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  1. Hypersomnia

    Build & Fight

    when i buy something i don't like i either give it back or sell and if it was really bad i'll give it a 1*. whoop whoop end of the day i move on to other thing. i don't buy something i dont like and then keep it till the end of time and do nothing but cry and complain like players in this game. no wonder people think they're playing with bots because i'm starting to think the same. and you instead of doing that just go and complain 24/7 about how trash the purchase that the person did is and how they got scammed. we get it you cannot live without saying tanki's a scam but you don't have to constantly spam it under every topic where at least 1 tankoin worth of stuff is happening... sure or you can just get 5k+ a match on boosted weekend and a safe 1-2k every match normally. for how long i've seen you complain you should be a legend so i made these numbers for legends. lol ok. and how is that? challenges are still the same with weekly container tankoins just being pushed into a mission. the funds are still here. battle passes are not worth it anymore for free players they got replaced by event passes or whatever. you get the same number of tankoins buddy. and all i did was just say that i and many others already told these players that if you don't like the game... then move on... leave... yes because ppl should def want to be interested in what youre saying when you clearly are addicted to tanki because you "stopped playing" for 5 months yet is still here actually 24/7. everytime i randomly check this funny place u r online. this is the highlight of your forum career!
  2. Hypersomnia

    Build & Fight

    you think i didn't drop this card on people? lol i think it's obvious that tanki most of people are... interesting. and i guess omega snowflakes on top since if you call someones jumble of words as hardcore as "stupid" you'll be banned because i guess a grown man (don't even talk about this Casino Simulator being a kids or teenagers game) will explode after seeing such words.
  3. Can't wait to add random people in my clan then after they buy me slots i just kick them. the idea is very abusable when used against new players that likely will be gullible since they don't know much about the game. even if you only allow this to Supreme-Commander and Commander ranks it still can be easily abused like that since SC can just make a random guy commander and after he buys you slots he'll just kick you.
  4. Hypersomnia

    Build & Fight

    TW: Dokan Forum Post. Viewer discretion strongly advised. You've been warned. (i guess now i need to put TWs everytime i say something in this game so i won't get banned for existing because that is somehow provocation and insults?) Is it ridiculous now that equipment can be gained through crystals and tankoins? For you maybe for me it is just another monitization strat that I really do not care about since if you think and try to maximize value you get for spending you'll end up with absolutely stacked account while spending couple coffees worth of money here and there while others spend actual thousands. As for f2p there is more saving involved but it's the same thing. If you think before buying and skip this and that but spend on this you'll end up having account that is more than competitive. My friends are F2P and have absolutely no issues destroying everyone and never did because they saved and decided the best way to spend their tankoins. If you're not smart about your purchases then it's not someone trying to scam you but you scamming yourself. Applies to real life too. Also every other game obviously. yet the kid has enough money to spend on a game without feeling any negative effects. so does that means random school kids earn more buck than you. these sentences did not make any sense? well im just talking nonsense just like you here. what "power of Advertising" has to do with spending 400 tankoins to make a forum post? What you gonna hire Paul Heyman to cut a promo that'd convince you to spend 400 tankoins to make a tanki forum post? lol why you raging on another person spending their own money? for all I care he can spend 5000$/day on this game and idc. it's his money and it's none of my business where he spends it. he can thank he can hate who cares? ok then what about mr and ms "i tell everyone that i hate this game 24/7" but i continue earning 100k+ XP a week and playing for the next 50 years. do you know how stupid they look? i'm 99% sure the person meant those people and not forum brainrot. just imagine buying a new phone that you started hating so much that you go and tell everyone "THIS PHONE SUCKS!!!!!" but then instead of changing it or selling or whatever you just continue using that phone until it breaks but you make sure to tell everyone you see that the phone you're using is horrible. it's the same thing here.
  5. Hypersomnia

    Build & Fight

    wait till he finds out life is Pay to Win
  6. Hypersomnia

    Build & Fight

    Internet user discovers the way free to play games earn money in 2024 colorized. His reaction is shocking...
  7. there are illegal versions that will probably install a crypto miner as an extra gift. old version of tanki as much as people hate to accept it is EXTREMELY PAY TO WIN and the last thing i'd do is give my credit card info to some goofy shady version of a game.
  8. Hypersomnia

