The turret you're using is as braindead as you want it to be when using without augments Normal tacked hull - depends on how you play with that turret. Flying monkey - ofcourse absolutely braindead with its legal hacks. Augments are the things that make a turret braindead. augments like 1. Hyperspeed (ultimate camping augment) 2. Helios (insult to intelligence) 3. Pulsar Tesla (If you can't win after getting a crit just quit the game) 4. Pulsar Twins (makes helios user look like a pro) 5. Vampire isida (if you have K/D below 10.00 you have no skill) and anothers im forgetting about.

Defender and trickster are as good as crisis yeah you hit your head and now think that it's understandable but BOOSTER???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny guy you are. Crisis >>> Defender = Trickster >>>>>>>>>> Booster. Saying that 9999gs player is a buyer in 2023 tanki is just absurd. everyone has 4prot slots if they played the game for longer than 2 seconds and its not that hard to upgrade a conbo with 4 slots

The drawbacks seem way too much for my liking. Pulsar is definitely gonna be trash on Scorpion because of its slow fire rate. can't tell much about anothers since they're not out yet but i don't think they're gonna top The Trio the drawbacks in just too much compared to good stuff

First time i got Pulsar Twins (i basically never use twins) i got 59/11 Second time i used pulsar in Highways map i wiped out entire enemy team (so 16+ people?) in like 10 seconds with trickster drone. Does that sound like im not dominating? Also i use EMP/AP immunity and amount of times i survived Twins/Tesla Pulsar is near 0%. And oh man did i have a lot of fun fighting Pulsar users i was so happy trust me. its so fun and fair. can't wait for next DM mode its gonna be absolutely unplayable because of pulsars. people are not freaking out for giggles they're freaking out for a reason

you don't use scorpion. or have no idea how to use it. The Big Three for Scorpion are Adrenaline, Swarm, Uranium shells. use whatever you like they're all in the same power tier.

not a fan of flying hull + magnum because it limits magnum's range by a lot. Magnum by itself is very good turret WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO USE IT with its power thing. especially adrenaline magnum. ares and magnum should work but you're missing on a lot of magnum's potential by doing that. Now be prepared for the war that is Pulsar Twins (pulsar augment has Bio-hazard symbol) you'll have absolutely no fun fighting these braindead zombies after tanki fund is ended. Don't upgrade twins protection tho unless twins annoyed the hell out of you

Thoughts on Uranium Shells for Scorpion after 1 match It feels like default scorpion with splash damage added nothing interesting. Ricochet ability was impossible to take advantage of because my bullets would just go lord knows where though it could be because the map was Dessert or whatever its called so there were not a lot of vertical walls to take advantage of. overall pretty good augment.

Pulsar Tesla on a scale of braindead and OP it would be 11 and a 10. You gave insta win button to everyone. AND THEN BUFFED TESLA BECAUSE THATS NOT ENOUGH????? Its unplayable everytime i play against tesla i get pulsar every 2 shots basically impossible to win. Just use pulsar tesla for free win in current state of tanki online

Remove pulsar augments or add a giant Clown emoji above Pulsar users name lol. Thunder, Ricochet pulsar is balanced because they rarely crit and when they do crit its not you insta lost like it tesla and soon twins. 1. lower teslas, twins pulsar crit to like 1% yeah its low but they shoot like 50000000 times a second so that 1% crit is not gonna be rare anyways. 2. make all affects 1 sec for all turrets except burning you can leave it at 5 sec. done. Spider... its been like that since like end of 2021...

Ares fits defending role since its a heavy hull so long range like Scorpion, Shaft, Gauss, Railgun, Magnum. You can be defender with Tesla but thats just ultra boring. When you get Crisis super drone AND CAN ACTUALLY MAINTAIN its monstrous amount of suppplies it consumes you can use Ares with any turret that has longer reload than like 2 seconds and can use ares as middle-of the map hull and rarely attack with it. If you're willing to spend ~1000ish supplies a battle and your Crisis drone at max power then you can use whatever you want with Ares all you have to do is time your switches between Maximum Armour and Maximum Damage.

Wait to get heavy Capacitors from containers it will take time but its worth it unless you spend money on the game. Yes by challenge i mean battle pass one i think last time we had healing emitters in a challenge pass was maybe january this year... though now it looks like devs changed the format of the challenge to where they don't give these kind of augments anymore so you'll just have to wait till you get Healing emitters from containers under yellow rarity its going to take time time unless youre really lucky.... But if you're a fan of shaft and Healing emitters come up in some kind of mini-game spending couple hungred tankoins for that augment is worth it even if you have to spend a couple bucks. i can guarantee youll be a fan of that augment

