muahahahahaha! and every second i spend in this forum brings me joy! unlike a certain grind that I shall not mention ? hazel literally said in one of his Q&A streams that Phoenix is just a FLEX. I guess you're flexing that you have no life. He literally said something along these lines "Phoenix was created so when players see you in battle they go 'WOW THIS GUY DID IT!' thats why we made the special icon that stands out in the TAB leaderboard". So he sees Phoenix as just a flex item. Kinda like Tankoin Paint I guess. And you're not being punished for your "grind" if you want your clown badge you got your clown badge! sorry Phoenix. what do you want? Oh devs had a different vision from you? Well its their game you're playing lol. Speak up against unfairness? What unfairness? If you actually did your research you would've known long ago that Phoenix being "OP" is an anomaly and that most turret phoenixes are useless. Not to add the Hazel's comment about Phoenix being just a flex item. and if thats not enough look at HOW USELESS PHOENIX HULLS ARE. Oh and thank you for worrying about my hobbies. They actually bring me extra income! And I have time to flame random 10 year olds on this forum too! Living my dream life while you here trying to defend someone who did not bother to do any research before doing something stupid.

Well its his fault and his fault only. Devs did not publish anything about Phoenix besides "yo Chat Phoenix! its cool go grind or something bye". If im commiting to a whopping 800+ HOUR GRIND (less than that is way too unrealistic.) in a VIDEO GAME OF ALL THINGS I will think of all possibilities. Like how is this going to effect my outside life? Is it going to take too much time from my other hobies etc. etc. Also im getting research and squeeze as much info as I can. If I did that by watching Youtube Videos of Hazel testing Phoenixes (not that hard to find) I'll quickly discover that they're not a "end the game" button. Some of them seem to have literally nothing noticable and some of them are clearly overpowered. I did not see Gauss Phoenix so I know I have a 50/50 of it being BROKEN BROKEN and being no different from the default turret. And so on you get it. its like when I open containers and get nothing good. I'm mad obviously but I know I have nothing to blame but my luck. Before opening them I know that I may get everything I want in 15 containers or maybe i'll open 200 and get nothing useable. You do not just wake up and decide to play a game 10 hours a day for months for a "secret" item. You do as much research as you can and think of possibilities. If you don't do that then well..? Think what u r doing next time ?

Grinding for Phoenix means you have crippling addiction. Phoenix being underpowered can serve as a bucket of cold water on your face so you can finally stop being a zombie and touch green thing called Grass. Pretty nice of Hazel to do that tbh. Look at him caring about his playerbase edit: is this a joke or not its for you to decide

Exactly 60 Containers.

Let's relax with the reward pool here ? ? I may be forced to buy the 300k x1 legendary key bundle after this! ? ?

pretty mid event ig. the container exotics being just skins is just meh even for me as a collector. Can't wait to get my 1 epic key as a gift for playing since 2012 even though the account im on is 2.5 years old. or 3.5. idk. mark my words it's going to be 1 epic key per year or month since account's creation lol. come back from the La La Land brotha

to make flying monkey balanced you need to first take of it's obviously unfair advantages that apply to all of these ape types. 1. Sliding or 'strafe'. its the biggest advantage of the monkey due to it's position when strafing these disgusting ""tanks"" are factually and you literally cannot disagree here no matter how much you 'magnum ride' (IYKYK) these things, are at least 2 times harder to hit compared to an actual Tank in the same position. Good luck hitting these rust buckets on a big map and may the lord be with you if you're playing on a laptop or a small display and it's the ho***r you're trying to hit. They already ALMOST fixed it by killing their acceleration and making it slow as hell which makes them actually being possible to hit even ignoring the position of them already giving you a disadvantage. But they secretly reverted this change for some unknown to lord reason. 2. It's no clipping everything. now i'd say this is a server issue but the amount of times you no clip through someone using a Tank compared to using a monkey is just WAY TOO HIGH for it to be just a funny coincidence. You know there is 0 reason for the "dead corpse staying in battles for an hour" update if flying rust buckets can just easily no clip through it like nothing happened. In the new test server at least from the ~10 battles I played the monkey is not no clipping through everything anymore. Like I said earlier i'd blame it on their servers but if you no clip through a dead tank using a Tank 1/10 times but then you no clip through dead tank like 8/10 times using the monkey. after these nerfs it should be on par with actual Tanks. if not then nerf the next most overpowered "feature" that it has.

i mean this is absolutely amazing value for what u r getting lol. Brah you can skip this event but im spending my 700 Hazelcoins and getting an exotic of my choice instead of spending 700k hazelcoins on containers to get Stun Magnum as my exotic. even compared to other games the OPness of stuff compared to the price you pay is very good.

so it looks like the site doesn't work? Lol who saw that one coming. Close your eyes and pick one of the two. You're not missing anything by picking Shotgun or Hyperspeed. If you like camping and playing in melee you can't miss if these are the choices you're going for.

