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  1. Hypersomnia

    CyberTank 2024

    ...brother... ALL GAMES ARE INCLINED TOWARDS THOSE WHO PAY MONEY THATS A LITERAL FACT and the 0,001% that do not push P2W enough just die instantly. Like the game I knew was called "incredibly F2P friendly" etc. guess what it died 2 months after release. 2 MONTHS. It had "Dragon Ball" name attached to it and it was official game so it had more than enough players let me tell you that. Was a great game from what I heard without any issues. it's just an overexagerated example that is obviously just a joke... how much you spend online or in real life is none of my business nor do i care about it at all. you should do the same. and that what makes the difference. one spent real life money that they got from doing something that is likely more difficult than playing a tank game for couple of hours and decided to spend it on here to get an advantage. its not rocket science and applies to like 80% of the games. and you're constantly speaking about "bots" because ppl got tired of you calling everyone that gets 5 ping more than normal and lags a little a hacker. if im delusional then u r not exactly better too lol. just being fair ?
  2. Hypersomnia

    CyberTank 2024

    dude sorry to burst ur bubble but these "mini-games" have a target audience of dolphins to whales. not Joe the f2p with his mk2-7 twins and hornet combo main at Legend rank. The only thing a f2p can talk about here is that he/she thinks that the rewards you get from the mini-game after completeling all the free missions are too bad for how much time has been consumed to get them completed. as for P2Ps they are the ones that have the right to say that this mini-game is trash/great. and everyone that spends including me universally agree that this is actually a good "mini-game". You spend appropriate amount of cash for the prizes when compared to the prices of these items. And not like previous times where you spent a million dollars on a burning 100 year old hut. obviously P2Ps that did not particapate in this mini-game has no right to talk about how good/bad it is too.
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    What's the current meta?

    Braindead OP - Tandem Striker, Helios Rico (potentially), Turbo Twins, Duplet Hammer that has ultra long range, Phoenix Turrets. Skillful OP - Vacuum Striker, Vacuum Thunder (arguable). Nothing else that comes to mind. Conditional OP - Faust Striker, Sustained Nanobot Isida (so conditional it might aswell be impossible or maybe I just like Isida too much), All but SLOW RELOAD Pulsars, Hyperspeed Rail, Thunder, Gauss. Status immunities you can throw them out of the window. USELESS. As for new ones: Lifeguard - Yup its over shut your brain down if you got it. And if enemy has then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good luck. Driver - A useful little thing. Nothing crazy but if you're gonna use it it'll only be because you like overdrives a lot or don't have Lifeguard. Blaster - Reject Tank become a Leech. Miner - idk use saboteur its somewhat useful i guess? Wrench one for Crystals - I'd use it over all Status Immunities except EMP one if there is an EMP enemy. rest of the augments are fodder. disgusting. trash. yuckie.
  4. Hypersomnia

    Is Golden contract worth buying?

    I'd expect 390 since getting 990 back would basically be a tankoin exploit. Tho knowing tanki you might get 0 back because there's a oompa loompa saying something like *If discount gold contract is bought, and not completed, the player receives no compensation
  5. Hypersomnia

    Is Golden contract worth buying?

    i got it from 1 gold and silver kontrakt. so it'll take 2 for you maybe. would not advise you to go for that augment in the first place tho
  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA! Big Belly Laugh. no they're not. They'll either delete anything that might offend the biggest snowflake on the planet but then promote gambling in every way possible so don't even bother with the "protecting the kids" argument. the comments that survive the Great Filter get ignored! Maybe they'll pretend to care by interacting with it then forgetting about it 10 seconds later
  7. guess thats why they deleted my comment ? ?
  8. cuz they factually are due to their physical position in battle and their strafe. ignoring the fact that it's mostly used by tryhards on top because they're more OP than tracked hulls. and so called "skilled" tryhards can't use anything that is not the most OP stuff. i mean we all know turbo twins is OP and how many turbo twin users u saw on tracked hulls compared to flying monkey? personally its like 5 vs 100+
  9. Have you played Tanki when it was a thing? all the battles would turn into 10v2 in like 1-2 minutes and the match would just end prematurely.
  10. the "whatever they like" is the winning team and only the winning team. Every match is 10v3 that ends in 10-0. The only benefit to this is you can choose your map that's it. it's way more unbalanced than MM. hell ITS LITERALLY THE REASON MM WAS INTRODUCED. I'd rather get a chaotic war crime match that MM is rather than enemy capped a flag 80% of my team disappeared and now its 10v2 for the rest of battle.
  11. To people trying to fix MM there is no "fix" as of now. Every fix that could potentially work without being exploited (like matches based of GS with people entering with 0 GS just to change into 9999 later) would make MM wait times unplayable. The fix should be done not to MM itself but to game balance. The power difference between big boy exotics and crystal augment is WAY WAY WAY WAY too large. You can still sell exotic augments even when they don't tower over every other augment. At the end of the day it's not mine or your job to fix MM. You're the customer and if you don't like what you're receiving simply leave. You're not under some kind of contract. Just leave.
  12. Hypersomnia

