Guess time for the Boogeyman to show up in this thread and scare the children away! So from 2 sentences or something that i've read (im not reading all that lmao) it's just typical old tanki vs new tanki? Here is the factual truth and if you noobs with Pink Nostalgia Glasses don't like it then it's only your fault. Old Tanki was actual leagues more P2W. Not even close. Period. If you disagree you're flat out WRONG. Current Tanki transitioned into a Gacha Game (almost all games nowadays copy Japanese Gacha Game strat now) which means it doesn't matter how much you spend it all comes down to luck. Johhny the F2P can get his double Exotic drop while P2P Maf gets x2 500k crystals as his double guaranteed Exotics after using up 600 epic keys. Powercreep is also implemented even though it's artificial. Instead of new augments flat out being better in every way than previous ones, old ones get nerfed instead while the heavy exotics stay on the same level of OPness. Trust me you'd rather have nerfs/buffs than actual powercreep lol also this strat kills the possibility of a Power Spike (game resseting powercreep) unless Hazel decides to introduce a new OP Exotic and nerf literally EVERYTHING to the ground. You still can compete with a F2P account no problem. You need skill and you won't get skilled if you do nothing but cry. I have full garage almost every augment but I can equip Smoky/Hunter + Brutus and get TOP 3 constantly. Even have screenshots tho every time I post them here I get banned for "Provocation" lol. How can you explain that? Is my Brutus secretly buffed to hell because I'm P2P? No. My F2P friends also had no issues reaching Legend after following my advice (their first time reaching legend). So how's that possible? Aren't they suppose to be canon meat?

Pretty sure this bug is intentional. Just like showcase temp offers being placed AFTER the celebration/event bundles. They keep pushing the shiny bundles into your face so you buy them instead of your usual 5 speed boost for 20 crystals

well then why i have no problems? My friends who have juggernautic PCs and average couple year old gaming laptops none of them have any problems with festive mode. as long as you get experience good enough for you it's fine. your laptop can be 20 years old. change it whenever you feel like you need to upgrade and games/stuff you do is getting too slow etc. even tho like i said i5s are as much of a joke as Hazel's Patch Note updates, I wouldn't buy a new laptop just because I lag in this single festive mode and it's fine for me everywhere else. worst case scenario you lost 1 epic key (175 double armour). Not a big deal.

Carnage mode is the most fun mode this game has. Maybe BO-NK Rugby or The Claw event. I like my festive modes being Chaos Dump. Oh and... NSFW warning for Carnage mode haters... Probably because servers are able to take it. But your gaming machine can not lol. Annoying kill steal fest. Steal as many kills ASAP to win. And if u join late (very likely) you can't win no matter how good u are unless we talking about very unrealistic situations. And doesn't that kinda defeat the whole point of ARMS RACE..? i5s are CPUs (Clown Processing Units). All i did was have problems with i5 laptops. Would NOT RECOMMEND i5s to my worst enemy. i7/i9 is the way. My laptop is Ryzen 7. RTX 3060. 16GB RAM. pretty average laptop since I don't really care. I do most of my "intense" gaming on a Phone ( iPhone 15 Pro Max. Absolute BEAST running whole console games with no lag!). I'd recommend you get a i7 or i9 laptop and sell the current one. You can easily find these with afforable price without going into 4 digit teritorry.

It is with the utmost honor and privilege that I have been able to assist in illuminating your understanding. May our paths cross again in the tapestry of destiny, until that resplendent moment arrives, fare thee well. Noble sir Kimura also known as DokanPerfect

Use E/Q buttons to navigate through mission tabs so you don't need to backout/scroll. Then press Enter to claim all the completed missions of that tab. Will take you 5 seconds max. Dearest and Most Esteemed Mr. Maf, Guardian of our Cherished Realm of Tanki Online, Pray allow me to address you with the utmost reverence and courtesy befitting your noble station. As our dearly revered and illustrious player, the venerable Master_Blaster, hath eloquently conveyed, they are indeed engaging in the utilization of multiple accounts. I must tread delicately here, lest I inadvertently misgender this paragon of our community. The esteemed Master_Blaster, in their sagacious endeavors, partakes in a multiplicity of accounts, thereby claiming a plethora of missions. It is with a heavy heart and a discerning eye that I must inform you, these endeavors culminate in an aggregated temporal expenditure of approximately five minutes. Moreover, as previously elucidated, Master_Blaster’s approach is not optimized for efficiency. Their computing apparatus, a marvel of modern engineering, operates our beloved Tanki Online with nary a hint of lag, thus enabling them to undertake these missions with a commendable degree of alacrity and grace. Mr. Maf, it is my sincerest wish that you receive this missive in the spirit of camaraderie and respect with which it is tendered. May your day be adorned with the splendor and dignity that your esteemed position warrants.

