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    Scorpion in containers

    You mean turn based but TANKI WAY OF TURN BASED? Tankers! From August 26th we are changing tanki from PvP shooter thing or something to Turn Based PvP game! We will be adding new items and all that weird BullPooPoo. Ofcourse its not a celebration if there are no bunles! Check them out: The <<BLOCKER>> bundle that is cheap and affordable only 19990 tankoins! Bundle includes! Turn Block Pass x1 Ultra Container x150 Nuclear Energy x3 The <<Block Pass>> allows the owner of the pass to block the enemy tanker from performing any action for 1 turn! But use it wisely! After 10 turn blocks the pass breaks and you'll have to buy a new one! <<UNSTOPPBLE>> bundle! only 15999 tankoins! Bundle includes following items! Turn Block Immunity for Paladin x1 Paladin Mk2 Ultra Container x100 The new <<Block Immunity>> allows your tank to be immune from the <<Block Pass>>! @Opex-Rah hire me now.
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    Scorpion in containers

    You are the reason "Shrug" reaction should be back.
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    Scorpion in containers

    and i want it in the "Deleted game features" container category. Im sure im not the only one. Dont worry even though its in epic it will take you a long long time to get it i mean pay attention how common is 100 batteries or 25k cry?
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    Scorpion in containers

    Hazel adds something that is not gambling challenge impossible. Like really? rename the game to Luck Online instead of Tanki Online.
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    Scorpion in containers

