Ahem @Ironmantonystark The Bureau has examined your credentials, and is of the opinion that you are mildly susceptible to breaking rules in order to display your apparent Noobishness in this topic. The Bureau would like to remind you that you must not break the Game Rules under any circumstances while compiling/sharing your acts of Noobishness. Best Regards Venerable [His Higherestness Le Head, Chief, etc. of the Noobs' Omnipotence & Omnipresence Bureau] "May you remain a Noob at heart..."

? Is that a good thing?

@asem.harbi I'm afraid that you are henceforth forbidden from positively contributing to the discussion because you claim that you are extremely Pro. We here at N.O.O.B. despise the word "Pro", and do not accept acts of Noobishness committed by those other than the one who shares them. The Bureau has now decided to add you to the Orange List, which contains players who are hazardous to this noble organization. You will now be placed under Type A+ Observation, and will be closely observed until you are deemed fit to contribute to this discussion. Best Regards, Venerable [His Majesticality Le Chief, Head etc. of the Noobs' Omnipotence & Omnipresence Bureau]

@Spinister No, results haven't been announced yet.

I use the "Desktop Site" feature on mobile browsers to use text-editing features like strike-through and coloring the text. (tap on the 3 dots on the top-left of the browser window, and then tap on "request desktop site" or something similar) Otherwise the mobile version of the Forum's text editor is very inconvenient for text-formatting.

Well, legally anyone under 18 is a child or minor in most countries. Once you turn 18, you're an adult... Don't take the meaning of children as small, immature kids... They also play the game, but by saying "children" I also refer to teenagers. In case you are confused about my posts, don't hesitate to quote/tag me. I'll try and explain ASAP.

How about this: When the Juggernaut is upside down or on its side, the Overdrive also affects the Juggernaut itself. So, it gets pushed back from the ground, and may end up on its tracks. There will be a chance that it flips upside down again, but the OD at least gives it an opportunity to get back the right way up...

By children I mean everyone under 18. Mostly teenagers. Yeah, adults play the game too, but they aren't the target audience. Having a mobile version of the game further shows this. Lol, I take out the meaning of the Hmm reaction exactly how it's supposed to mean. That is, that you find it intriguing or interesting, but don't agree with it or like it. I never feel bad, don't worry. Depending on the context, however, I might feel that someone is genuinely confused. In that case I immediately try and explain my point.

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This game is made for children! If you want more challenges and strategies and stuff, I'm sure there are games out there that have difficult mechanics and tough-to-master controls. But Tanki isn't really meant to be so difficult.

Noobs' Omnipotence & Omnipresence Bureau Hello Tankers! Noobs are omnipresent and omnipotent* (*not to be confused with being pro), and they are extremely important in balancing the number of kills and deaths in a battle full of pros. Someone has to die more than others, and noobs (un)willingly don this mantle. It's a very heavy mantle, but it matters not to he who hasn't skills. Being a Noob is a way of life. Please read @Railguns's beautiful poem, Noobs, to understand this ancient and sacred practice better. In this topic you can share anecdotes, pictures, GIFs or videos of your Noobishness, to display to the world this noble practice. The following players are forbidden** from positively contributing to the discussion: 1. Those who thoroughly believe that they're Pros, 2. Those who have a K/D ratio greater than 1, 3. Those who have featured in the top 100 in experience gained or efficiency, within the past month, 4. Those who hate this topic. ** there may be exceptions... I have the final say in case of disputed exceptions. For example, you may post a GIF of you flipping upside down beside a Goldbox while you were the Juggernaut. Or a video of missing 20 shots with Railgun in an XP/BP match... WARNING: This topic or its owner does not encourage anyone to sabotage their team. Please bear in mind that sabotage is against the Game Rules. All media shared must comply with the Game Rules at all costs. If you deliberately sabotage your team in order to get likes in this topic, you will be liable to face the consequences, which include bans. The incidents of noobishness must be purely accidental/unintentional. Or in a Parkour battle. Exceptions: 1. Official Helpers 2. Players who take permission from me to display their Noobishness, despite being forbidden by the rules. 3. Veterans and Boomers, after my approval. Players - The Orange List: (players indulging in Pro activities, and those hazardous to this noble Bureau)

Why not take it as a praise? ?

I'm glad that this appeared in my recommendations...

Wow congratz Vegas, SniperSh0t and DoD!!!

Tradegy or Tragedy Prodigy or Progidy Occurred or Ocurred or Occured

How about writing a story on NOT CLIKBET 24 Hour HOOMUN TO BOT Transformation?

@spiderman1000 actually hates Tanki and is planning to overthrow Cedric's rule even though Marcus is now the CM.

Giant Frogs are tough to find... ?

My opinion: This topic is unpopular.

I think I like Sylvester more... Rocky Balboa ? I haven't watched much of Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I can't say anything for sure... The Rock, hmm, he's pretty cool too... But I like the serious action of Sylvester more.

Wow this was amazing! I was laughing every now and then! I had never thought that interviews could be so cool and hilarious... I guess interviewing a former Reporter or News Admin does help in making the interview a bit more mult-like fun, cuz they always understand your questions and comprehend your references... :x

When you are the Juggernaut and you see "Goldbox will be dropped soon", but as you hurry over to the gold, you conveniently flip upside down by either falling off a bridge/ledge or going up a ramp at full speed, hitting an obstacle mid-jump, causing you to flip.

you mean source: Godmode_OFF_Forever (aka u )

Wow, this was one of the best UT openings... the best one being Cold Immunity for Dictator... This is what I got: That's 25 tankoins... Personally I loved the 30 repair kits... xD Forget you and your son, you got 3 golds o.O

Wow were you a Helper before? And these are some really cool facts and myths... many seem very fantastic!