a single Booster is 10 Eurpian Unions???? A joke. I can buy around 5300 Coins for 10 Europian Unions lol. Unless it reaches 29th tier nobody with functioning brain should be buying a booster. Oh if you don't care about skins then don't even think of buying a Booster.

muahahahahaha! and every second i spend in this forum brings me joy! unlike a certain grind that I shall not mention ? hazel literally said in one of his Q&A streams that Phoenix is just a FLEX. I guess you're flexing that you have no life. He literally said something along these lines "Phoenix was created so when players see you in battle they go 'WOW THIS GUY DID IT!' thats why we made the special icon that stands out in the TAB leaderboard". So he sees Phoenix as just a flex item. Kinda like Tankoin Paint I guess. And you're not being punished for your "grind" if you want your clown badge you got your clown badge! sorry Phoenix. what do you want? Oh devs had a different vision from you? Well its their game you're playing lol. Speak up against unfairness? What unfairness? If you actually did your research you would've known long ago that Phoenix being "OP" is an anomaly and that most turret phoenixes are useless. Not to add the Hazel's comment about Phoenix being just a flex item. and if thats not enough look at HOW USELESS PHOENIX HULLS ARE. Oh and thank you for worrying about my hobbies. They actually bring me extra income! And I have time to flame random 10 year olds on this forum too! Living my dream life while you here trying to defend someone who did not bother to do any research before doing something stupid.

Well its his fault and his fault only. Devs did not publish anything about Phoenix besides "yo Chat Phoenix! its cool go grind or something bye". If im commiting to a whopping 800+ HOUR GRIND (less than that is way too unrealistic.) in a VIDEO GAME OF ALL THINGS I will think of all possibilities. Like how is this going to effect my outside life? Is it going to take too much time from my other hobies etc. etc. Also im getting research and squeeze as much info as I can. If I did that by watching Youtube Videos of Hazel testing Phoenixes (not that hard to find) I'll quickly discover that they're not a "end the game" button. Some of them seem to have literally nothing noticable and some of them are clearly overpowered. I did not see Gauss Phoenix so I know I have a 50/50 of it being BROKEN BROKEN and being no different from the default turret. And so on you get it. its like when I open containers and get nothing good. I'm mad obviously but I know I have nothing to blame but my luck. Before opening them I know that I may get everything I want in 15 containers or maybe i'll open 200 and get nothing useable. You do not just wake up and decide to play a game 10 hours a day for months for a "secret" item. You do as much research as you can and think of possibilities. If you don't do that then well..? Think what u r doing next time ?

Grinding for Phoenix means you have crippling addiction. Phoenix being underpowered can serve as a bucket of cold water on your face so you can finally stop being a zombie and touch green thing called Grass. Pretty nice of Hazel to do that tbh. Look at him caring about his playerbase edit: is this a joke or not its for you to decide

Exactly 60 Containers.

Let's relax with the reward pool here ? ? I may be forced to buy the 300k x1 legendary key bundle after this! ? ?

pretty mid event ig. the container exotics being just skins is just meh even for me as a collector. Can't wait to get my 1 epic key as a gift for playing since 2012 even though the account im on is 2.5 years old. or 3.5. idk. mark my words it's going to be 1 epic key per year or month since account's creation lol. come back from the La La Land brotha

to make flying monkey balanced you need to first take of it's obviously unfair advantages that apply to all of these ape types. 1. Sliding or 'strafe'. its the biggest advantage of the monkey due to it's position when strafing these disgusting ""tanks"" are factually and you literally cannot disagree here no matter how much you 'magnum ride' (IYKYK) these things, are at least 2 times harder to hit compared to an actual Tank in the same position. Good luck hitting these rust buckets on a big map and may the lord be with you if you're playing on a laptop or a small display and it's the ho***r you're trying to hit. They already ALMOST fixed it by killing their acceleration and making it slow as hell which makes them actually being possible to hit even ignoring the position of them already giving you a disadvantage. But they secretly reverted this change for some unknown to lord reason. 2. It's no clipping everything. now i'd say this is a server issue but the amount of times you no clip through someone using a Tank compared to using a monkey is just WAY TOO HIGH for it to be just a funny coincidence. You know there is 0 reason for the "dead corpse staying in battles for an hour" update if flying rust buckets can just easily no clip through it like nothing happened. In the new test server at least from the ~10 battles I played the monkey is not no clipping through everything anymore. Like I said earlier i'd blame it on their servers but if you no clip through a dead tank using a Tank 1/10 times but then you no clip through dead tank like 8/10 times using the monkey. after these nerfs it should be on par with actual Tanks. if not then nerf the next most overpowered "feature" that it has.

i mean this is absolutely amazing value for what u r getting lol. Brah you can skip this event but im spending my 700 Hazelcoins and getting an exotic of my choice instead of spending 700k hazelcoins on containers to get Stun Magnum as my exotic. even compared to other games the OPness of stuff compared to the price you pay is very good.

so it looks like the site doesn't work? Lol who saw that one coming. Close your eyes and pick one of the two. You're not missing anything by picking Shotgun or Hyperspeed. If you like camping and playing in melee you can't miss if these are the choices you're going for.