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    Got so good that the Turrets of this game started sending me Friend Requests
  13. i was thinking of adding that too but it would probably be rejected because of the goofy suggestion rules here because it would count as 2 ideas or whatever. But i think if they're going to add that then the lifeguard one is a no brainer. could be higher or pushed by the effects if 3 rows of effects (supplies/status effect/augment) is too much. The player info rendering in battle should be reworked. Now there are many times where im just guessing where to shoot because of the sea of teammate nicknames in the corner.
  14. ??? you mean it's a stupid idea? all the games I play that have "survive K.O" gimmicks always give you 1 HP. it's just universal. Same should be in tanki. 1HP. Lifeguard should prevent you from getting oneshotted and not give you a mini HP reset. I also use lifeguard on every hull without even thinking of switching so I know what im talking about. I can feel how strong lifeguard is over other augments.
  15. Very simple and needed QoL update. If the enemy is using Blaster hull augment there is a Blaster icon above their nickname. This is way better than just scouting the Leaderboard for Blaster users on the enemy team and trying to remember their nicknames. Also very simple to impliment just took Blaster's icon asset and slapped it above a player's nickname after dyeing it red. No need for creating new icons.
  16. "If X is overpowered then just equip this specific combo to counter it" argument is absolutely horrible. What if I don't have jammer augment on turrets I use? What if I don't want to change into a completely different combo because someone is using clearly busted combination? I should not be forced to use a specific thing just because Hazel can't balance his own game. That's bad game design. Take so cold it froze the glass of water on my table. Remove the damage reduction when you're under freeze and then freeze effect is perfectly fine. I'd love for all Legendary augments to be like common ones. The game would become way more playable let me tell you that. Sure Life/Blast is a Legendary augment but they're way too overpowered. There is absolutely no reason that a Wasp can just decide to deal 3000 chaos damage to you just because you killed it. Also lifeguard giving 1000 HP? what? Blaster's damage should depend on the hull u r using. Light hulls = 2000 damage max Medium = 3000 damage max Heavy = 4000 damage max Also there should be an indicator that a player can clearly see WITHOUT NEEDING to analyze the leaderboard and hunt for Blaster Icons. Like an explosion icon above the enemy's nickname. Lifeguard should give you 1 HP instead of 1000. The whole point of Lifeguard is that it saves you from a one-shot. Now it just makes you near unkillable if you play your cards right. Also if my absolutely busted maximum damage augments are having trouble killing lifeguard + defender users then I dont even want to know what it feels to fight them with a "normal" combo. It is indeed that difficult to kill them.
  17. Hypersomnia

    a few words

    if you refuse to accept a simple fact then i cant help you lol oh yeah but i bought the x10 paper bundle for 50$ and now i win against everyone no problem. what if i told you micro-transactions didn't exist in games 20 years ago. but they do now. Huh must be some anomaly or maybe your delusions are going to tell you that Tanki Online is the only game with micro-transactions. Power creeps is the next big monetization strat. You like it or not every game is starting to adapt it. literally got TOP 2 in try-hard battle with pure F2P combo + brutus so whats the problem? "tanki is p2w and impossible for F2P" is gone all of a sudden? how about you actually play the game instead of hunting "hackers" and hallucinating about bots in legend battles. If you refuse to improve then this game will never become "f2p friendly" for you. NEVER. end of story im too lazy for this.
  18. Hypersomnia