    Build & Fight

    never talk about something you have no idea about cuz you look very stupid from outside view. this applies everywhere not just tank forum 32,7 mil XP is Legend 156 btw. sure ig do it. it's just RNG at the end of the day. the rates are blasted in your eyes if you open the cont menu. my last 500ish epic container had STUN MAGNUM, Blaster Crusader as only exotics which is very bad for me. but i dont go crying since i know what im getting myself into. what's next gonna buy a lottery ticket and complain that you didnt win a million? yes its worse but what it has to do with crisis nerf and scams you were talking about? I already explained what a scam is and Battle Pass is not a scam even if it gave you 5 mines for 20k tankoins. and you're the one using tesla too. i use shaft and sometimes tesla and shaft its more then competetive in event mode.
  9. Hypersomnia

    Build & Fight

    both armadillo and crisis are completely top tier even after nerfs or whatever. be a part of this event if you want. this event is the easiest and cheapest way to obtain specific augment you want. Scam means illegal ways of getting money from you and i'm sure tanki's team made sure everything is legal so they can't be sued. scummy way to make cash is what you want to use. and this entire game is made to make money. just like the other games you play. its all about money buddy wake up
  10. Hypersomnia

    Build & Fight

    So is this event just 1v1 Tanki Chess? 1- this mini-game has nothing to do with containers unless you're willingly want to waste your currency 2- Pretty sure 1000 points gave you 2 hull augments and considering how rare they are 700 tankoins for 2 hull augments OF YOUR CHOICE is a steal 3- cool with me hopefully this makes the number of players odd and make me the odd one so i insta win
  11. Hello, what program are you using to see this information?
  12. Hypersomnia

    Let's Discuss Shaft!

    hell that thing do
  13. Hypersomnia

    The «Tanks in Space» Mini-game

    A reminder that Skin cont costs around 300 of Real Life Premium Currency nowadays but in 2015 it was 500k crystals (which would be like 3 million nowadays) and Premium at least for 1 minute (you could get 3 hours from mission). And also 50ish of Real Life Premium Currency to buy a SKIN OF YOUR CHOICE not RNG lootbox. so in 2027 expect a 5000 Hazelcoin bundle for 2 common containers after daily mission reward nerf.
  14. Hypersomnia

    The stupidest sight in tanki today

    Stupidest sight in tanki of all time. Not just today.
  15. Hypersomnia

    May holidays 2024

    as long as im free from the "buy me crisis drone" curse im good. it can consume 800 drugs a second for all i care (im maining crisis and using it without looking at my supplies and they don't go down lol. not that im complaining)
  16. Hypersomnia

    May holidays 2024

    my girlfriend got Crisis for free lol thank you for saving me hundreds of bucks. Can live peacefully now
  17. Hypersomnia

    The «Tanks in Space» Mini-game

    Hazel just woke up feeling DANGEROUS today ? 700 HazelCoins for 200 damage? 0 Value? 220 Benzin? Was 500+ Reaching RT Tesla? I don't think so!! ???????
  18. Hypersomnia

    The stupidest sight in tanki today

    Just because we had less OP things to upgrade doesn't mean that buyers back then were weaker than now. Now let's say flying monkey is 5 on OPness scale. OP augments is a 10 on OPness scale. Drones and Prots are a combined 7 on OPness scale. Back then fully drugged noob was a whole 50 on OPness scale. Look I have most of the most OP toys and I can pair flying monkey with OP augments and another nonsense that is considered "meta", "OP" or whatever the hell. Like I said back then a "drugger" could single handedly WHIPE OUT THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM without any effort and cap flags while basically being unkillable. In DM if there was a drugger the best start would be to just avoid him because you had absolutely no chance and his repair cooldown ends before you can even damage him enough to make a difference and back in the day repair did not stop healing after you took damage. Now no matter what I use. Flying Monkey + lifeguard + driver + phoenix + infinite paladin OD + faust + -100% reload I cannot join a battle and basically be unkillable flag capping machine. no flying monkey using paladin OD or hopper jump and capping a flag just because 2/10 people in your team decided to attack it is not what Druggers could do back in the day.
  19. Hypersomnia