I am a fan of big daddy damage on Shaft so im not a fan of Short-band emmiters. So my advice could be a little off but probably true. With that augment you would want to learn how to go into sniping mode and then after like half a second release the shot and hit the enemy. this 0,5 second sniping tactic gave me trouble back in the day so don't be disappointed when you miss your enemy half of the time for a long time. (this works for all shaft augments and default shaft). You probably better off learning "0,5 shaft" strat and then use normal shots as last resort where you know you won't have enough time to hit the enemy and you just hope he's at 1 HP so you kill him. The 0,5 Shaft strat also gives you "infinite" range since you're entering sniping mode where the damage over distance doesn't get weaker so its a win win. Ares OD is OP but i hate Ares turning speed it would be hard to learn the 0,5 Shaft strat with that turning speed because you would spend half an hour turning to your enemy with you hull. But since you're low rank DO NOT buy another hull until you got your favourite conbo at least mk7. I would recommend Titan or Hunter after that. Flexible ODs and good turning speed to get those ultra quick shots. With ares you want Healing Emmiters if you got them (take them if you can from a challenge or something they're super fun) or use HEAVY CAPACITORS for big damage. With long range turret and heavy hull you just want to be defender or camping supporter. Attacking or being in the middle in the map is not really a good idea

1. Hard work and motivation. 2. Keep up with another players that you know are skilled (look what they're using how to play with that conbo) MAKE SURE ITS NOT abusing a conbo like duplet hammer with paladin or something. 3. Find what turret suits you best. For example Gauss. Then you use want to use gauss until you consider yourself a pro with gauss then you switch to another turret that is similar to gauss (smoky thunder etc.) with these turrets you'll reach "pro" level way faster now and then you take another similar turret until you're done. This allows you to break from "I use this turret but people got prots against me so now i can't do anything in battle" also now you won't be chasing for the "best" turret every friday after something gets buffed/nerfed. 4. DO NOT BABY YOURSELF by quitting losing teams. Not only losing team can make a comeback and win but you having a hard time with enemy team will help you in this way you'll become the hardcore player. Heart of the team i guess and well not a... loser. 5. DO NOT BABY YOURSELF by using exotic OP augments (hyperspeed, helios, vacuum) until you're a PRO WITH THESE TURRETS. You can take me as an example. when i got helios i would get whopping 60-80+ kills a battle while another's 20-40. See the difference? 6. DON'T BE STUPID AND DO NOT DO NOT SLEEP ON ADRENALINE AUGMENTS on certain turrets its absolutely devastating. I won't tell which ones i'll let you find out yourself 7. Think of strategies with the turret you're using and try them out. see how they work out in different situations (do this after you're a pro with that turret) 8. Just because nobody uses that conbo it doesn't mean you should not try it. It may be the hidden gem. For me it was Gauss/Hornet/Crisis in a defensive support position. 9. Camping is not noob as long as you make you can "glue" your team with support or help them with capturing points/flags. 10. Test yourself in DM. If you're getting top 5 consistently you're way above average i would say. I took a break from tanki then came back and it was basically another game (effects got added trillion new augments etc.) i was average player before taking a break and when i came back it took me around 6 months to become a TOP 3 every time no matter what conbo/mode type of player so if you're new here i can't tell you how much it will take but if i had to guess a year...? In the end it will be worth it trust me. Feel free to ask whatever you want if you want something more.

Happy DDoS attacks! *This picture is made for educational purposes and not to insult or humiliate Tanki Online developers in any another way. We don't encourage you to hack Tanki. *The warning above was made so i don't get banned for insults/provocation because i get banned for it every 5 seconds even when i don't talk in English/Russian in chat.

I thought flying monkeys were dumb addition but you could make the case that its "futuristic" guess thats why it has intentional mini-hacks built in but who im i to ask but GT skins have to be the most non-sense out of place addition. not only they make no sense they're also SO DAMN UGLY JESUS CHIRST AND HOLY LORDS everytime i see GT skin i take a cup of holy water and pour it in my eyes. also it looks nothing like viking/hornet so the more GT skins release and more people use them the harder it will be to tell a difference between hulls. Would could go wrong with that? im sure nothing... *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

If you think 3 second or whatever we have now protection is going to save you from Braindead Shells vacuum then you just don't play the game and should not be discussing this topic. 1. Now you get spawned killed but you can take off 1% of enemies HP and just waste everyones time. nothing changes... 2. Losing team leaves the battle? The protection can be 1 year and losing team will still quit it has nothing to do with protections. Hazel told about adding bonus every match you play WITHOUT leaving. waiting for that idea... its been like a year... still waiting... any time now! 3. Nerf them to what they were before spawn prot was added. Simple. i don't remember dominating with M3 firebird or isida at legends rank before spawn prot was implemented. 4. It is a disadvantage for the enemy! the amount of time i tried to kill a noob who has no idea where he is because he had spawn prot and i could do nothing for couple seconds is way too high. He then kills me ofc The idea here is good. Up to WO1 or something you have spawn prot after that no spawn prot.

This "just adapt" mindset is why this game went downhill. The playerbase just cries and does nothing about that X thing so admins just keep pushing. Look at another games. developers screw up and the playerbase makes sure the devs know they messed up not by crying for 5 hours and then pretend like nothing happened. And guess what the devs fix their mistakes. Here bad update gets released playerbase whines about it for couple hours and done. so ofc we have nonsense like this. i don't care about chat bans its just so annoying.

