Augment with irreproducible technology. A critical hit generates a quantum vortex that applies several effects at the same time, usually negative ones. The inventor of the technology known as Hazel is on the international wanted list. If its not on crit then there is no point for it to have -50% crit chance and its description says Pulsar is on crit

Ah yes. What augment would be more OP? The one you need to spend AT LEAST 250$+ or the one you need to spend at least 15$. The correct answer is 15$ one ofc! nah but if Pulsar telsa is that OP imma just say this. ?ｒ?ᕼ

Tanki Online Servers when more than 0 players (not a lot!) are online.

The game has whopping 3k players in battles on the weekends. But they say they have millions of players around the world also from what i heard you're like the biggest whale on this forum so aren't you suppose to be crying that the game is dying? i mean i would not spend thousands of $ on a product thats about to end.

Rah-Opex was ready for that lmaoooooo. this gives me hope that they don't just nerf/buff everything because its a sunny day instead of a rainy one Calculations would probably do the job or "NERFED" , "BUFFED" or just a reason why its been nerfed/buffed/changed.

Shout out to my GOATS F2P players Gotta be one of my favorite genders. No in all seriousness i don't care you're F2P or P2P as long as you're not coward who plays in 3 groups with pre-nerf Helios destroying every match. Ruining all the fun in seconds. When Rico Pulsar came out i saw thru the magic and said its gonna be trash. Forum People killed me but here we are. Rico Pulsar is legit one of the worst augments in the game using Pulsar rico is just you nerfing your own default rico. You watch how another people do strat has flaws... Instead of looking how good armadillo user is in battle you should be seeing how hard TO KILL it is armadillo users in battle on average. here an example, i am way above average in terms of skill i get top 3 with every conbo free or payed, average or good. Armadillo means im going to sacrifice one 50% protection it will still easily get me top 3 and you'll think armadillo did the job even tho it basically did nothing. tho killing strat does not really solve this skill problem i guess. but its still better bcs from what i understand you're just multing in battles

Me if drugless F2Ps scenario happens.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS immunities LOOK LIKE A TONGUE I KNEW is was not the only oneeeeeeee

Im okay with it not aging well because it caused so much chaos and i love it lmao. EDIT: wrong quote lmao. yall know which one im talking about

I wanna see your face after 1 month when your toys got nerfed and there is hyperspeed thunder oneshotting you. Its not a hard concept to understand. Tanki only wants buyers they couldn't care less about F2Ps. Even if your toys won't get nerfed the new augments will be powercrept to make helios look like a kid to make people spend money. Why would i spend money on new Railgun's Mega Monster 9000 augment if i got same power level augments from tanki fund? You'll be the one in "depression" stage after the dust settles and im sure you're not stupid enough to not know that.

Here i'll tell you the state of the game after everyone gets this OP gear. Day 1 - everyone got OP gear woohoo now you waste more time respawning then playing unless youre buyer ofc so you just use 50% prots and immunities against the chaos. Day 2 - CHAOS Day 3 - Friday. Hazel has fun "balancing" the game. Day 4 - everything is back to normal. buyers got OP gear and non-buyers got average gear that once was OP. This either going to happen on the first friday or second or third but its going to happen. Don't worry

Legend says if you stay quiet you can hear angry F2P players cursing after seeing this meme. Ok now that the fund reached 15 mil how about 1 skin cont every 1,000,000 tankoins? I couldn't care less about augments that are going to get nerfed anyway.

LVL 16: Healing Thunder LVL 17: Gauss mega impact force augment (they talked about it like a year ago and never again lol) LVL 18: Spectrum 20% LVL19: Crisis 2.0 LVL20: Hazel's house lets gooooo boys we can reach lvl 20 and get a free house

I meant there is no leaderboard to compare your progress to another people and if you want scorpion very bad then you just play and play but at the end you could end up top 11 and get nothing and its very dirty move, also playing for a long time can trick you into buying containers or crystals or premium not only stars its a well known Gacha game strategy to make players spend money, except instead of making you blindly play the game for 20 hours a day Gacha games make something like 100 crystals for free every 6 hours thing we had in tanki.

Im i the only one who legit saw 0 people being happy about this type of challenge??? Brah, if its so liked or whatever then maybe do a leaderboard or something...? Oh wait thats right keeping people "blind" so they play as much as they can then they see Shop Offers and that means potential buyer. I play Gacha Games you can't pass with a simple trick like that.

