when the fun runs before your corn pops... ?

conargulshan @NikmanGT for a successful coup!

I don understand... how are you guys able to complete contracts so fast? even for the previous event, completing a contract didn't give you much, so I'm completely flabbergasted and bamboozled and perplexed and vexed!

funny, I don't remember posting this ^ (no, forumods, I haven't been hacked) I came here wanting to post some long overdue snowman appreciation and then I saw this... lmao

he does exist and yes both accounts belong to the same person, but you can still be crazy! ?

I'm curious tho, how do other discussion platforms regulate/moderate inappropriate profiles?

agreed but then I don't see why anyone's expecting so much if the cost of participation is basically nothing do you want good events for a high price? cuz you won't get anything good for a low (or no) price /shrug

do not shwax again just pay that 1 tankoin and legit forget about the event lol, play normally and have as much fun as possible, maybe you'll end up with some decent extra rewards

not really sure what you're trying to convey here, or even why you're pursuing this line of thought — to me, there's a pretty big difference between meaning what you say, and just being silly. when i troll, i don't expect anyone to take me seriously. it's quite temporary and spontaneous, cuz of the very nature of battle chats. it's not a forum post that persists. cuz as i said before, more often than not, his posts have value — even though one needs to read thru a lot of... uhm... stuff do i need to admit this explicitly? ive criticized the game before and will probably do so in the future if i care enough — i care more about the forum than the game at this point. i can almost never load into a battle, and i login out of habit. i must say, this post of yours is much calmer and easier to read/comprehend. thx.

what if i like it? will you add it to the game pls admin?/??? ?

agreed but go do it in front of a therapist or any similar private and safe environment are you saying there's no difference between harmless trolling and inherently toxic ranting? if i try to write in almost the same way in which flip does, here's how my responses would look: "you're WRONG. there are INFINITELY better ways to express one's concerns/complaints. you-" nah i can't do it. oh that's completely fine, and encouraged - but maybe stop bubbling with bitterness before posting? aight im done lmao

yes no

well-crafted feedback has been heeded in the past and will continue to be heeded in the future I could counter that toxicity and insults (or any sort of hostility) don't have an effect on tanki either lol yes, I'm literally shaking and crying in a corner rn ? in absolutely no way lmao I'm not trashtalking in the battle chat to give feedback. I'm not posting in a place where my posts will be read by others later. I'm not posting to be taken seriously. I'm trashtalking to troll, to be silly, to have fun, to maybe even annoy an enemy tanker or two I did? wow, I'll take that as a compliment! (no seriously, my recent posts are far from comprehensive and cohesive — if you're talking about quoting specific parts of your post, that just takes one second) i know flipstiks and all of his other alt accounts, I've read enough to know the way he(?) posts. He usually has valid points hidden beneath all the... uhm... nasty stuff, and I have even said this to him before (that I value his opinion). Nevertheless, there's a line no one should ideally cross, but ultimately it's a free choice ? or maybe it's just me being lazy and selective if I'm in the mood to write a textwall, trust me you'll get a textwall with all the tact and finesse in the whole wide world ? if I feel it's not worth it to complain about a feature/update, i simply won't.

he is, but i sense a critical lack of tact and finesse no, i barely play the game, the game almost never loads/runs for me, and i nearly always quit battles that i dont enjoy plus my inner troll is slowly but steadily emerging from its confines, so you will most prolly spot me trashtalking in the battle chat (if you ever find me) frankly, i couldn't care less - and who said im happy to be in the game? since 2020 i've stuck around mainly cuz of the forum lol, the game used to be fun when i didn't understand its mechanics and could enter the die->respawn cycle without frustration it's got plenty of flaws, and i've expressed my displeasure/concerns before, but i haven't gone so far as to use crude language or just be downright toxic. now i just don't care enough to sit down and make a comprehensive, cohesive post. it's that simple. oh trust me, i'm glad too :kekw:

hey there! have you considered deleting all your tanki accounts and living life peacefully, for a change? idk if it'll help you, but it'll definitely help this forum! ?

i fully support electronic sports ? may i pls know why you call it "major" rankings? i am a legend and i find that rank ("major") quite offensive.

uhm akshually i have a proven track record of missing 100% of the time with magnum in at least 3 battles, so beat that oh, there's this hidden combination of keys that no one really knows: P+Enter it's magic, really, cuz your tank gets teleported to this very safe and sound garage (altho that garage's door is a bit too wide open) and you can enter another massacre again by clicking on another magic button!

Beware guys, the Avengers do not like your assembled tanks...

i do not think about it at all ??

i'd like to sign up to be a bot, where's the recruitment form?

hi i'd like to throw a grenade in your grenade warehouse

so... crystals, tankoins, shards(?), anything else I might have missed, and now rubies. I want toilet paper instead! 3 ply!!!

bots for generals? yay, finally some representation for my kind!

you'll get 390 Tankoins if you complete it but don't claim it (based on a reply by tech support; for more info, visit the #support channel in the official Tanki Online EN Discord server, discord.gg/tankionline)