    GF skin? Yoooo girlfriend skin lets goooo i love scorpion and scorpion loves me back!! gotta get that GF SKINNNNN NOWW
  6. You're serious? Its the thing in the bottom of the screen i use it all the time and it allows me to never get sneak attacked but people cry that its useless lol learn how to play the game. It shows all tanks teammates or enemies in 60m radius 360 degrees its even useful if you want to do dictator OD but dont know if the teammate is close enough.
  7. Keyboard controls just x10000 better than mouse if you are willing to learn. Want 360 degree view? use the damn radar yeah its 60m but thats all you need. TL;DR mouse controls are useless and im too lazy to talk about tanki mechanics
  8. Keyboard all the way lol. Mouse noobs just so slow i can take a nap while killing them in melee fight ? im killing them and what they do? spinnnnnnn............... Don't worry i can use flying hulls with crisis and keyboard without any issues so shooosh. Yesterday i had some mouse noob telling me im bad because i use keyboard controls on paladin ignoring the fact that i killed him like 12 out of 15 times we got in a 1v1 and he was using exact same conbo mouse controls are for grandmas who have no reaction speed, keyboard have way higher ceiling instantly making them better.
  9. 1. So railgun can randomly oneshot medium hulls now? ok. When i lose HP randomly i dont get hit by anything i play with sound also that battle did not have hyperspace or scorpion in the enemy team or another thing that would mess with impact force or visuals. when i get hit by an invisible object there is a sound or my hull just goes sicko mode for a second. Im not even going to bother with taking a video because im beyond sure that devs will do absolutely nothing about it and it happens rarely so i have no idea when im just randomly going to lose half of my HP but im pretty sure im not the only guy in tanki experiencing this bug. 2. I thought its RNG too but when i started paying attention while playing DM mode aka buyer magnet i would crit armadillos so often that you literally cannot convince me its just me getting lucky/unlucky also like i said it doesn't happen 50% or 90% of the time it literally happens 100% of the time for me. 3. even if dictator effected mine critical i was using Heavyweight Hunter i guess i got lucky. 5 mine crits in a row has 00003125% chance if i did my math correctly. Would rather have 5 exotics than 5 crit mines in a row.
  10. He was using that RNG alt where you either do like 2k dmg or you do 100dmg. Still im sure its impossible to deal 3000+ damage when enemy has 40% armadillo. Yeah fire EMP has lower heat but still doesn't make sense how im just instant max freeze it should be like 50% freeze not 100%. Then explain me randomly losing half of my HP even tho nobody was shooting at me? Then there is weird thing how i just crit 6/10 times on armadillo user but i barely do crits against non-armadillo user. The crit rate is just way too obvious for it to be just unlucky shot and it literally happens every time. Then yesterday i played in a team that was squashing enemy team and i got like 5 critical mines in a row??? what??? aren't critical mines are suppose to have 1% crit chance? how tf did i got 4-5 in a row? its just these little things that make me think MM is rigged because i guess its not broken enough.
  11. I like how MM battles just feel more and more rigged. Like i just played a battle where firebird & freeze were attacking me at the same time but instead of the effects cancelling out each another or giving me small burn/freeze i get MAX freeze in like 2 seconds (freeze had adrenaline and firebird EMP) . then my team decided they'll ignore the existence of Flags in CTF match while enemy team decided to play Defender ASL with 1 guy easily stealing a flag with a goddamn hornet/railgun that would somehow oneshot my paladin mk8 (i changed into paladin hack after i saw how absurd the match was) i had 50% railgun and 40% armadillo so can i ask you HOW HE ONESHOTS ME??? Then i just fade through nuclear boxes and randomly lose like 50% of my HP in an instant while trying to attack. Not even kidding i lose like 95% and win only 5% MM matches. What a fun game we have. I WAS NOT LAGGING i was having stable 60 fps with 30ping and nobody on my or enemy team lagged too so TO dont even tell me that i lagged.
  12. people that are suppose to make IOS tanki do these things for a living!!!! its not different language or whatever its that they're lazier than a goddamn..... something. I mean just look at their own VLOGS they say "oH wE hAVe tHis nEW UpDAte!!11" and then they show complete update with all the graphics done and all the testing done but guess what! THEY DONT RELEASE IT FOR 5 MONTHS FOR NO REASON. What the hell are you even doing? you literally have everything done just copy and paste the damn code or something bruh
  13. FINALLY SOMEBODY REALISED THAT THEIR "work in progress" means less than nothing. like 90% of their "planned updates" list is just a lie these "updates" are like 5 years old already
  14. I play a Japanese Gacha game called Dokkan Battle. Its similar to tanki in a way because its gambling and new cards release around every 2 weeks. Pretty sure hazel decided to copy Gacha Game monetization strat. Dokkan Battle devs listen to the playerbase they do SURVEYS around every 6 months and do updates everyone asked for. Guess what we got? Normal gacha games live for around 3-4 years then completely die.. Dokkan Battle just ended their 7th anniversary celebration and going into another monstrous celebration with absolutely no signs of slowing down, instead of slowing down they get more and more money and players. Its now one of the biggest mobile games in HISTORY (you can search it up its Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle) their total earnings are 3.5 BILLION DOLLARS i think and you can clearly see that a lot of that is going back into the game because the game looks so good people who don't play it legit refuse to believe its a mobile game. If Hazel listened they could be Dokkan of MMO games but.... eh.
  15. silly boy thinking they'll actually listen to the playerbase. they "listened" to the playerbase a lot of times every update is what the playerbase wanted! thats what hazel says at least
  16. Related or not idk but what i do know is that they have to do something about half of the kids leaving the kindergarten the second their team starts to lose so then the losing team has no players for about 20sec and then they cannot win so new kids that joined the battle leave and so on and its impossible to win. Where is the Bonus for staying in battles feature mr. hazel talked about like SEVEN MONTHS AGO???????? i mean its not that hard to add something like 500 crystal bonus every match you stay right????? Yea its so horrible if we ignore EMP AP JAMMER BURNING FREEZING. man the second i get stunned for 0.0001 second i leave the battle and rage quit the game for a week.
  17. I got crisis and armadillo for around 20k tankoins and 990 tankoins on my second acc. im kinda salty yeah because i basically got scammed... Just kidding im not salty lol im having a blast killing the OP f2ps with lvl 2 crisis and 5% armadillo all over the place. They can have it. Armad and crisis can only get you that far even maxed not even talking about the fact that there will be crisis and armad 2.0 coming. I am a buyer and i couldn't care less about the balance difference in MM between F2P and P2P lol. Im SGE main and everyone and their grandma is a whale in that mode it seems like and im having way more fun killing these clearly raging buyers than some random F2P.
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    Are the non buyers are blocked based on IP

    Blocking non-buyers would be tanki shooting themselves in the foot though they keep doing that so... oof. non-buyers can easily become buyers later so where is the logic behind blocking non buyers? It's DDoS attacks its just this time the hackers did not attack the game 24/7 also some countries were forgotten i guess like in my country tanki was only lagging for 1 day and never again. I am a buyer and i was lagging.
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    Ideas for Turrets!

