what is this, where is it from?

is this the new "gold rain"? so do we now yell "grenade party" and launch a bunch of grenades just cuz we can? honestly, sounds super fun

to be honest if that ever happens, i would play tanki non-stop 24/7 irrespective of how bad and clumsy the gameplay gets. the only drawback is that my grandma would resent me for not being able to watch her favorite chef gordon ramsay swear at noobs in hell's kitchen.

what is are am nintendo switch?

if this is truly the case, I completely understand your point, makes sense however, I read an interesting conversation on discord a few hours ago, and it seems more likely that you'll get to reserve your existing tanki nickname alone, not a new nickname. so if you own a fancy/original nickname in the actual game, you can reserve it in tanki classic by (probably) linking your main account to your TC account but it would be super annoying if you could simply buy a nickname of your choice

if I publish my link on the internet, will it guarantee that I'll get my very first friend?????

a b c d e... what's next?

i disagree with your disagreement

@Jeers4U i think now i can shoot everyone by pointing in the opposite direction thx to this update!!! ?

i like to point in the completely opposite direction cuz it's funny

is this an easter a christmas egg?? what did santa do to ghost???? WE WANT TO KNOW!

i read this as "why i want to break tanki" and i was like, "bro tanki is already broken" ?

crusader is a flawed design? are you sure? bro it's not a design, it's an abomination. crusader is a flaw. ?

how dare you opex-rah how absolutely dare you i come to this forum every day not to be serious but to troll with the utmost dedication and effort. you think we're here taking things too seriously??? no sir we are here to post ironically, argue passionately over trivial matters, and create entire essay-long debates over pixelated tanks with full knowledge that none of this actually matters!!! but does that mean we will stop? no absolutely not! in fact i would argue that the true art of unseriousness requires a level of commitment so deep that it may look serious to the untrained eye, but let me assure you every post every rant every heated exchange over balance changes is done with the purest intent of unseriousness! how dare you insinuate that we are just here to be serious when in reality we are here to be unserious in the most serious way possible! take that back RIGHT NOW!

pretty sure you anticipated abuse and pre-nerfed the rewards, stonks move

he has led Armchairs of Parkour to great heights, I completely agree ???

Hello!!!!

as a pseudo-arab myself, I agree with this idea

a massive "meh" to all participants!

You can upload it to Vimeo or YouTube (keep it "unlisted" so that anyone with the link can view it) and share the link. Write an email to help@tankionline.com regarding this matchmaking issue and your refund request. Do note that your account will be permanently blocked after the refund.

i bet you didn't anticipate this question: how often do you think about the roman empire? now that you've retired, do you think you could dedicate more time to thinking about the roman empire?

not even one line dedicated to me? 4/7 post ?

wholesome chatting context: Oud was using some annoying striker augment with booster, and i was getting destroyed consistently. so i typed "this oud dude deserves to be kicked for existing" out of frustration, managed to destroy him a few moments later, and this is what followed!

i haven't played tanki since 2024. what's new? (happy new year, sad old year!)

hi so i read this amazing joke on instagram and id like to share it with everyone. my new year resolution is 1080p (full hd). what's yours? low resolution to maximize performance? high graphics to flex money? like, share, and comment!!!