augs btw. joke

so if i understood this correctly you're basically saying that 66gs guy is trash because he's f2p and not p2p? bro this game isnt winning Friendliest F2P Game award any time soon but saying the game is P2W and using a 66 GS ( ? ? ?) LEGEND PLAYER to try to prove this point? come on man ? that is correct. it's their thing. there are multiple of these players with below 100 gs at legend.

well it's easy to say add X skin and Y skin and Z paint and only give absolute bare minimum description. i think they should add "OS" skins with green and purple being the colour pallet. i will not provide any further info or concept art. also like my glorious king Maf (mwah ?) pointed out Tanki makes their celebrations neutral for obvious reasons. while AC skin set being the complete opposite is surely an interesting idea i'm pretty sure "ICE" skins are already serving this purpose of being the polar opposite of DC. Demonic Skins are hot burning spooky fantasy skin set while ICE is icy and cold fantasy skin set. literally the polar opposite and we already have a template and existing ICE skins. I'd rather them finish ICE DC and other skin sets before moving to yet another new skin set that will never be finished. only XT Hornet can be seen as 'angelic'. XT Skins are the "Premium Rich Tank" skin set while AC would be more... well... angelic. wings and feathers and all that non sense.

J*ck woke up feeling dangerous today ? ? 2 AFK Tanks Killed ? 0 flags captured Died 5 out of 2 times from Blaster ? Best Abuser in the game? ?️ I don't think so!! do not open! trigger warning! scary

i think someone forgot to nerf something. no idea what it could be ?

yes shaft quasar was impossible to counter because it was doing absolutely nothing in the first place. don't need to defend yourself when the enemy is doing nothing but making a real life sandwich because the reload time is so long you might as well do it. this is so absurd that words "overpowered" and "Shaft Quasar" in the same sentence should be considered a war crime and block your tanki account. the gameplay is indeed annoying thats why i never even bothered getting it. saw these issues from a mile away. the only nerf it needs is -50% damage and everything is completely fine. just because its annoying to play with doesn't mean that if you touch an enemy they should instantly die. ? ? ? but devs said power creep is not a thing!! ? what you mean there was a time where magnum didn't do 9k damage? wasp didn't survive 10k shot from gauss and still had 1/4th HP left? it was always that away ?

scraping? colleague, how are we going to milk braindead tryhards? nerf them to the ground see them cry in the forum like we just nuked their house and watch them play just as much after saying 'im leaving this game'. also the more hulls the more augments we can sell. a nerf to the ground but not complete scrap makes sense from business perspective. also way more satisfying than just straight up removing them lol like i said if a small barely noticeable SECRET speed change made noobs on the forum completely crash out then imagine what a complete nerf to the ground would do! grab your pop corn and enjoy

i read 1% of this yapping festival and it looks like peenix nerf complaint. hazel said it himself that its the 'grinders' or should i say ABUSERS fault for getting phoenix nerfed. hate it or not hazel always called phoenix a 'status symbol' and not some OP equipment or even an augment. bring up any interview vlog whatever with hazel talking about phoenix. while he not just directly mentions it as a 'status symbol' he always clearly implies it. like i said earlier the so called phoenix grinders are just abusers of the system. ASL, JGR mode nerfs and Isida nerfs are DIRECTLY linked to the abuse. if i were a phoenix grinder or whatever i should be thankful they didn't just go 'haha rule 3.85 broken your account is now blocked' and instead are giving you a new augment for free. and at the end of the day literally nobody forced you to play for phoenix. if youre ready to no life for 1000 hours for an augment you should do some research about augments and you'd realize they're getting changed constantly and phoenix changes were not something impossible. ?

so the reason for the change is because everyone that 'grinded' it just abused the system. i'll pretend im shocked. I like this path note even more now. thank you Papa Hazel. module did not have discounts it was always a flat 5000 coins. 4th slot did make a big difference and you could absolutely feel it. phoenix is just a choice. nobody forced you to grind 1k or 10k hours on anything for all we care you can grind 4 years for mines then complain about people who use mine prot. phoenix from the start was a 'flex' item instead of some over the top OP item. anywhere where hazel is talking about phoenix it was always implied that way and now they just put their foot down and completely went with this approach due to 'grinders' being abusers. in the end phoenix noobs can blame nobody but themselves. comedy.