TRUST ME ITS NOT INTERESTING. Do you think its fun to die after getting touched? I don't think so, its like everyone is OHKO with Earth sized Anti-matter bomb in their pockets. It will literally be impossible to cap a flag or a ball or even play without dying every 5 seconds after this monstrosity happens in tanki. He probably means that Tesla Pulsar has Bio Hazard symbol as its augment icon for a reason and that is that it'll give you brain damage because of how insanely cancer it will be if used correctly.

Mr. Mod this is a game about war. Having chat wars is nothing to be scared of. Houston, we have galziv01 spittin facts (and it's not a problem) You need 90% prot to defend against these brah. It will give you a secret item called "nothing". You have hazel logic. If everyone is OP nobody is OP. You forgot one thing.... Turret power = 100000000 Hull power = 10? See where this is going? everyone having all these OP toys would turn everyone both Whales and F2P and Juggernaut into not a glass-canon but a paper-canon. Also now that Crisis is basically guaranteed... Drugless F2P era coming??? ?️?️?️?️?️?️ I don't know... but what i do know is there going to be less people complaining about having "infinite" supplies in the chat.

NOOOO ARMADILLO IS IS N-N-NOT USELESS ITS SO GOOD IT Armadillo is useful only in DM DOES NOTHING PLS UPGRADE UPGRADE IT!!!!!!!!! Kimura. armadillo users in this forum. Also amazing fair battles? uh.. you know that buyers can counter everything in this fund easily right....? and Hyperthing thunder. Actually being able to use Crisis without selling your soul for supplies. Armadillo 50% OH WAIT ITS USELESS. Buyers more than likely have 50% prots against everything. rico, shaft, thunder all that. New toys for thunder that will be in exotic later this month. Scorpion OP alt. being able to actually to use it. most F2P won't have immunities and 50% prots to counter all these new shenanigans in MM and you'll just get oneshotted by helios oh sorry tesla pulsar oops i meant vacuum cleaner thunder. I know F2P players who got crisis and became Mr 5k GS at legend and the only thing they buy is supplies. pretty sure in their mind they were using crisis "correctly". Still think its fair?

last time i used paladin was just me abusing its overdrive because its a cheat code and im too lazy to play that day. armadillo at first i was using it everywhere till i realised that its completely useless unless youre fighting dictators and melee range turrets. last time i used armadillo was in DM mode, before that like 2 months ago.

Well pretty sure you would be salty too if you spend 1000$ to get this item just for it months later to be given away for 10$ (if you spent 1k you deserve it lol) after getting crisis its gonna be like this A. F2P get crisis waste 80% of their supplies realise how its not worth it at all to use it as F2P and never use crisis again. B. F2P get crisis and be stuck with trash lvl 10 crisis for months while wasting a mountain of supplies every time they use it. Crisis only gets worth it at lvl 19-20. im pretty sure seeing a F2P player with crisis after 1 month from now will be next to impossible. I mean we already have 5k gs people at legend lmao. there are no psychological tricks brah. For me you can get crisis and armadillo i don't care gl killing pathetic paladin buyers who pretend to be good. But don't come back saying that you don't have supplies left.

It was Marcus not Hazel. My bad. I Can't quote bcs the post is archived but here. "Because the final prize is too expensive, not everyone should get it. It's not a mini-game for everyone to win." - Marcus April 13th 2021. 11:25AM. He was talking about Crisis ofc. Here is another thing i found that suggests that devs DO NOT want people to get Crisis. "So, did you expect to get one of the rarest drones in the game for free? Makes no sense. If anyone could reach the end of the mini-game, we would have a lot of players with Crisis making it not rare anymore." - Marcus April 13th 2021. 11:24AM. Even though this time its not for free if we compare the average price it would cost to get crisis from conts to what 990 tankoins cost Crisis is basically free. After finding this i can see Crisis 2.0 in my eyes lol. I don't remember last time i got oneshotted because of some guy critting me lol. Im not whining about the price even if it would need 1 billion crystals to upgrade i couldn't care less because its useless protection module in normal MM. Unless you grind your ass off in DM mode armadillo is completely useless. 50% prot from a turret is way more useful in normal MM than a prot that works ~10% of the time if you get perfect RNG.

