no. uhm... never?? ok I can't read beyond this

wrong answer, try again later

oh nice, so the ducks are back and just one fool has a lot of days

you know what, I probably will. but I'll levy a fee for each listen.

Hola Here's the original song: Chills. Literal chills. And now I present to you... drumroll please *ba dum tsss*... the parody! You are so boring. You got me snoring. Believe when I say: I want to sleep today! But I have no choice When I hear your voice, And I say: I want you shut away! (Don't) Tell me why Ain’t nothin’ but a headache (Don't) Tell me why Ain’t nothin' but just half-baked I never wanna hear you speak… Please let me sleep, you freak! Am I a pyre To set afire But I don’t want to burn… I want to sleep today! (Don't) Tell me why Ain’t nothin’ but a headache (Don't) Tell me why Ain’t nothin' but just half-baked I never wanna hear you talk… I wish you were a rock Now I can feel my brain falling apart From the words that exit your mouth, yeah No matter our friendship, I want you to know That deep down inside of me There is a fire That burns with ire You are (so bad, so sad, so mad) Don’t wanna hear you speak Ain’t nothin’ but a headache Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake I never wanna hear you, ‘kay? I want it that way.

and hence the correct pronunciation is "ka-is-def" (or "kai" for short) and not "case-dff-whatevs" as he claims ?

wth man bai i dont wanna see your mario face ever again (i don't need to wish you the best, you and chinu1 are already doing great irl afaik... you'll soar high! im not sure what to feel about this sudden departure, it's defo sad and yet not as bad as one might think, y'know? but I can only imagine how much it means to you both, especially to you cuz I've had the best time working with and getting to know an admin like you ?)

what is this, where is it from?

is this the new "gold rain"? so do we now yell "grenade party" and launch a bunch of grenades just cuz we can? honestly, sounds super fun

to be honest if that ever happens, i would play tanki non-stop 24/7 irrespective of how bad and clumsy the gameplay gets. the only drawback is that my grandma would resent me for not being able to watch her favorite chef gordon ramsay swear at noobs in hell's kitchen.

what is are am nintendo switch?

if this is truly the case, I completely understand your point, makes sense however, I read an interesting conversation on discord a few hours ago, and it seems more likely that you'll get to reserve your existing tanki nickname alone, not a new nickname. so if you own a fancy/original nickname in the actual game, you can reserve it in tanki classic by (probably) linking your main account to your TC account but it would be super annoying if you could simply buy a nickname of your choice

if I publish my link on the internet, will it guarantee that I'll get my very first friend?????

a b c d e... what's next?

i disagree with your disagreement

@Jeers4U i think now i can shoot everyone by pointing in the opposite direction thx to this update!!! ?

i like to point in the completely opposite direction cuz it's funny

is this an easter a christmas egg?? what did santa do to ghost???? WE WANT TO KNOW!

i read this as "why i want to break tanki" and i was like, "bro tanki is already broken" ?

crusader is a flawed design? are you sure? bro it's not a design, it's an abomination. crusader is a flaw. ?

how dare you opex-rah how absolutely dare you i come to this forum every day not to be serious but to troll with the utmost dedication and effort. you think we're here taking things too seriously??? no sir we are here to post ironically, argue passionately over trivial matters, and create entire essay-long debates over pixelated tanks with full knowledge that none of this actually matters!!! but does that mean we will stop? no absolutely not! in fact i would argue that the true art of unseriousness requires a level of commitment so deep that it may look serious to the untrained eye, but let me assure you every post every rant every heated exchange over balance changes is done with the purest intent of unseriousness! how dare you insinuate that we are just here to be serious when in reality we are here to be unserious in the most serious way possible! take that back RIGHT NOW!

pretty sure you anticipated abuse and pre-nerfed the rewards, stonks move

he has led Armchairs of Parkour to great heights, I completely agree ???

Hello!!!!

as a pseudo-arab myself, I agree with this idea