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Everything posted by Hypersomnia
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Yeah and next friday all your "goot" prizes get nerfed to ashes but tanki still makes a ton of money.
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Here you go a guide if you should buy the fund. 1. Nuclear energy x1... if you need 1 nuclear energy for some reason then i guess buy the fund...? why would you need that..... whatever. just do challenge. 2. Normal containers sounds nice but out of like 30 conts youll get like 20+ commons. at least youre guaranteed 2 Blue Drops. but its not worth your money or tankoins. Battle pass gives you even more normal conts with extra crystals and augments and skins. 3. If you have 3 Prot slots then this is amazing value! if you buy 990 bundle then youll save 4k tankoins for a slot and get extra conts and all that as a bonus. If you have 4 slots this is completely useless. If you have 1-2 slots then i dont recommend buying it. just buy your slots in the garage for 50, 500 tankoins. 4. 30 ultra conts sounds cool but its just hot air, you'll get a lot of supplies... if you need a lot of supplies fast i recommend buying fund bundle. Also youre guaranteed 2 Purple drops. But you won't get enough supplies for a long run so buy at your own risk. 5. Skin cont is nice but do you want it? You CANNOT control what skin you'll get! you may get your least favourite skin while in challenge at least you can wait till skin you like shows up. 6. EMP hammer is a nice augment but its definitely not worth 900+ tankoins lol. even if you get extra conts as a bonus. Challenge pass will give you way more. 7. Helios is pure bait for F2P players, now helios is pure unfiltered cancer but if the fund reaches helios i can say with 90% certainty that it will be just barely batter than ricochet garage augments. also the chance of reaching Helios is very low. 8. LC hammer skin. if you have no taste and like LC hammer than buying the fund for it is worth it because i dont see LC hammer returning any time soon. well unless you like to buy 35k tankoin Skin conts. 9. Thunder, Scorpion and Tesla augments. Same as helios, pure bait. If the fund reaches these augments they'll be barely better than garage augments but if it never reaches the fund it will be Helios 2.0. The fund most likely will not reach those tiers. 10. Armadillo and Crisis. Armadillo costs a fortune to upgrade and as a person who has armadillo i can say this. The more i use Armadillo the worse it feels. Sacrificing 50% protection from 1 turret for armadillo is not worth it. Now crisis, that drone consumes Googolplex (its big number) supplies every battle even if you try to not switch much so unless you have near max garage crisis is not for you.
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Glad it helped. If you want crisis DO NOT gamble on ultras... you can spend open 1000 ultras and get no crisis, if you need it you should just wait for an event that guarantees crisis. Crisis is basically camp drone unless youre willing to spent way too many supplies every battle for example i just use it as better booster and nothing more. @davis.3d Edit: thanks mod. lol
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You know what would motivate buyers to buy tanki fund? NOT INCREASING SHOP PRICES EVERY MONTH. We are getting to the point where 1000 tankoin bundle aka the "cheap" bundle costs like 15$. So, more rare and OP toys need to be added for buyers to even start considering buying because we are at the point where EMP and AP toys don't work anymore. Here, i am a buyer with STACKED account im also way above average in terms of skill and i play since 2013. I mostly use adrenaline with EMP immunity because i dont need to rely on EMP and AP "skilless" augments thats until there is a random buyer with newest toys like thunder pulsar starts oneshotting me out of nowhere. then i whip out the "big boys" aka most OP stuff i have on my let me remind you STACKED account. and im still getting oneshot by pulsars who can't even turn their turret. The game is pure P2W and you now need to spend 250$+ to have buyers advantage. this motivates buyers not to spend their lifesavings on dead game but to leave this trash game. Dont even dream of reaching crisis or pulsar tesla btw lol.
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If tanki fund reaches all these toys youre going to get heavily nerfed version of it. If tanki fund never reaches it (90% chance) you'll get 2 helios level augments. Tesla pulsar will be sold for very affordable and cheap 200$+ bundle and the vacuum cleaner augment will be under exotic in UC for months. No need to imagine stuff. They milk players as much as they can this year.
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I said it months ago and people blasted me. But it is true. Its obvious if not enough people boycott Tanki fund the game will just die in months maybe because of how absurd the updates are getting. ive never seen forum so negative lately and the playerbase dropped by around 20% after tanki b-day. If thats not good enough for hazel to do something then its no one but his fault
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Yes they can change tanki fund and blah blah blah. but they would be forced to maybe finally use their pathetic nut sized brain because theyre losing profit. and yes there will be brain-dead russian buyers who gonna keep buying but... they are called brain-dead for a reason. quitting the game is also an option but why quit without trying to change it?
