That's a Crisis...

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The title clearly shows that the author is paranoid and that one mustn't believe such noobish stories. Cool story, Lose! I sense personal experience... maybe because the footprints were mine...

I'm itching to edit that post and type in the "reason for edit": Please refrain from accusing our Helpers of impersonating each other...

I loved the fact that you recovered from the shock you got due to the recent changes made to Juggernaut. You managed to incorporate all the changes in your guide and keep it relevant. Great guide, yet again! And btw Tide, it's great to see a non-random Reporter approving articles in the AWS, ngl :x

Awesome "review"!!! I enjoyed reading it! You always manage to get into details without actually boring the reader... BTW, is that actually you in the GIF?

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@Maf what do you think of my "Riddler" style post above? ?

OMG you are so good at mobile!!! You play with this combo (Magnum-Hunter) much better than me! (I usually play on PC. On mobile, I'm still learning to move while turning the turret...)

90% of the time GS is a determining factor when it comes to your score and kills. Even if you are in the losing team, if you have OP equipment compared to others in the battle, you'll get a good KD ratio, which means you're top of your team (usually). Players are still leaving the battle in the first 2 minutes. I'm not even spawning within the first 2 minutes. And if I get the no-damage bug, then I'm forced to leave, or try something out with my Wasp bomb. That again makes me a mult, causing my already losing team to get even more frustrated. I'm waiting for the HPs of Wasp and Hornet to return back to normal so that I can at least enjoy XP/BP. Now, about the questions that Developers want answered: 1. Do you think that there were less occasions when you were destroyed where you spawned and were consequently completely useless to your team. Yes. But that's only because I benefited from the buffed up armor of light-hulls. Turret-damage wasn't exactly buffed, eh? 2. How did the benefit of well-timed overdrives and drones change? Not much. I think only Wasp OD was useful when timed well, but then again, there were less crowds. It only helped in Siege mode. Hunter OD was nearly the same, what with Hoppers spoiling the Hunters' fun... Hopper OD was very useful to get battle points by completing the objectives of non-deathmatch game modes. Mammoth OD required more skill to use effectively than before, due to less crowds. Hornet's OD seemed weak this time, at least to me. Viking was obviously OP, especially due to the extended time and smaller maps. Ares was barely used (the reason must again be less crowds). Dictator OD turned out to be a life-saver - it somehow wasn't affected by less crowd. I think lesser players and smaller maps meant that teammates stayed close to Dictators waiting for OD. Titan was pretty much the same. Lesser players meant that we could easily avoid the dome. Also, Wasp bomb was handy. I don't use drones so I can't give an informed opinion. But Defender drone stood out for the near invincibility it provided to its user. 3. How did the importance of team gameplay change? Not much. I did see players dropping flags for other teammates to cap, but I feel those players were Pro battle players. 4. Could this experiment change your interest in the game? Yes. It could reduce my interest. However, I'm glad that this experiment is temporary. 5. Do you have any suggestions on how to improve these changes? Yes. BUT it's best if Tanki returns to normal. If you buff armor, you need to buff damage too accordingly. Nerf Wasp bomb damage. It's too much. Juggernauts should be able to survive the bomb! BUFF Juggernaut! And appropriately! But only if you plan to keep most of these changes. Otherwise JGR is ok. If you are removing large maps from the MM pool for 6v6 battles, then add more exciting and medium/small maps. I literally played Polygon for 5 battles in a row. Revamp the stars system- the stars from battles are not at all proportional to the effort put in the battle. This is not directly related to the update, but when we use Hopper OD (or Hunter OD) to force-drop an enemy's flag while defending in Assault mode, we should get battle points. Due to this update, players are focusing more on the objective of the game mode. And Hopper OD along with Hunter OD are used quite frequently while defending bases. Add a 30 seconds preparation time (or waiting time) to MM battles, like in Tanki X, so that players get enough time to enter battles. This will help make battles more balanced. Take GS into account while pitting players against each other in MM. While 6v6 seems ok to me, please increase the battle time! 5 minutes is too short! If I get no-damage bug or am lagging badly, I can't reload/refresh the page because by the time I get back, the battle's over! That's all I can think of right now, but I'll add on later if necessary.