Tell me you never used chat without telling me you never used chat. from what im seeing you might aswell hope for tanki servers to glitch and unban you rather than waiting for those 2 to answer. also they send me a message on why i got banned amazing. the dude said "if you camp youre gay" or something. if something like this offends you then playing tanki would be the least of your problems. here is me. 4 weeks in a row i get banned for a week for the same insult/provocation bs. guess what i said. week 1: "OMG this map is trash" - INSULTS/PROVOCATION. I provoked the map. ohh... week 2: i dont remember. week 3: calling paladins Flying Monkeys (probably the most used insult in this forum this year but no one got banned...) week 4: i talked with my friend IN MY OWN LANGUAGE. EVEN IF I DID PROVOKE HIM HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT IM SAYING??? What theyre using google translator or something? even if they did there we no insults or rule breaking. TL; DR a guy with brain damage who is blind would do better job at moderating this chat than every mod in this game combined.

Captured Hazel in my basement and asked him questions. I suggested him simple clan missions for simple rewards (2 containers) HE DID NOT LIKE THAT! He said that 2 containers are too good for "simple" missions and said 10 Crystals should be the reward. He also said that he nerf/buff turrets/augments in this way: 1. Each garage item has a different number 2. Hazel then googles random Number Generator and the number he gets he buffs/nerfs these turrets/augments. (interesting way of balancing...) I asked him about Isida HD and he said that MANY MANY things related to Isida will come. (it could be just a couple augments i mean ofc he's not just going to tell things like that) Ofc i had the primal caveman urge to ask him about Burning augment for Freeze and... look at this... BURNING FREEZE SOFT CONFIRMED!!!??? https://imgur.com/a/vnTYixW All things aside Hazel IS AMAZINGGGGGGG GUY i had a blast talking to him! one of the best matches i had in my 9 year career!

After comeback to tanki i had 5k GS and was dominating so a lot of people called me pro and wanted to play with me. Nothing changed besides now im 9999gs and people think i bought my way lol. i played with Boris many times and THERE IS NO UNIVERSE in this multiverse where boris is best player or even CLOSE. I mean he mains vampire isida that should be enough bruh. I remember easily destroying him like 2 months ago. SNRGY clan members gave me the hardest time in balanced matches and not a match where one has OP augment and another 2k GS. so by this logic ???? >> Kimura > SNRGY Clan >>>>>>>>>>> Boris > Average player. Im not even kidding he feels barely better than average player.

Bro is living in summer of 2022. 90% of the comments on previous fund were F2Ps celebrating that they'll get helios and dominate everything times a thousand. Fund ended everyone got OP equipment guess what changed? NOTHING... Same buyers still dominated/were trash, same F2Ps still lost/won nothing changed besides ricochet, thunder prot were a must. Same with Crisis and Armadillo. my 7th sense is telling me that this fund is going to be no exception.

I am i buyer who mostly uses combos easily accessible to F2P playerbase (adrenaline augment or augment that been in challenges a lot etc.) if not for my 50% armadillo you would probably think im just F2P that got lucky or something. and guess what yes the previous fund did destroy the fun of the game. for example DM mode after this fund will be literally unplayable also remember EMP twins randomly shooting places and EMP'ing you? Well its going to be the same thing now but instead of EMP you'll get everything known to man. *After the previous fund my K/D skyrocketed because of OP augments like Helios, Vacuum giving me a skilled small buyer absolutely monstrous advantage. Don't even think im "crying" here because i am "trash" after the fund. "back in the day the only differnce between buyers and ftp players was skins" Well i sure wish that was the case. Here let me take off your nostalgia pink glasses. Back in the day the only difference between F2P and P2P was supplies and not skins. Oh i almost forgot! Supplies "Back in the day" were game changers like 1 "drugger" in enemy team would mean you insta lost without even having a chance. In today's meta it would be F2P player - mk1 conbo "Drugger" - mk7 conbo with crisis + hyperion hybrid drone to get this all you had to do was buy supplies. (way easier than testing your luck on conts)

My body is tingling with excitement! Im shaking and my body is turning red my blood pressure reached the point of no return i can't wait to buy this turret and say "It's Saboteurn' time" and Saboteur all over the map while my teammates watch in shock as i steal the #1 Spot in Sandbox CTF while healing them all like a madman! Truly the turret of the turrets. It's legendary description... "Deals damage to the user and teammates and heals enemies." Edit: i just realise the turret heals enemies and not teammates but i don't care i won't edit any of my mistakes.

I played JGR Mode guess what happened. We are winning 9-7! Enemy JGR disconnects but still appears as JGR so we just have unkillible JGR... And result is 9-7 so its very competitive match. Minute later we lost 10-9. ??? what ????? Watched tanki stream (linked my twitch account to my tanki account) earned 3 ultra containers. "They'll be added after 40 minutes" okay. I join tomorrow (today) guess what 0 containers. amazing. I say word S C R E W a goddamn SCREW and guess what. i get banned for a week result provocation??? Fix your braindead moderation system Thank You

Read my mind. Tier 21 should be Garlick-nanobots that would be healing version of Vampire. You heal allies (500 per tick) but while healing them you'll also heal yourself!!!!! but your damage is 1 per tick. Non-turret turning Hornet Isida >>>>