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Venerable

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  1. he is, but i sense a critical lack of tact and finesse no, i barely play the game, the game almost never loads/runs for me, and i nearly always quit battles that i dont enjoy plus my inner troll is slowly but steadily emerging from its confines, so you will most prolly spot me trashtalking in the battle chat (if you ever find me) frankly, i couldn't care less - and who said im happy to be in the game? since 2020 i've stuck around mainly cuz of the forum lol, the game used to be fun when i didn't understand its mechanics and could enter the die->respawn cycle without frustration it's got plenty of flaws, and i've expressed my displeasure/concerns before, but i haven't gone so far as to use crude language or just be downright toxic. now i just don't care enough to sit down and make a comprehensive, cohesive post. it's that simple. oh trust me, i'm glad too :kekw:
  2. hey there! have you considered deleting all your tanki accounts and living life peacefully, for a change? idk if it'll help you, but it'll definitely help this forum! ?
  3. i fully support electronic sports ? may i pls know why you call it "major" rankings? i am a legend and i find that rank ("major") quite offensive.
  4. Venerable

    Let's Discuss Magnum!

    uhm akshually i have a proven track record of missing 100% of the time with magnum in at least 3 battles, so beat that oh, there's this hidden combination of keys that no one really knows: P+Enter it's magic, really, cuz your tank gets teleported to this very safe and sound garage (altho that garage's door is a bit too wide open) and you can enter another massacre again by clicking on another magic button!
  5. Venerable

    Assemble a Tank 2024

    Beware guys, the Avengers do not like your assembled tanks...
  6. Venerable

    Grenades

    i do not think about it at all ??
  7. i'd like to sign up to be a bot, where's the recruitment form?
  8. Venerable

    Grenades

    hi i'd like to throw a grenade in your grenade warehouse
  9. so... crystals, tankoins, shards(?), anything else I might have missed, and now rubies. I want toilet paper instead! 3 ply!!!
  10. bots for generals? yay, finally some representation for my kind!
  11. Venerable

    Compensation Weekend

    you'll get 390 Tankoins if you complete it but don't claim it (based on a reply by tech support; for more info, visit the #support channel in the official Tanki Online EN Discord server, discord.gg/tankionline)
  12. why dont you try asking just once, but do it properly for a change ?
  13. would be funny if the devs did an oopsie and deleted his account's data
  14. Venerable

    Compensation Weekend

    hey that's a P2W mission!!!!11!
  15. Venerable

    do you wanna build a snowman?

    do *i* wanna build a snowman? no, you wanna build a snowman. do i *wanna* build a snowman? no, i can build a snowman. do i wanna *build* a snowman? no, i wanna eat a snowman. do i wanna build *a* snowman? no, i wanna build two snowmen. do i wanna build a *snowman*? no, i wanna build a snowpuppy.
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    The Beginning - Introduction

    I'd love to brainstorm plot ideas with you. Let's make this work! Don't give up on writing!
  17. what does this even mean - someone pls explain
  18. Venerable

    CyberTank 2024

    how many units of energy are needed to reach each checkpoint?
  19. for asl: imo they should remove spawn protection for attackers, and distribute the spawn locations for defenders equally across the map. they'll have to destroy attackers earlier, in transit, and the gameplay will become more active because every single tank (even defenders) will have to travel some distance to complete the game mode's objectives. thoughts?
  20. Venerable

    a few words

    no missions are poorly designed imo, at least from an average player's pov. the worst mission of them all is the "be in the winning team" or whatevs. it's akin to opening containers — where winning a battle is a pretty rare thing. i have a nearly maxed out garage save a few protection modules and drones, but i still get spawn killed and fail to convert losses into draws, at least, when the matchmaking system puts me in a losing team after looking at my gear score. yes, i lack skills, but my tank should be allowed to move a few meters at least before getting absolutely bombarded from all directions. idk, maybe ping plays an important role too. but no, these missions are not reasonable for players with a bad garage imho, cuz even a good garage cannot save you sometimes. some battles are so bad that only the trophy missions register a nanopixel of progress. i used to enjoy mindlessly shooting tanks, but now you require too much effort and knowledge to make sense of what's going on and plan accordingly. there are far too many elements of chance even though everything is more accessible (and slightly more easily obtainable) now, as compared to the flash days.
  21. Oh also, there's this bug: if you accidentally scroll up while going through the Showcase, it immediately scrolls to the top, and you gotta scroll all the way down through the special offers to get back to the Showcase. @NBIHFADH, are you referring to this bug, perhaps?
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    My Developer Story

    Wow, Sabry. This is beautiful. I've said it before and I'll say it again: you are a very talented programmer (I guess it's safe to call you a Full Stack Web Developer now, eh?)! Your English has also improved so much! I remember the days when we were Reporters. Dynasty and you ruled the French Newspaper (I don't know what Regency and Angieclown did LOL), and you still had the passion for writing in English. Keep it up, man. I wish you the very best for your future projects and learning experiences!
  23. Venerable

    Tanki Online turns 15!

    Yeah i5 might be outdated now, but I still have 11th gen. My GPU is on some random Nvidia graphics card that came with the laptop, idek if my browser uses it. It's probably a terrible graphics card anyway. My PING is consistently above 100, and it is not a problem on my end. It's probably not a problem on Tanki's end either. It's just unfortunate cuz idk how terrible the routing is in between their servers and my machine. My FPS is pretty much 60 throughout, but I have noticed laggy motion on my screen — now this is most probably a hardware issue (my laptop is almost 2 years old now, idk if that's bad). I don't know what happens and why. Maybe one day I'll have enough interest to actually search for an answer.
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