you know what I hope doesn't continue forever? ME NOT GETTING MY SAKURA REWARDS!!!! I did not even participate in the event but with everyone panicking like it's the end of the world i might as well join. So where are my legendary crap keys and crap grenades and my mines and all that???? tanki administration is so lazy might have to quit the game forever after such disgusting scammy act

augments became too big just to be scrapped. even ignoring the 'what are we going to sell now?' problem since we know they cant make anything cosmetic without it taking 5 eras to be released. what would be the compensation? any realistic compensation is economy breaking and makes whale and f2p gap even larger even with augments removed. whales will just brute force overpower everything with infinite crystals and rubies they got as a compensation so they can instantly max out anything that is here to take the place of augments and the best part they'll spend minimal if not 0$. and as much as i hate it augments do make the game way more interesting. a way to change the same turret into something else is a very cheap and great way to make the game interesting. now reduce top exotic toys and make them as powerful and average legendary toy. the game instantly gets more enjoyable and flying monkey turns into even more obviously game breaking feature. best OP augments would still give enough advantage to make people spend but now a firebird wont oneshot your mammoth. and if you still not sold then if you were playing the game in the 'alteration' days (old name for augments) you know that they were not a problem at all and were very good addition actually so it's clear as day that if the power ceiling is tanked everything would be fine with the game except ofc flying monkeys becoming absurdly overpowered compared to the rest of the game.

this is genuinely one of the most insane ideas i've seen in a long minute. for reference mk8 shaft fully charged is doing 330 damage to you. full mk8 scorpion missile barrage is 400. Now stack defender/crisis on top. and OP toy a buyer has. have fun playing. instead of making protections completely insane it should be augment power ceiling that gets reduced. that is literally the only problem with damage inflation as of now. why some completely braindead turret like gauss does extra 7k damage or whatever for a 1,5 second longer lock on time? makes 0 sense.

make it do 2000 damage and a jump so high that u can barely jump on a dictator from the ground. done. still a 'hopping' hull except it doesnt break the game in like 50 different ways. what if they keep getting OD golds? well its april fools for a reason. its just a 'prank' gold like M M M M M M M monster kill. would be drinking hopper mains tears and laughing. no matter whats the reason weather its gold events or normal MM, hopper od needs complete rework. ...no sane human see flying hull as a non cheating hull.*

removing hopper OD but still leaving other ODs on would make for way more enjoyable experience and while dictators would be the most common hull it wouldn't be borderline the only way to take a gold box. turning off all ods is just a cop out excuse to leave most cancer OD ever in this game.

1. dead tanks update reversal 2. removing half of non sensical chat rules and hell even allowing some no no words ? (this game is literally a casino so dont even try 'bUt thE kIDs!!' on me.) 3. revamping epic/normal containers (mostly making the rates make sense for the p2p price and f2p obtainability. dw by making sense i mean actual possibility of getting something. current rates are absurdly bad) 4. adding a special shop tab where you can get older than a year augments and paints for 'epic key fragments'. Everyone gets 1 fragment after opening 15 epic keys (fragment being a bonus item and not a container drop). 5. supermission gives 5 epic keys instead of 3. (Even with the increased rates statistically it wouldnt change much but the player reaction would likely be overwhelmingly positive which leads to a healthier game in the long run.) 6. completely reworking flying hulls. 7. universal augment nerf. still keeping the same formula but the ceiling being way lower. most OP exotics being as OP as a good legendary augment. 8. QoL update section in the forum where players can suggest QoL updates.

joined these massive 10+ people teams and have to say the mode instantly got more enjoyable. just use hopper yourself or something and don't kill people that dont try to kill you. the only thing that makes the festive mode playable... is it overdrives or HOPPER'S overdrive? I think we all know the answer. they should complete change hoppers overdrive and remove jumping. At least change it for the gold events. overdrives are completely fine and the only issue is trashpper (who would've thought introducing 'legal' jump hacks would break everything)

week ban for flood. yes. the 'flood' being text art. no wonder chat is dead everyone prob got banned off for saying "hello"

(where was it hinted) seeing how much they hate adrenaline for no reason and keep killing already dead corpse (the first nerf was whatever since adrenaline then secretly was better than like 99% of exotics on most turrets but people refused to believe it) i wouldnt be surprised if you get LESS points for using adrenaline augment lol also rep points depending on augments too is incredibly stupid. not only you would be basically forced to use ??? instead of lets say your favourite Helios on rico. Being punished for trying to enjoy the game is stupid. people are already micro managed by 'balance' updates that are complete flop due to them avoiding Gacha Game powercreep yet just introducing basically a more toxic and confusing version of it. why would player A be skillful with Shaft and showcase extreme skill with a mid augment but be in the middle of the leaderboard because players B C D E had some newer toy had 0.50 K/D but got twice the score for virtually doing nothing? The flag/ball cap score is already stupid enough (like carrying the flag 99% the way then dying and getting like 20% of the score you would've gotten while a person who carried it 1cm gets all the score)