Nice! Gl. Accepted. You a Sherlock Holmes fan? But that's DragonOfStorm's nick :(.... So many "y'alls" o.O. Do you happen to come from a southern state? Idk, you should ask Grey 'bout that. Thanks again TG. :rolleyes: You aren't noob, you're hy6 :P. Roughly translated, it means nub. I believe the actual English spelling is nyb. hhhh is hahahaha. Same with xaxaxaxaxa. ro is go, cton is stop. A series of parentheses after a word generally means smily faces))). That's about as far as my Tanki slang knowledge goes. @TG, you may post here, but please don't be a nuisance like Agent.

Ty L_I. I can kiss my chances of winning goodbye, though, if you're gonna enter ;).

^Thanks again Judge (what's your preferred nickname?). And Night finally ranked :). Gratz hy6. Edit: Yk also ranked :o! Why didn't you tell us?

I love frosted flakes serial. Oh wait....

I don't think I'd classify myself as a child anymore.

Personalities are much too complicated to be put into a few groups, imo. For instance, when I took this quiz a few months ago, I was an ISTJ-A, now I'm an INFJ-A. My personality hasn't changed, and I didn't purposely answer the questions contrary to what I think, but people's personalities just can't be classified like this. When reading the ISTJ-A description, I found so many things that seemed to mirror my personality, but there were others that couldn't have been more off the mark. Same with the INFJ-A. Personally, I think I'm an Introverted/Extroverted (that depends on who I'm with), intuitive, thinking (I might be feeling though), judging, assertive person. All that depends on who I'm with though. And sorry to get so riled up over a quiz :lol:. Fyi, I'm definitely not an INFJ-A. :ph34r:

All right, I was bored.... In memory of Semyon, who's true reason for retirement has been revealed. Mission Improbable (cue some cool spy music) Chapter 1: Infiltration Perm, Russia 2016 Tankionline headquarters Semyon Kirov fearfully glanced at the building he had worked undercover in so long. The sun shone its last rays on the huge words emblazoned on the building's front: Tankionline. Darkness enveloped him atop the adjacent rooftop. "It's now or never," he thought. Once more, he skimmed the letter grasped in his hands. Agent 24, Your failure to fully infiltrate the Tanki headquarters greatly displeases us. Three years as a community manager should have been a sufficient amount of time to gain the information we need. Nevertheless, you did much to aid us during your stint, and we only lack one piece of data to complete our work. We understand that the janitor possesses very important details of the enemy's plans. Break in, and find them. Unfortunately, triggering the building's alarm system will mean instant death. Enter stealthily, and complete your mission swiftly. Most of the guards are on high alert, and have been ordered to shoot intruders on sight. For your sake, we hope you won't be seen. Good luck. Regards, General Lee Simo Zipping up his jacket to keep out the Russian chill, Semyon braced himself for the short walk from his current position to the Tanki building. He felt around in his pockets, mentally checking the contents off his list. Flashlight, yes. Knife, yes. Tranquilizer gun, yes. Rope, yes. Floor plan, yes. He strode to the back of the building, and began shinnying up the pipe. This was what he had trained for, the familiar adrenaline rush pulsed through him as he glanced at the asphalt below. "Four years as a spy, and these missions never got old," he though. He made progress rapidly, and soon stopped at the twentieth floor. Consulting the map, he saw that the janitor office was just a short walk away. He flipped out a blade from his knife, and started sawing at the window. With a soft thud, he landed on the building floor. It was pitch black, but he could just make out the silhouette of a door frame in front of him. He walked stealthily to the janitor office. It seemed quiet, too quiet. With an expert hand, he sprung the lock, opening the door. The carpet muffled his footsteps as he padded across to the computer lying on the desk. "Too easy," he muttered. "This has got to be--" His words were cut off by a heart stopping click of a revolver. Semyon stopped, his heart sinking, and felt the cool steel of a pistol barrel press against his head. Edit: Word count is 412 including everything but my opening blather. Edit2: Changed the story slightly. The WC is now 438

Yeah, lots of thought. Especially Pho's interview and TNT's guide to procrastinating. Maybe Cat's opera contest as well.

Only one thing popped into my head as I saw the second pic. Not expecting a win though.

Huge improvement on the main topic, Lham. :P This was the most pro issue ever, imo. Especially Pho's interview with Ostrica.

The art of invisible sentences has been mastered :o! But tbh, I like the new style. Much more entertaining than Pho's usual articles :ph34r:.