LMAOOOO no. Phoenix is MILES and i mean MILES above hydra and faust. Phoenix Striker is still head and shoulders above any Striker augment. If you disagree you're flat out wrong. oh no it went from unkillable cheat code to just ultra overpowered augment. these nerfs truly made Phoenix Isida dead. ? I call Phoenix a "Clown Badge" because of no lifing involved in getting it but saying Phoenix is even close to any other augments is just WRONG. You DID NOT ENCOUNTER phoenixes i can tell you that lol

when i buy something i don't like i either give it back or sell and if it was really bad i'll give it a 1*. whoop whoop end of the day i move on to other thing. i don't buy something i dont like and then keep it till the end of time and do nothing but cry and complain like players in this game. no wonder people think they're playing with bots because i'm starting to think the same. and you instead of doing that just go and complain 24/7 about how trash the purchase that the person did is and how they got scammed. we get it you cannot live without saying tanki's a scam but you don't have to constantly spam it under every topic where at least 1 tankoin worth of stuff is happening... sure or you can just get 5k+ a match on boosted weekend and a safe 1-2k every match normally. for how long i've seen you complain you should be a legend so i made these numbers for legends. lol ok. and how is that? challenges are still the same with weekly container tankoins just being pushed into a mission. the funds are still here. battle passes are not worth it anymore for free players they got replaced by event passes or whatever. you get the same number of tankoins buddy. and all i did was just say that i and many others already told these players that if you don't like the game... then move on... leave... yes because ppl should def want to be interested in what youre saying when you clearly are addicted to tanki because you "stopped playing" for 5 months yet is still here actually 24/7. everytime i randomly check this funny place u r online. this is the highlight of your forum career!

you think i didn't drop this card on people? lol i think it's obvious that tanki most of people are... interesting. and i guess omega snowflakes on top since if you call someones jumble of words as hardcore as "stupid" you'll be banned because i guess a grown man (don't even talk about this Casino Simulator being a kids or teenagers game) will explode after seeing such words.

Can't wait to add random people in my clan then after they buy me slots i just kick them. the idea is very abusable when used against new players that likely will be gullible since they don't know much about the game. even if you only allow this to Supreme-Commander and Commander ranks it still can be easily abused like that since SC can just make a random guy commander and after he buys you slots he'll just kick you.

TW: Dokan Forum Post. Viewer discretion strongly advised. You've been warned. (i guess now i need to put TWs everytime i say something in this game so i won't get banned for existing because that is somehow provocation and insults?) Is it ridiculous now that equipment can be gained through crystals and tankoins? For you maybe for me it is just another monitization strat that I really do not care about since if you think and try to maximize value you get for spending you'll end up with absolutely stacked account while spending couple coffees worth of money here and there while others spend actual thousands. As for f2p there is more saving involved but it's the same thing. If you think before buying and skip this and that but spend on this you'll end up having account that is more than competitive. My friends are F2P and have absolutely no issues destroying everyone and never did because they saved and decided the best way to spend their tankoins. If you're not smart about your purchases then it's not someone trying to scam you but you scamming yourself. Applies to real life too. Also every other game obviously. yet the kid has enough money to spend on a game without feeling any negative effects. so does that means random school kids earn more buck than you. these sentences did not make any sense? well im just talking nonsense just like you here. what "power of Advertising" has to do with spending 400 tankoins to make a forum post? What you gonna hire Paul Heyman to cut a promo that'd convince you to spend 400 tankoins to make a tanki forum post? lol why you raging on another person spending their own money? for all I care he can spend 5000$/day on this game and idc. it's his money and it's none of my business where he spends it. he can thank he can hate who cares? ok then what about mr and ms "i tell everyone that i hate this game 24/7" but i continue earning 100k+ XP a week and playing for the next 50 years. do you know how stupid they look? i'm 99% sure the person meant those people and not forum brainrot. just imagine buying a new phone that you started hating so much that you go and tell everyone "THIS PHONE SUCKS!!!!!" but then instead of changing it or selling or whatever you just continue using that phone until it breaks but you make sure to tell everyone you see that the phone you're using is horrible. it's the same thing here.

wait till he finds out life is Pay to Win

Internet user discovers the way free to play games earn money in 2024 colorized. His reaction is shocking...

there are illegal versions that will probably install a crypto miner as an extra gift. old version of tanki as much as people hate to accept it is EXTREMELY PAY TO WIN and the last thing i'd do is give my credit card info to some goofy shady version of a game.

never talk about something you have no idea about cuz you look very stupid from outside view. this applies everywhere not just tank forum 32,7 mil XP is Legend 156 btw. sure ig do it. it's just RNG at the end of the day. the rates are blasted in your eyes if you open the cont menu. my last 500ish epic container had STUN MAGNUM, Blaster Crusader as only exotics which is very bad for me. but i dont go crying since i know what im getting myself into. what's next gonna buy a lottery ticket and complain that you didnt win a million? yes its worse but what it has to do with crisis nerf and scams you were talking about? I already explained what a scam is and Battle Pass is not a scam even if it gave you 5 mines for 20k tankoins. and you're the one using tesla too. i use shaft and sometimes tesla and shaft its more then competetive in event mode.

both armadillo and crisis are completely top tier even after nerfs or whatever. be a part of this event if you want. this event is the easiest and cheapest way to obtain specific augment you want. Scam means illegal ways of getting money from you and i'm sure tanki's team made sure everything is legal so they can't be sued. scummy way to make cash is what you want to use. and this entire game is made to make money. just like the other games you play. its all about money buddy wake up

So is this event just 1v1 Tanki Chess? 1- this mini-game has nothing to do with containers unless you're willingly want to waste your currency 2- Pretty sure 1000 points gave you 2 hull augments and considering how rare they are 700 tankoins for 2 hull augments OF YOUR CHOICE is a steal 3- cool with me hopefully this makes the number of players odd and make me the odd one so i insta win

Hello, what program are you using to see this information?

hell that thing do

A reminder that Skin cont costs around 300 of Real Life Premium Currency nowadays but in 2015 it was 500k crystals (which would be like 3 million nowadays) and Premium at least for 1 minute (you could get 3 hours from mission). And also 50ish of Real Life Premium Currency to buy a SKIN OF YOUR CHOICE not RNG lootbox. so in 2027 expect a 5000 Hazelcoin bundle for 2 common containers after daily mission reward nerf.

Stupidest sight in tanki of all time. Not just today.