LMAOOOO no. Phoenix is MILES and i mean MILES above hydra and faust. Phoenix Striker is still head and shoulders above any Striker augment. If you disagree you're flat out wrong. oh no it went from unkillable cheat code to just ultra overpowered augment. these nerfs truly made Phoenix Isida dead. ? I call Phoenix a "Clown Badge" because of no lifing involved in getting it but saying Phoenix is even close to any other augments is just WRONG. You DID NOT ENCOUNTER phoenixes i can tell you that lol

when i buy something i don't like i either give it back or sell and if it was really bad i'll give it a 1*. whoop whoop end of the day i move on to other thing. i don't buy something i dont like and then keep it till the end of time and do nothing but cry and complain like players in this game. no wonder people think they're playing with bots because i'm starting to think the same. and you instead of doing that just go and complain 24/7 about how trash the purchase that the person did is and how they got scammed. we get it you cannot live without saying tanki's a scam but you don't have to constantly spam it under every topic where at least 1 tankoin worth of stuff is happening... sure or you can just get 5k+ a match on boosted weekend and a safe 1-2k every match normally. for how long i've seen you complain you should be a legend so i made these numbers for legends. lol ok. and how is that? challenges are still the same with weekly container tankoins just being pushed into a mission. the funds are still here. battle passes are not worth it anymore for free players they got replaced by event passes or whatever. you get the same number of tankoins buddy. and all i did was just say that i and many others already told these players that if you don't like the game... then move on... leave... yes because ppl should def want to be interested in what youre saying when you clearly are addicted to tanki because you "stopped playing" for 5 months yet is still here actually 24/7. everytime i randomly check this funny place u r online. this is the highlight of your forum career!

you think i didn't drop this card on people? lol i think it's obvious that tanki most of people are... interesting. and i guess omega snowflakes on top since if you call someones jumble of words as hardcore as "stupid" you'll be banned because i guess a grown man (don't even talk about this Casino Simulator being a kids or teenagers game) will explode after seeing such words.

Can't wait to add random people in my clan then after they buy me slots i just kick them. the idea is very abusable when used against new players that likely will be gullible since they don't know much about the game. even if you only allow this to Supreme-Commander and Commander ranks it still can be easily abused like that since SC can just make a random guy commander and after he buys you slots he'll just kick you.

TW: Dokan Forum Post. Viewer discretion strongly advised. You've been warned. (i guess now i need to put TWs everytime i say something in this game so i won't get banned for existing because that is somehow provocation and insults?) Is it ridiculous now that equipment can be gained through crystals and tankoins? For you maybe for me it is just another monitization strat that I really do not care about since if you think and try to maximize value you get for spending you'll end up with absolutely stacked account while spending couple coffees worth of money here and there while others spend actual thousands. As for f2p there is more saving involved but it's the same thing. If you think before buying and skip this and that but spend on this you'll end up having account that is more than competitive. My friends are F2P and have absolutely no issues destroying everyone and never did because they saved and decided the best way to spend their tankoins. If you're not smart about your purchases then it's not someone trying to scam you but you scamming yourself. Applies to real life too. Also every other game obviously. yet the kid has enough money to spend on a game without feeling any negative effects. so does that means random school kids earn more buck than you. these sentences did not make any sense? well im just talking nonsense just like you here. what "power of Advertising" has to do with spending 400 tankoins to make a forum post? What you gonna hire Paul Heyman to cut a promo that'd convince you to spend 400 tankoins to make a tanki forum post? lol why you raging on another person spending their own money? for all I care he can spend 5000$/day on this game and idc. it's his money and it's none of my business where he spends it. he can thank he can hate who cares? ok then what about mr and ms "i tell everyone that i hate this game 24/7" but i continue earning 100k+ XP a week and playing for the next 50 years. do you know how stupid they look? i'm 99% sure the person meant those people and not forum brainrot. just imagine buying a new phone that you started hating so much that you go and tell everyone "THIS PHONE SUCKS!!!!!" but then instead of changing it or selling or whatever you just continue using that phone until it breaks but you make sure to tell everyone you see that the phone you're using is horrible. it's the same thing here.

wait till he finds out life is Pay to Win

Internet user discovers the way free to play games earn money in 2024 colorized. His reaction is shocking...

there are illegal versions that will probably install a crypto miner as an extra gift. old version of tanki as much as people hate to accept it is EXTREMELY PAY TO WIN and the last thing i'd do is give my credit card info to some goofy shady version of a game.