Armadillo is overrated to HELL. There is absolutely no way im telling F2P players to upgrade armadillo even to Mk2. I have it at 40% and i use it only in Buyers mode DM mode. In normal MM its ABSOLUTELY USELESS in my Experience! (oh no! Do you hear that? Its angry armadillo fans typing responses to this comment.) Thats ignoring the fact that Obama's mansion is cheaper than upgrading Armadillo. As for Crisis hazel and marcus said it many times CRISIS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE USED BY FREE TO PLAY PLAYERS you can actually find comments like that if you search in topics that have something to do with Crisis. So it'll be interesting what they'll do. Them changing the fund a little bit is not some crazy thing anymore. You can already get Crisis 2.0 accidentally. There is a bug (idk how it happens) that allows you to use 2 effects at ONCE with Crisis. For example Maximum Damage and Speed. Its not just visual bug you actually get lightspeed and offensive juggernaut mode. I got it like 5 times in 2 months of using crisis. Knowing how original Hazel is (EMP/AP/STUN/Jammer augments being them same for each turret) i see Crisis 2.0 Being like this: You equip MAX Armor then you switch to MAX Speed your armor stays but instead of it being Tripple Armor its default 50% armor you get with Brutus for example. Then while having MAX Speed and normal armor you switch to MAX damage but your speed instead of being 70% turns into 30% but your armor now disappears. You get the point. It would cover crisis biggest weakness that being you having no damage while having armor and no armor in damage mode. It would not be that OP, but just OP enough for it to be the best drone and make $$$$$$$$$$$

I couldn't care less how popular i am among buyers ? Also i know 0 people from your clan all i know is your clan so... you're not that big too... All i said is that you're not a brainless buyers clan at least when it comes to tanki gameplay but your clan could work more on financial decisions ngl. I took average of what BOSS clan has to offer if all i saw this weekend is drug-lord paladins in DM thats what i think of this clan. if all i see is all these "big clans" teaming up in groups of 3 in already unbalanced MM. thats what i think of. Here my latest experience with Tyzo or whatever his name is. all he did was use Crisis + paladin (instant L) and that double shot hammer and its already pretty OP from my experience. Switching drugs every second and using Paladin? okay. oh and it looked like hes playing on a potato PC because it was impossible to hit him because he was lagging so much so... next time don't spend your life savings on a game but buy a PC or good internet connection. im literally helping your clan. Let me guess now you BIG CLANS will target me??? NOO. Come im not scared of some buyers targeting me. I achieved everything i wanted in this game killing a couple mad buyers would just be a cherry on top. I played this game for 10 years and i have more experience than half of your clan combined. I played with 5k gs against EMP OG Gauss and easily won no need to rely on OP stuff even though i have it i earned people's respect by playing not by buying ?

SNRGY Clan was the only clan that i could consider a "rival" though i win 7/10 times both in drugging normal MM battles and in no supplies special conbo event maps. They have my respect they clearly have Skill. BOSS clan is buyers with somewhat above average skill but they buy everything you can and all i saw is them relying on Paladin and crisis drugging like crazy no beyond crazy. Good ol' trickster in DM was enough to win against these drug lords 8/10 times on average. Still you can tell that they at least have some brain and strats if we don't count absurd amount of Pay to Play items they use all the time. DSMR Clan or whatever its called basically boss clan version but with less buying i win 8/10 times on average too. They have some skill. DATE Clan. They just make me laugh... legit i win 10/10 times in a fair 1v1 they can use helios they can use whatever they want even paladin and teaming up with half of the map doesn't save them. i would go as far as to say they have negative skill. How do i win against these buyer/pro clans while only using average or just above average buyer conbos? 10 years of experience. Thats it. This is not targeting of clans its just my review as a player whos above average in terms of skill.

Blazing? all i did is copy you. 38 kills in 7 minutes is not impressive? i mean its 38 times more than you can do in one full battle so i thought it would be impressive. Okay next time ill try and find a battle where everyone is 9999gs have pay to win augments and 50% armadillo no 100% protection against everything! Im playing average MM battles and im dominating with crisis proving its OP. Oh so now we compare who's better with crisis? let me guess your friend uses 5000000 supplies a battle im i right? I thought it was a convo about how powerful is crisis drone. Its useful enough to give me first place easily and thats all i care about in this scummy game