It was just an ordinary day until ... NEW TANKIONLINE RECORD for Cheap Plastic Flower !!! It was the most amazing moment in my life. My mighty Thunder destroyed everything that came across its gun sights. I have never been so proud. Stand in awe before my GREATNESS. I hope I am awarded a lot of crystals. I really need them.

Come on guys !! She was just trying to contribute to the Forum. Please remember she is from France. They do things differently in France. What is the current count ??

I agree, Cooper. It may be a little out of place in the Forum. She stated she was from France, so there might be some translation problems. Let's bump this back to the Front Page and let the users count how many times they hear the F WORD and the P WORD and a lot of other words I couldn't really understand. I'm an Ol' Rocker. I can't handle this New Wave stuff. Let the counting begin !!

I think you are probably right. Firebird, Smoky, Isida and Twins have really turned into killers since the rebalance. Thunder is still the King right now, but things change.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOWYrinchow

The_Killah I be the Flower Man !! I slap you with my hand. You will never withstand the Flower Man. I will stand over you like a tower. I will slap you with my flower. I be the Flower Man !! I think you must wear pink. I can smell your stink. Go wash your Coochie in the sink. I be the Flower Man !! When is the last time your parents and your friends, if you have any, have called you a Poorly Educated Big Bag of Wind ? Now get out. You are disgusting and BORING. Apologies to B.B. King

Hmmmm ... maybe.

I thought all dogs could read ? I have an Einstein Dog !! This is wonderful. I can make some money with my dog and buy some crystals. I hope he doesn't start HURLING CHUNKS when he appears on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

" I think tanki should put the hp (health points) on a hull back to what they used to be and the damage dealt by a gun back to what it used to be " That is the longest topic title I have ever seen !! It was bigger than Godzilla !! Unfortunately, it upset my dog. Now I have to mop the floor. Thanks for nothing.

I wish had bought Hunter instead of Hornet and Jade instead of Clay.

Clay and Picasso are the only Paints I have right now. I didn't think Clay was a good choice after using it; but I am seeing more and more Ricos in the battles. It will come in handy if Ricos make a big comeback. I am sticking with Picasso right now. I have the Hornet. I bought it, Mammoth, Thunder, and Freeze after the rebalance. I had problems with aiming the Thunder after the change. The speed reduction kind of threw off my timing. Like I ever had any aiming skills ! I didn't really miss the speed, but the stability just went bad for me when they changed the physics of it. I think it is very unstable, especially with the Thunder. A lot of people are using the Thunder/Hornet combo and they are always really good with it. It's still very dangerous. I have the same problem everyone else has after the rebalance. I'm FLAT BROKE !!! If I ever upgrade again I think it will be Dictator/Rail. I see a lot of the Russians using them. They know stuff !! I will wait until Koolwalky updates his FAQs before I try to upgrade anything else ... if I can afford it. His information is always very reliable. I sure do miss my old Viking !!

This was a very good battle. It had a mixture of everything with the exception of Shafts. The Shafts were in and out of the battle. They were never really effective. Our team had two Isidas and they were very effective healing and making kills. The Best Paint is PICASSO. The best turret is ANYTHING. All of them appeared to be useful and effective. The best hull is ANYTHING. All of them appeared to be useful and effective. My EXPERT OPINIONS are, as always, FREE.

I don't get Double Crystal Cards often. I usually get supplies or crystals. I never complain about Tanki or how they operate or any changes they want to make to the game. I always support anything they do 100 percent. In other words ... I AM A BIG BUTT KISSER !! If you want the GOODIES you have to kiss some butt. Now pucker up and start kissing !!

Kungur - No Supplies Battle - Server 2 or 4 - Random times of the day. Join us anytime ... BEDslayer. I use to beat my 7 year old son grandson all the time. He was an easy target. I bought him a train set last year. He doesn't play much anymore. He really loves trains.

Prepare to start yet another COMPLAINTS TOPIC on this too !! The HURT EGO CROWD will be out in force. I'm not here for my ego. I am here for the fun. As far as I am concerned the D/L info is just wasted space on my battle screen and user's page. It could be devoted to more useful info like friends online, current number of kills (remove it from the main screen), another useful button, etc. I hope they do change the scoring system to something similar to the old system. 10 points for everyone, regardless of rank, was not my favorite. I made a lot of points knocking off higher ranks when I first started the game. It was a challenge and very profitable at times.

OK. You have said good-bye. Now get out and make room for people that want to play. Here's your Kleenex.

Tank Testing Tool 2.0 Beta Does anyone have any "working" 3ds, lightmap, and detail files for it ? The old ones will overlay, but the results are obvious to anyone that has seen it. I have all the Wasp hulls and all of the turrets. The turret files switch out nicely. I am not really concerned with the maps. Does anyone have the config and dll files that will bypass the exe file and make it useable with the old HTML file ? My decompiler results are no help and useless. If you are reading and understanding this post drop me a line. Let's talk !! I did not post this in the TTT topic. It's dead since the cheese left it. I know the program is copyrighted by Soiko, but I am going to use it for personal use . Thanks.

"How will the Rebalance affect Clans" Why do you people keep making these clam topics ? Clams don't play Tankionline. They live in the water. They don't have eyes. They don't have money. There is no way they could buy a computer, let alone use it. Clams don't have fingers !!! An octopus could play Tanki. They have eyes, eight tentacles, and a large brain. A squid could probably play too, but they aren't really that smart. These clam topics are just silly. Please stop it.

Nice troll !!! Using mankind's natural curiosity instinct to lure them into a trap. "I wonder who that person is and what are they doing in the Forum ?". Just the topic title is enough to bring them in and TROLL 'EM. FREE CRYSTALS and WHO WANTS MY TANKI ACCOUNT topics just don't work anymore. Were you in RETAIL SALES ?

What is wrong with you, Pyrasite ?? Join a Clam !! "Just put your clam here:". No ... it's my clam and you can't have it. You don't know what a clam looks like Pyrasite ? It looks like a big ball of snot encased between two dirty looking cookies. You need to move to the front of the class and stop passing notes. In the future please remember ... Clams Are People Too.

Thank you.

He's a troll. He stated that he doesn't see a lot of snow in Redneck Central, South Carolina in a previous posting. He then tells everyone how much he likes the ramps at Lake Tahoe. I know he didn't mean water skiing ramps. Trolls don't swim and Charlie don't surf !!

Jokjinari I expect you to bump this topic at least once a day for the next 3 months. I didn't create this video to have it dumped back on Page 2. Thank you and have a nice day.

Don't Eat The Yellow Snow !! Update: I just read one of your post in another topic. Go ahead and get yourself a big bowl full of it. It's low in calories.

I appreciate your help, Cheap_Plastic_Troll. You might want to tone it down a bit. The Mods tend to dislike people that overdo it. I found the boundaries. You have to do the same or you will get BANNED by them and banned often. Thank you and have a nice day.