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    The time has come ! We need a TIER 3 FIREBIRD !

    The rebalance will be upon us soon. Mr. Lunga clearly stated that in his post. I am sure it will be a GOOD ONE. But I have read very little about the creation of a TIER 3 FIREBIRD. Its a deadly weapon, but it is also DAZZLING !! Isn't that FLAME beautiful ?? Please don't make any comparisons between the FIREBIRD and other weapons. It STANDS ALONE. It is not the LITTLE BROTHER to the FREEZE !! Contact your MODERATORS and CONSULTANTS today and ask them to give us what we really want ... THE TIER 3 FIREBIRD !! PLEASE ... no discussions about the rebalance !!! That debate is CLOSED.
  2. I tried that link, Raphael2. It seemed OK to me. He is correct. You can actually play it in a limited way.
  3. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    The Minotaur was a great monster, Splitter. The HEAD OF A BULL and the BODY OF A MAN. Godzilla was asked in a 1958 interview what he thought about the Minotaur. His reply was: "He's cool, but the body combination is wrong. It should have been the head of a man and the body of a bull. I would have STOMPED HIM and turned him into a delicious bowl of BEEF STEW and had him for lunch."
  4. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    A HAIRY RAT living in a PLASTIC TUBE CITY covered in CEDAR CHIPS !! No problem for Godzilla. He destroyed Tokyo in ONE DAY !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h1YmMbQxow This movie biography should have won an ACADEMY AWARD for BEST PICTURE FANTASTIC SPECIAL EFFECTS !!
  5. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    It's a GIANT SARDINE with BIG TEETH, Niknik. Its only claim to fame was the fact that it ate TOURISTS. All Godzilla would need for this ESCAPEE from Tony's Seafood Bar is some Tartar Sauce, a place to sit, and a napkin.
  6. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Nice try, Pigsrule. Please look at the chart below. Godzilla would kick that Tin Man Clone back into Oz. Let the Wizard deal with that weakling. The Cloverfield Monster is a complete joke. Look at those arms !! This monster needs some serious workout time. Godzilla would rip off those TOOTHPICKS and then ... STOMP HIM !!
  7. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Hogree, you are a genius !! How did you discover Godzilla's only weakness ?? DIRTY BABY DIAPERS are to Godzilla what Kryptonite is to Superman. One SNIFF of this deadly weapon and Godzilla can lose massive amounts of his power. To come into contact with a DIRTY BABY DIAPER is INSTANT DEATH for the mighty Godzilla. Luckily for MONSTER LOVERS everywhere; Godzilla doesn't hangout in Walmart parking lots or on Bankhead Avenue. He is NEVER exposed to this horrific weapon.
  8. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    You have violated Rule 4. In the future please don't post such DRIBBLE. Thank you. H.P. Lovecraft's monsters are about as weak as his unintelligible and psychotic literary ramblings. 1. Non-humanoid 2. Must have a height greater than 6 meters 3. Must have a weight greater than 2 metric tons. 4. Must have appeared in at least ONE MOVIE and at least TWO SEQUELS.
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    Is this a BUG or a HACK on the Kungur Map ?