    If its magnum losers campers then when you hit their drone they die. If its any another turret then they just get jammer for like 3 seconds or jammer with -1000 HP if mk8 shaft hit you
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    Tanki Online V-LOG: Episode 352

    Yooo Cyber its me Dokan! This is what they have to do. 1. NEW CEO The second Hazel is the new CEO Tanki slowly started getting more and more goofy (in a bad way) is this a coincidence? Could be but what are the chances? 2. Fix all the big visual/gameplay bugs like invisible railgun shot, you going through tanks etc. 3. Revert BAD Updates that don't effect paying players. Enough with "we dont revert updates" nonsense. Revert all dumb updates that nobody asked for but everyone hates like Container nerf for example. Sadly EMP, AP update should stay since it effects paying player base and removing status effects even with a big compensation it would be bad to say the least. 4. LISTEN TO THE DAMN PLAYERBASE! You don't need to listen to everybody and add 999999 tankoin boxes and all the crazy nonsense some people suggest. Make a new "Fan Features" page or something where people can suggest updates and vote for the ones they like. Then all tanki needs to do is add the most popular feature with a little Pay to Play twist because its a free to download game so it needs money. Both sides win. 5. Balance the game. Locking augments until WO1 is good but after WO1 only Garage augments should unlock, Legendary ones should unlock maybe at Brigadier or Marshal rank. This alone would make the game way more balanced at least until the end-game. 6. New player friendly tutorial with tips like upgrade only 1 conbo or EMP does this and AP does this and blah blah blah. 7. Don't talk about updates that you know you're not going to add until year 2122. New UI is a good example they showed and hyped up new UI for like 8 months till they finally released it. Oh wait they only released 1 out of 80 parts of new UI. 8. Advertise the game now that things are stable. Flexing that the game is 13 years old alone would make people want to play it. Also reverting bad updates would bring back old players. The game has the potential to become popular again imo
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    Tanki Online V-LOG: Episode 352

    Don't even compare minecraft to another games. Its a force of nature, the game that is just flat out built different. Minecraft is different from almost every game in a way that you can do almost anything, only limitation is your own imagination... I started playing MC in 2014ish im still having as much fun in 2022 as in 2014 why? because like i said you can do whatever you want there are no rules. except the new moderation system that is somehow worse than tanki's moderation system maybe. I see Minecraft being populiar in 2100 bruh. Pubg i don't play so i don't know but from what im getting its just another generic "shoot and hide with a little twist" game like fortnite CSGO all that. Pubg only gains more players because of the hype around it eventually it will die just like tanki. Tanki is bleeding to death because its not the new hotness or the amount of content it has (even though their "content" is probably just container drops and couple turrets/hulls) sometimes having a lot of content is bad because new players just don't want to bother thinking it will take 50 years to get half of the stuff done then there is 0 balance in tanki because of our beloved Hazel guy and many more problems. Tanki survived for 13 years or whatever and its a big number for a game.
  22. 4k GS at Legend??????????????? i see there is crybaby clan boss member so ofc let me guess he was in 3 people group with paladin and spamming crisis like crazy with newest OP toy pretending to be good. lol what crybaby clan members going to "attack" me again telling me that im not skilled or not popular or whatever but in game they don't even touch me.
  23. Honestly, just nerf Helios and turn it into USABLE alt and not just OP press space boom you ded. Vacuum Thunder Pulsar Tesla needs no nerfs/buffs. I don't know about yall but personally my battles became VERY BALANCED (not a joke) after everyone got vacuum/pulsar/helios. Instead of squash match every 10 seconds i either lose or win by like 1 point/flag and people are stopping the use of these new toys anyway they are returning to their main conbos only people who started main vacuum pulsar or helios still use these conbos.
  24. Or add Updates that don't make 90% of the community lose their minds because of how pointless it is. I mean if you want to add a freaking Fly or a Frog or another absolutely useless graphics/gameplay related feature and least pre-test it in the test server or something..? I MEAN ITS CALLED THE TEST SERVER. Just add that update in the test server bug test it and copy the damn test server code into the main game. NOT THAT HARD I WOULD SAY. But we know they can't add Dust without turning Tanki Online into Bug Online so even the test server won't help... Also the server lag is either DDoS or just them once again making another big bug so either buy the damn DDoS protection (its going to be cheaper then losing more and more clients [buyers] with every attack) or get a team of coders that are not 5 year olds.
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    eSports Tanki Fund

    Pulsar's icon means Biological Hazard so the technology is probably some kind of super bacteria/virus. After creating that super virus all Hazel did was put the virus in a container then spray it on Ricochet then Thunder then Tesla. He maybe poured some sugar or something to make bacteria reproduce but he still calls it irreproducible just to sound dramatic.
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