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Ladies and Gentlemen. Why don't you guys unite into one big fist and show devs that you had enough? I have an account that would be considered a "Big Buyer" acc even tho i barely spend. But even then my team can't win bcs of how unbalanced trashmaking matchmaking is. I had enough of random buyers with newest toys destroying everyone. So my idea is simple here it is: 1. BOYCOTT TANKI FUND. Tanki Fund is almost all about paying, boycotting it will def get devs attention. While not doing missions will definitely not do the job. We already know that they ignore our messages so how about boycotting. Worth a try. 2. SPREAD THIS TANKI BOYCOTT MESSAGE. Spread it like wild fire in the forum and in game chat. as many people as possible need to unite for this. All i see is people getting frustrated because of how unfair MM is. Spread this message under newest forum topics so AS MANY PEOPLE SEE THIS AS POSSIBLE. If we work together we either get devs attention and they FINALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT INSANITY that is tanki in 2022 or they can just ignore it and make the game dead. The game is either dead or devs finally listen to the community. TL; DR you as a player cannot lose. Please be polite and don't act childish aka insulting devs and all that. Or they'll just see that we act like children keep pumping out trash updates. The Community Uniting and Boycotting thing already proven to be effective way to change games FOR THE BETTER, IVE SEEN MANY MANY examples... #WeHadEnough
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Ladies and Gentlemen. Why don't you guys unite into one big fist and show devs that you had enough? I have an account that would be considered a "Big Buyer" acc even tho i barely spend. But even then my team can't win bcs of how unbalanced trashmaking matchmaking is. I had enough of random buyers with newest toys destroying everyone. So my idea is simple here it is: 1. BOYCOTT TANKI FUND. Tanki Fund is almost all about paying, boycotting it will def get devs attention. While not doing missions will definitely not do the job. We already know that they ignore our messages so how about boycotting. Worth a try. 2. SPREAD THIS TANKI BOYCOTT MESSAGE. Spread it like wild fire in the forum and in game chat. as many people as possible need to unite for this. All i see is people getting frustrated because of how unfair MM is. Spread this message under newest forum topics so AS MANY PEOPLE SEE THIS AS POSSIBLE. If we work together we either get devs attention and they FINALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT INSANITY that is tanki in 2022 or they can just ignore it and make the game dead. The game is either dead or devs finally listen to the community. TL; DR you as a player cannot lose. Please be polite and don't act childish aka insulting devs and all that. Or they'll just see that we act like children keep pumping out trash updates. The Community Uniting and Boycotting thing already proven to be effective way to change games FOR THE BETTER, IVE SEEN MANY MANY examples... #WeHadEnough
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All Ultra Skins. I think people sleep on them, and i can't blame them UT Skins don't look the best as Garage .PNG but in battle they actually look so good. I got UT Gauss and Hornet from Tanki fund and i thought it was so bad but holy hell they look GOOD. LC Shaft, XT Gauss, XT Fire/Hornet, DC Fire/Wasp. Are my favourite skins. I like all the Skins except Prime they just look so weird... And RT Rico/Paladin. It just looks so off to me.
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Pulsar Tesla? Hahahaha What? let me guess either gonna be OP as hell like Thunder or completely unusable like Rico Pulsar? LC Hammer is so ugly it made my mom cry. Have you seen Ultra Striker? Its literally M1 striker but HD lmao. Not even extra red dot.
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I would say buy it just so Helios gets finally nerfed lol.
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THIS SKIN IS SO BAD ILL LEAVE TANKI IF TANKI FUND REACHES 10 MILLION
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1. Increased prices means increased F2P player base even if its not that much. 2. I don't know what rates another games follow but i can say for certain that this game follows Greediness Rate.
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As a "coder/hacker when i want guy" i can tell you THIS IS NOT DDoS attack and it is indeed a programming issue. Maybe because their programmers are as good as 5 year olds. I have borderline no hacking experience yet i can access tanki Database whenever i want. yeah i can't get much but still IT SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING. For anyone with hacking experience that is longer than 10 minutes can easily smash tanki's servers with DDoS attack. Its not even funny its just sad on how bad this game is protected and how "good" of a programmers they have
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Buyers Online? Hahahahaha! You think they care about buyers too? They keep increasing my shop prices to the point where now im F2P and i saw MANY MANY MANY players go F2P for this reason. Whats the point of increasing shop prices for more profit if for that you lose 10% of your paying player base? Tanki logic i guess. Also to people who'll say its "inflation" explain why another games don't increase their prices every month?
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Except for my case at least its not sarcasm. because of them i actually saved money, instead of wasting 18 euros every month ill waste 20 like twice a year. and ill just spend my "Money on games" budget in another games where prices don't just randomly go up and up. and that is every game i play.