    I can see one or more of the enemy team approaching with No Supplies visible and suddenly they have one or more appear over their tank. They just come out of nowhere !! There are never any Drops in the area. It has done it numerous times on the NSB Kungur Map over the last week. I usually play with the same group and I can't believe they are using some type of hack. 90 percent of the players are Russian and I don't speak the language. That leaves me in the dark. It happens with and without LAG. The only Options I use are Skybox and Soft Particles. My average FPS is usually 58. I use the standalone Flash Player and the Full Screen option. I have followed all of the SOP's and it has no effect on it. I don't have any video because I don't want to accuse anyone of anything by mistake. Has anyone else seen this ??
  10. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Godzilla lived under the sea for millions of years until he was disturbed by atomic bomb tests in the 1950's, Dihos. He always returns to the sea after destroying Tokyo, London, New York, or any other large city. I am certain the KRAKEN survived by staying as far away as possible from Godzilla. I am almost certain that if Godzilla and the Kraken ever met in battle; Godzilla would STOMP HIM and turn him into a delicious SEAFOOD SNACK.
  11. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    I almost agree, Jokjinari. However, the Balrog and all of his brothers and sisters have been defeated and driven underground more than once by Elves, Dwarves, and Humans. Their D/L is terrible. After all of those loses the Balrog would be no match for Godzilla and he would simply ... STOMP HIM !! They are still Great Monsters, but there is no way the Balrog could be #1. That is just my opinion of course.
  12. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Kilaz you are not getting into the TRUE SPIRIT of the thread. We are in the process of determining the GREATEST MOVIE MONSTER OF ALL TIMES. I have it from reliable sources that at the time of your birth your Father said, "My god, Ronchaka !! He looks like a BABY GODZILLA !!" . I thought you would have supported me in my efforts to bring Godzilla to the attention of yet another generation and put him BACK ON TOP where he belongs. Please stay on topic in the future by posting at least one of your photos. I am certain your family has a camera and allowed you out of the attic after dark to feed and water at the dumpster. You will be judged fairly by the readers. Thank you.
  13. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    This is the WORST GODZILLA MOVIE EVER MADE, Dihos. The creators of the movie have already admitted that it was a GIANT IGUANA. Godzilla is not a GIANT IGUANA !! Please see my previous posts. It was also a badly made movie filled with rumors and blatant lies. It was all FICTION. In the future please refrain from confusing FACT with FICTION. It confuses the readers. Thank you.
  14. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Sorry, Hhgb. The INVISIBLE MAN does not rate as a Movie Monster. He doesn't meet any of the criteria and the only way he could be effective was to take off all of his clothes. How silly !! He could be classified as a FREAK and/or a PERVERT ... definitely not Monster Material.
  15. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    I know that you are an intelligent young man, Skitee. I am a big fan of the Tanki Newspaper and always read it. It is very informative and entertaining. But for you to even suggest that Mike could defeat Godzilla is OVER THE TOP and COMPLETE LUNACY. In the future please refrain from making any comparisons between creatures created by Walt Disney's Frozen Corpse Studios and Godzilla. Young children could read this topic and be unduly influenced. Thank you.
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    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Sirius ?? This topic is not about star systems or satellite radio. Please try to stay on topic in the future. Thank you.
  17. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Velociraptor or Tyrannosaurus ?? You will have to select ONE. You can't have them all.
  18. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    I didn't know it could do that myself, ASSASSINCRUSADER. I just copied your name from your post and pasted it into my reply. Nice. That is the Pillsbury Doughboy by the way. Correction. It is the Michelin Man. Pardon me. Godzilla would turn him into a four tire set of overly expensive tires and then ... STOMP THEM !!
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    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    It is just a BIG BISCUIT in a SAILOR'S SUIT, ASSASSINCRUSADER !! Godzilla would STOMP HIM down to the size of a WAFFLE and then ... EAT IT !!
  20. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Godzilla would gaze upon Barney and his little clan of Rug Rats and say, "Stay off the carpet with that candy !!". Then he would ... STOMP THEM !!.
  21. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Godzilla is a godzillasaurus, a type of dinosaur, that survived into modern times and was mutated by atomic radiation. Once a creature is mutated by atomic radiation it cannot die or be destroyed. The rumors of his death are nothing more than URBAN LEGEND.
  22. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Godzilla would look upon Mike as nothing more than a Nasty Green Fungus from an Athletes Foot Commerical and then ... STOMP HIM !!
  23. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    I am not trash talking King Kong. I am sure that you will agree with me that he is nothing more than a GIANT CIRCUS MONKEY. Godzilla would simply throw him a few peanuts and then ... STOMP HIM.
  24. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    Ok. I will take a guess. Ugly Guy with Long Fingernails in a Green Wet Suit. I can't recall seeing that movie. I searched IMDB.
  25. cheap_plastic_flower

    Greatest Movie Monster of All Times: Opinions Wanted

    No way, Swagboy. It violates all of the 4 BASIC QUALIFICATIONS. It doesn't even have a name. Sorry.
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