Twist in the Tale: Violent Version One day, when the Tanki developers showed up to work, they realized that all of the game's data was mysteriously wiped out. They jumped up and down in delight, because they had hardly lost anything. But jumping up and down wasn't exciting enough, so they jumped off a plane without parachutes. Luckily, the plane hadn't taken off yet, so they were fine. They quickly got onboard and then the plane took off. When the plane reached an altitude of 40,000 feet, they jumped off again; but soon realised they were wearing backpacks instead of parachutes. ;-; They decided to open their backpacks, to see if it contained anything that might save them. They found a portable teleporter, and just teleported home. But there they found Gladys. Looking back, they realized that they spent over 300 years searching... Now they had finally understood the full complexity of the situation. Yet they felt that the situation was still too complex to be handled the usual way... So they decided to not handle the situation at all. Which lead to a bad chain of events. The fire melted the reactor's metallic leg, it was slowly falling over it's melted leg. As it fell in a fuming pool of molten metal, it's contents fell out. The radiation levels were so high that even if a person could survive the inferno, his whole body will bleed to death in a matter of few hours. Assured death. They tried to transfer the D2O from the heavy water tank into their fire-fighting pipes. They thought that it could help them cool down the reactor's fuel. It did not work. And then he woke up and realised it was all a dream. Then, it started to slowly fade out of his mind. As it faded out of his mind, it also caused his mind to fade away |O| His mind went so fast that the only physical action he could remember to do was to play tanki. So that was all he ever did again. Doing it was not unpleasant, however, so he had no objections to doing it for all time. This was a special story, becoz it had many "firsts". At_Shin was new, and he added a baby text-wall. Dupuy added a twenty-first line. F41TH seems to have lost himself in something we don't know about yet. Well, come what may, this wonderful game shall continue... All hail ChatBox!!!

But it might not be hot, as that's a lame reason: "TWBH cuz I'm about to become a mod" would've doe beautifully... ?

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Player @dupuy has been banned for as long as it takes a snake to die after biting a man, for not realizing that @Lose won't be able to parkour if he got banned.

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Nine times out of ten, I can't refresh my mood... When I can, however, I go out and play. Whatever it may be - Badminton, Football, Cricket, Table-Tennis, or even a game of Chess with friends in some shade or a club-house. But now since playing outdoors with friends is quite restricted, I try to read a light novella, or try to write a poem/story, or go pester my mother to give me something "good" to eat (like some ice cream or a bar of chocolate... ;] ). How do you study? (I can't seem to study properly, ever...)

Wow, this was so good! ? btw, how do you make such memes?

Once again, it's my distant and impossible dream to become Legend one day... don't rub salt over my non-existent wounds... ? NO Colonel?

I didn't know Tanki could have so many heads... (Hail Hydra) Congratz Hexministrator!!! Congratz rommeltanki for being a Chat Admin!!! G'luck!

I had the no-damage bug... (Shaft-Wasp) Killed 3 with Wasp bomb, and capped 1 flag. But this battle had 2 Vulcan-Hoppers with Incendiary Band and Heat Immunity ? A goldbox was dropping, and everyone was distracted... so I managed to cap a flag : ) Anyway, I'm not a fan of this temporary update...

Wow, I didn't know that... What a gripping description!

Nice mission... BTW,@D_A_R_K_F_I_N which event was that? Could you send me a link to the topic? Coz it doesn't seem like the normal JGR event (where all were JGRs in DM mode on Saturday and Sunday)...

Nice mission... BTW,@D_A_R_K_F_I_N which event was that? Could you send me a link to the topic? Coz it doesn't seem like the normal JGR event (where all were JGRs in DM mode on Saturday and Sunday)...