    The stupidest sight in tanki today

    don't use acca01 as a measuring stick. The harder battles are there i forgot to mention that my girlfriend (legend 12) also has way way easier MM battles than me. Mine is guaranteed to have half of the map at 9999gs basically with tons of more on top. [edited] back in my day it was every match ends 100000-0 because the losing team instantly quits and we then get a 10v2 battles. Also a single buyer could flat out destroy the entire map with just a couple of drugs. no augment even paired with flying monkey could replicate the level of power buyer had back then. golden words. the cry/xp ratio can be 1000:1 at the end of the day RNG from conts is what will have the most effects. keep this game MMO and not a Japanese Gacha Game because this game is clearly not built for Gacha Game elements and Hazel the Tyrant is too stupid to realise that and instead he'll take everything bad from a random game while ignoring everything that players of that game like. i have more GS than you at WO3 without spending a single penny. also most of WOs are at 3-4k GS so im not some anomaly. if you don't upgrade then it doesn't matter what you use or what GS enemies you get youll get destroyed
  20. Hypersomnia

    The stupidest sight in tanki today

    I smell the odor of noob from a mile away. guess i'll have to do the Smoky + Brutus in MM once again and hope i won't get a month ban because i proved something. Here is our combo that we'll be using today. 100% available for f2p no OP augments no nothing. Here is the map we'll be testing our Toys in. We have clearly a group in the enemy team. the freeze guy was beyond a tryhard too. also a pulsar thunder. useless but if he gets that crit you will not be having fun. oh and 2 lifeguards because why not. Since you like GS numbers so much i'll tell you some info about them. 8/13 players have 9999GS. which is about 60% of the map. Average GS is 9272. Here is our result. (Add info) the noob in first place equipped hopper + shredder and stole like 10 kills from me. my prots saved me from exactly 1 player.
  21. Hypersomnia

    The stupidest sight in tanki today

    MM is not the most balanced. yeah. but what you said is absolutely right. MM is skill based at the end of the day as much as noobs don't want to accept it. I got 1st place using Smoky/Hunter + Brutus at Legend 140+ and my MM battles have like 20% chance of having phoenix noobs in it so you can only imagine how much brainrot im experiencing every time i play. I posted proof but they banned me "flaming" or whatever LMAOOOOO so im pretty sure the screenshots got removed. Also a NEW PLAYER that i took under my wing used Smoky with F2P augment from WO3 all the way up to Legend and i haven't seen him complain one bit and his K/D and performance in MM would make you think he's a seasoned player. MM is balanced if you play smart and outsmart Tyrant known as Hazel. Yup I said it. MM is balanced. Why did I say "MM is not the most balanced" at the strat? Because most of the rank difference and you need to "beat the system" to have balanced MM instead of just brick on your space bar its over chat 5000 kills a battles lets go!!! EDIT: if it's not obvious MM has an algorithm that sorts people into more equal situations. Like i said my MM is what people say MM is but without exaggerating. Just now as an experiment I went into quick battle and got Bridges map with 9/14 players being 9999GS and rest 9k+ GS. My friend (legend 2) also noticed that my MM is way "harder" when we group so it's not just me being unlucky or whatever. If they look more into upgrading the algorithm that sorts people like that I think is the key to "perfect" matchmaking.
  22. Hypersomnia

    The stupidest sight in tanki today

    on a new account i got lvl 20 brutus at WO1. could've done it couple ranks earlier but event mode made it so there is no reason for me to do it. my biggest container drop was 10k crystals once by then and i had crusader and gauss upgraded as much as it allowed me. normal MM at mini-ranks is just old tanki. slow. boring. whoever drugs first wins. then its kinda balanced with random guy that is 50 ranks above everyone though i didn't find them to be an issue actually. MM is trash but if you play smart you'll have no problem.
  23. everyone knows about this im talking about micro upgrades. also the crystal count is glitching on top of that. going from 20k to 27k to 29k to 15k while upgrading so you just have to guess and hope you have enough crystals or you'll waste 500 tankoins on mk1 hull
  24. another L is tankoin upgrades. on new account i noticed that if you don't have enough crystals to upgrade your upgrade button style looks the same as if you had enough. (no red crystals number or something that indicates you don't have enough crystals) instead you get a pop up with small letters saying that you'll spend tankoins for the upgrade which can be easily skipped by accident if the player was upgrading a lot of steps at once. L tanki for that
  25. Hypersomnia

    Coming back a decade later. What did I miss?

    as other people pointed out above just leave lol the balance is horrible. you'll be oneshotted by near everything. you think OP items will help? well yeah youll oneshot others too but still get oneshotted anyway
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