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I want to say thank you for increasing Shop Prices. i was thinking of maybe buying couple Daily Tankoin passes for some big bundle. but now. its 20euros instead of 18. And that was enough for me to just buy Daily Tankoin Pass once a year for challenge passes only. Thank you for saving my money.
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I was so exited thinking they finally added Contracts and now i can finally use those extra thousands of stars i get... but nope its just random scorpion thing... welp see you next time guys. don't even bother trying to complete it some random russian with premium will win after he got like 10k stars by playing 20+ hours a day just to get an item that will be released soon
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Normal containers instead of Ultra ones for missions now? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hazel decided to be goofy today huh? This better mean normal container reward buff aka making them at least somewhat valuable.
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SAMEEE ?? it looks so goofy with its Poop Throw reload thing animation.
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Sales? they happen so often that i forgot it happened but sure i guess 3 days of sales in a 3 week celebration would sure make it so much better. thats if the sales would be at THE END of the celebration and not first 3 days. 13 boxes thing? i don't even bother trying to complete it i always get some random issue with these weird events and im pretty sure a lot of people didn't bother with it too or didn't even know it existed bcs from what i remember you had to do some digging just to find out about it. secret party? it happened? because even tho i logged in i still didn't get my 13 ultra containers. i they left my 13 ultra conts in a secret place somewhere... and from what i remember everybody had this issue cuz of DDoS. Tanki fund? Really... its borderline pay to play and i would not count Purchasing a bundle a piece of content bcs it takes like 5 seconds. Good celebrations have a lot of content IN GAME that people can access without going into forum or somewhere else now its literally just ultra weekend with extra random things average player didn't know existed. thats ignoring DDoS attacks that made the game so bad that tanki lost 1k+ PCU in your language its they lost way too many players
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Im not going to count how many Ultra Weekends we had this year but it definitely feels like every weekend is "ultra" why? Because we either have Ultra weekends or "celebrations" that are literally just ultra weekends with a different name i mean just take anniversary celebration it was 3 weeks long and we had 3 sets of missions, instead of being able to complete all missions day one if we wanted we had to wait for new missions every friday just like Ultra Weekend. 99% of the player base would complete the missions in that weekend because monday comes and they have work, school etc. and Special events? they would only last for that weekend as far as i remember. The ONLY THING that made it not into just 3 ultra weekends was: 1. Different name for the "celebration". 2. Ultra Containers and Coinboxes could be purchased even on the business days. Only 2 very small things made it different. Thats why people think we get Ultra Weekend every time. Because Tankis "celebrations" are nothing more but ultra weekend with a different name. I am absolutely OK with Ultra weekends every weekend because free rewards, but when it comes to celebrations they should do something more. at least make the special mode available for the entire celebration and not just weekends.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! MY Name is Kimura! And TODAY i will tell you how Helios could be nerfed! And i even added colors to awaken your 9999gs PTSD! ^^ So we all know that Helios is the new Super Villain of Tanki. Its like Dragon Ball villain! It comes outta nowhere and is overpowered as f***! So here's my nerf. Helios was ADVERTISED as > DEFENSIVE < and > SNIPER < augment for Ricoshet. But now it is...? Defensive, Sniper, Attack, ????, everything. And that is BIG BAD Ladies and Gentlemen. Helios Augment now: What Helios should be (reminder its suppose to be DEFENSIVE AND SNIPER augment): Shot reload: -80% Maximum range: +200% Projectile speed: +100% Recoil: -80% Shots bounce up to 2 times Damage if all balls hit the enemy = 3000 HP Reload: 6 Seconds. Inability to shoot balls if your turret is not fully loaded. Critical hit damage is the same as normal shot damage. It may seem like i buffed Helios at first but this would actually be pretty big nerf. Here are some comments why i chose to nerf it in this way. Read it if you want. Like i said these nerfs might not seem like a lot but it would be huge. and it actually turns ricochet into Sniper turret. @Opex-Rah you can send me job application right now.
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I don't know against what kind of scorpions you're playing but my scorpions are impossible to dodge (no augments) even with CRISIS SPEED MODE ON A HEAVY HULL. let me remind you it makes me almost as fast or even faster than light hull with normal speed and when i equip armor i still get oneshotted. yes very fair random kid literally oneshotting me outta nowhere. but hey tall obstacles yeah? yea yea. not like there are maps where hiding behind "tall obstcle" is borderline impossible or when you just randomly decide to camp for 15 mins under high obstacle. I am pro Shaft HE main. i get 50 kills 1-2 deaths thats my average EVEN IN THE SMALL MAPS. i don't see people rondomly getting 40-70 kills with 0-5 deaths with HE shaft everytime so i think it means im skilled with that. but guess what? random scorpion just oneshots me outta nowhere without me even knowing. without any strat to counter it? ok. Its time to add Crisis 2.0 where it allows to have all 3 effects boosted at the same time.
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