Wow, I had no idea what this was like. I never use skybox....

Can I just say... Now I'm just waiting for Dilsharox to come and say "gl irl." Completely oblivious to the fact that it's a troll topic :lol:.

You haven't left yet. :ph34r: +++ This topic is as spammy as... uh... spam ( :mellow:). You dark force users are pretty perceptive. C'mon, chemistry is deep and inspiring. Go re-read them, k ;). You'll see they all have something in common. English: It's basically reading... need I say more? Science: As I already mentioned I'm loving science. As a Christian, I'm awestruck at God's power, when I learn about the intricacies of the universe. Math: It's the embodiment of pure evil.... Geography: I've always been interested in countries, so this is pretty much what I've done my entire life as a school subject :D. Perfect. Art: It's technically art history. Nice and easy, and pretty fun too. Spanish: In essence, Spanish is just a long list of facts I have to memorize. Needless to say (although I'm gonna say it anyways :P), it's fairly boring. Khmer: The grammar is pretty simple, and I already know how to speak semi-fluently. Right now I'm just learning more vocabulary. Piano: I like music, 'nuf said Guitar: Same as piano, only, imo, it's easier. Keyboarding: :mellow: PE: Can't be counted as a subject. My friends and I call it Phun education. It includes CTF, soccer, cops and robbers, normal running, and walking to a volcanic lake once a week. G'morning* :P

I do mind :ph34r:. Let's take a vote, who here thinks that we should make D-J an honorary member? I vote +. Ikr! Ol' Ben Franklin was pretty smart, but he blew it with that idea. Seriously, what's the point? Chemistry :D! The first half of Physical science this year was chemistry, and I got all As. I love it. And Potassium and water tho.... I've been trying to find pure K ever since our teacher did a demo lab on the reactions of water and alkali metals. My favorite element is Argon (Ar), it's related to the Greek word for lazy. I'm gonna name one of my kittens after it probably :P. (Btw, I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the goods ones argon... hehe, that was so bad.) You're not alone. If you want, you can flood the topic with Agent. He wants to be a homeschooler too, so he posts here everyday.

There's not much skill in making the printouts. I saw an entry of an Isida with Sakura, and a Wasp with Loam. An obvious copy of Tanki's 3D printouts. Submitting an entry like that is just unfair to the others, imo.

Noob Tanki. I wanted 100k gold boxes. And why don't you give us a 200% sale on MUs? Devs are so noob. Also, they're promoting drugging again with their "5 minutes of drugs idea -_-." Tanki once again digging their own grave with stupid celebrations.

https://youtu.be/YpAbKiMK6dw Wasted so much time on this. Henry Mancini is a genius. Edit: How do you post the actual video <_<?

Answer plz. For those of you who don't know, he's a member of VIP. Also, who's d.e.a.d.6.o.d.y? I'm guessing he's a friend of Crashy and Cartzz.

Darn, L_I is entering. Bye bye chances.... Notice that he didn't edit my bribes post, which means it must be true :ph34r:.

We got a winner over here :o. Um... if you read the OP, the instructions are very clear. I'm gonna enter soon :D! Plz devs consolation prize... I wunt cool equipment.

Explain plz. Why...? In Asia, the weather is kinda boring. You can pretty much always predict what it'll be like. Hot, or rainy :mellow:.

Accepted. I'll put your name up sometime, but don't expect it anytime soon :ph34r:. Are there any interesting convos going on around here? If not, I'll just retreat back into the shadows.... Got lots of school :/. Edit: Ima be on Tanki for the next 30 mins or so, btw. Anyone wanna do a takeover :3?

Please just shut up. Do you immature little kids seriously find this funny? It was funny the first, second, maybe third time, but now.... I know I sound kinda mad, but tbh, I am. Go get a life plz, ok. And Semyon, you were a pro CM. When I first saw the V-log as a Staff-serg, I though you were some sort of Tanki celebrity. Then I learned more about you, and realized that I was right. Hope you do well in future endeavors. God bless, and good luck. Gnat I'm sure you can do it! And if you don't, you'll have a mob of angry tankers after you :P.

Oh my word!! I love comments like this!!! They contribute soooo much to the topic, plz continue to do these. It's sooooo original, I laughed my head off yet again. :mellow: Sad to see you leave Per, but at least you'll still be on Skype. Good decision, btw. Personially (see what I did there) I think you're doing the right thing ;).