    a few words

    Guess time for the Boogeyman to show up in this thread and scare the children away! So from 2 sentences or something that i've read (im not reading all that lmao) it's just typical old tanki vs new tanki? Here is the factual truth and if you noobs with Pink Nostalgia Glasses don't like it then it's only your fault. Old Tanki was actual leagues more P2W. Not even close. Period. If you disagree you're flat out WRONG. Current Tanki transitioned into a Gacha Game (almost all games nowadays copy Japanese Gacha Game strat now) which means it doesn't matter how much you spend it all comes down to luck. Johhny the F2P can get his double Exotic drop while P2P Maf gets x2 500k crystals as his double guaranteed Exotics after using up 600 epic keys. Powercreep is also implemented even though it's artificial. Instead of new augments flat out being better in every way than previous ones, old ones get nerfed instead while the heavy exotics stay on the same level of OPness. Trust me you'd rather have nerfs/buffs than actual powercreep lol also this strat kills the possibility of a Power Spike (game resseting powercreep) unless Hazel decides to introduce a new OP Exotic and nerf literally EVERYTHING to the ground. You still can compete with a F2P account no problem. You need skill and you won't get skilled if you do nothing but cry. I have full garage almost every augment but I can equip Smoky/Hunter + Brutus and get TOP 3 constantly. Even have screenshots tho every time I post them here I get banned for "Provocation" lol. How can you explain that? Is my Brutus secretly buffed to hell because I'm P2P? No. My F2P friends also had no issues reaching Legend after following my advice (their first time reaching legend). So how's that possible? Aren't they suppose to be canon meat?
  19. Pretty sure this bug is intentional. Just like showcase temp offers being placed AFTER the celebration/event bundles. They keep pushing the shiny bundles into your face so you buy them instead of your usual 5 speed boost for 20 crystals
  20. Hypersomnia

    Tanki Online turns 15!

    well then why i have no problems? My friends who have juggernautic PCs and average couple year old gaming laptops none of them have any problems with festive mode. as long as you get experience good enough for you it's fine. your laptop can be 20 years old. change it whenever you feel like you need to upgrade and games/stuff you do is getting too slow etc. even tho like i said i5s are as much of a joke as Hazel's Patch Note updates, I wouldn't buy a new laptop just because I lag in this single festive mode and it's fine for me everywhere else. worst case scenario you lost 1 epic key (175 double armour). Not a big deal.
  21. Hypersomnia

    Tanki Online turns 15!

    Carnage mode is the most fun mode this game has. Maybe BO-NK Rugby or The Claw event. I like my festive modes being Chaos Dump. Oh and... NSFW warning for Carnage mode haters... Probably because servers are able to take it. But your gaming machine can not lol. Annoying kill steal fest. Steal as many kills ASAP to win. And if u join late (very likely) you can't win no matter how good u are unless we talking about very unrealistic situations. And doesn't that kinda defeat the whole point of ARMS RACE..? i5s are CPUs (Clown Processing Units). All i did was have problems with i5 laptops. Would NOT RECOMMEND i5s to my worst enemy. i7/i9 is the way. My laptop is Ryzen 7. RTX 3060. 16GB RAM. pretty average laptop since I don't really care. I do most of my "intense" gaming on a Phone ( iPhone 15 Pro Max. Absolute BEAST running whole console games with no lag!). I'd recommend you get a i7 or i9 laptop and sell the current one. You can easily find these with afforable price without going into 4 digit teritorry.
  22. It is with the utmost honor and privilege that I have been able to assist in illuminating your understanding. May our paths cross again in the tapestry of destiny, until that resplendent moment arrives, fare thee well. Noble sir Kimura also known as DokanPerfect
  23. Use E/Q buttons to navigate through mission tabs so you don't need to backout/scroll. Then press Enter to claim all the completed missions of that tab. Will take you 5 seconds max. Dearest and Most Esteemed Mr. Maf, Guardian of our Cherished Realm of Tanki Online, Pray allow me to address you with the utmost reverence and courtesy befitting your noble station. As our dearly revered and illustrious player, the venerable Master_Blaster, hath eloquently conveyed, they are indeed engaging in the utilization of multiple accounts. I must tread delicately here, lest I inadvertently misgender this paragon of our community. The esteemed Master_Blaster, in their sagacious endeavors, partakes in a multiplicity of accounts, thereby claiming a plethora of missions. It is with a heavy heart and a discerning eye that I must inform you, these endeavors culminate in an aggregated temporal expenditure of approximately five minutes. Moreover, as previously elucidated, Master_Blaster’s approach is not optimized for efficiency. Their computing apparatus, a marvel of modern engineering, operates our beloved Tanki Online with nary a hint of lag, thus enabling them to undertake these missions with a commendable degree of alacrity and grace. Mr. Maf, it is my sincerest wish that you receive this missive in the spirit of camaraderie and respect with which it is tendered. May your day be adorned with the splendor and dignity that your esteemed position warrants.
  24. Hypersomnia

    Summer eSports TankiFund 2024

    a single Booster is 10 Eurpian Unions???? A joke. I can buy around 5300 Coins for 10 Europian Unions lol. Unless it reaches 29th tier nobody with functioning brain should be buying a booster. Oh if you don't care about skins then don't even think of buying a Booster.
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