Twist in the Tale: Violent Version One day, when the Tanki developers showed up to work, they realized that all of the game's data was mysteriously wiped out. They jumped up and down in delight, because they had hardly lost anything. But jumping up and down wasn't exciting enough, so they jumped off a plane without parachutes. Luckily, the plane hadn't taken off yet, so they were fine. They quickly got onboard and then the plane took off. When the plane reached an altitude of 40,000 feet, they jumped off again; but soon realised they were wearing backpacks instead of parachutes. ;-; They decided to open their backpacks, to see if it contained anything that might save them. They found a portable teleporter, and just teleported home. But there they found Gladys. Looking back, they realized that they spent over 300 years searching... Now they had finally understood the full complexity of the situation. Yet they felt that the situation was still too complex to be handled the usual way... So they decided to not handle the situation at all. Which lead to a bad chain of events. The fire melted the reactor's metallic leg, it was slowly falling over it's melted leg. As it fell in a fuming pool of molten metal, it's contents fell out. The radiation levels were so high that even if a person could survive the inferno, his whole body will bleed to death in a matter of few hours. Assured death. They tried to transfer the D2O from the heavy water tank into their fire-fighting pipes. They thought that it could help them cool down the reactor's fuel. It did not work. And then he woke up and realised it was all a dream. Then, it started to slowly fade out of his mind. As it faded out of his mind, it also caused his mind to fade away |O| His mind went so fast that the only physical action he could remember to do was to play tanki. So that was all he ever did again. Doing it was not unpleasant, however, so he had no objections to doing it for all time. This was a special story, becoz it had many "firsts". At_Shin was new, and he added a baby text-wall. Dupuy added a twenty-first line. F41TH seems to have lost himself in something we don't know about yet. Well, come what may, this wonderful game shall continue... All hail ChatBox!!!

But it might not be hot, as that's a lame reason: "TWBH cuz I'm about to become a mod" would've doe beautifully... ?

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Player @dupuy has been banned for as long as it takes a snake to die after biting a man, for not realizing that @Lose won't be able to parkour if he got banned.

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Nine times out of ten, I can't refresh my mood... When I can, however, I go out and play. Whatever it may be - Badminton, Football, Cricket, Table-Tennis, or even a game of Chess with friends in some shade or a club-house. But now since playing outdoors with friends is quite restricted, I try to read a light novella, or try to write a poem/story, or go pester my mother to give me something "good" to eat (like some ice cream or a bar of chocolate... ;] ). How do you study? (I can't seem to study properly, ever...)

Wow, this was so good! ? btw, how do you make such memes?

Once again, it's my distant and impossible dream to become Legend one day... don't rub salt over my non-existent wounds... ? NO Colonel?

I didn't know Tanki could have so many heads... (Hail Hydra) Congratz Hexministrator!!! Congratz rommeltanki for being a Chat Admin!!! G'luck!

I had the no-damage bug... (Shaft-Wasp) Killed 3 with Wasp bomb, and capped 1 flag. But this battle had 2 Vulcan-Hoppers with Incendiary Band and Heat Immunity ? A goldbox was dropping, and everyone was distracted... so I managed to cap a flag : ) Anyway, I'm not a fan of this temporary update...

Wow, I didn't know that... What a gripping description!

Nice mission... BTW,@D_A_R_K_F_I_N which event was that? Could you send me a link to the topic? Coz it doesn't seem like the normal JGR event (where all were JGRs in DM mode on Saturday and Sunday)...

Nice mission... BTW,@D_A_R_K_F_I_N which event was that? Could you send me a link to the topic? Coz it doesn't seem like the normal JGR event (where all were JGRs in DM mode on Saturday and Sunday)...

Excusez-moi, mais la date de soumission de ce concours n'est-elle pas terminée? De plus, quand les résultats seront-ils annoncés? Merci!

I can't see the video for Flash... All I see is that Don has posted a video of shooting on HTML5.

It's not when you reach a certain reputation. You need to be active on the Forum for 30 days, and have 100 posts. Posts in the Forum Games section do not count towards the post-count. You then reach the "Advanced" forum group. For more information, check out Forum Groups on the Wiki. @tankicola, I believe you haven't crossed 100 posts yet. Do so ASAP (without spamming, of course xD), and you'll be able to hide your posts. However, there's no point in hiding posts in the AWS as Reporters can anyway see hidden posts in that section, as far as I know. It's best to contact a Newspaper Reporter via Forum PM and let him know your problem. Among Reporters, it's better to contact Person_Random, as he has been actively approving articles in the AWS. Another good option is to edit your article before it gets approved, and add a massive disclaimer/note at the very top, in red color (preferably), or any other eye-catching color, and mention that you have posted the article accidentally. Add any other information you deem necessary. Make it BOLD or ITALIC or UNDERLINED or all at once. Your choice! ?

Tech Support is actually pretty efficient! I had lost around 75000 crystals once due to the glitchy mobile interface (tapped on Buy twice), and I immediately contacted Tech Support via the form given in the FAQs section of Question & Answers forum (thanks for that Spy!). They refunded my crystals within 6 hours!!!

@Spy @Emil I have tried browsing through paints a few times again, and it seems to be a one-time bug. I think it happened because of my slow laptop. The website wasn't responding to clicks fast enough. Nevertheless, it's a new bug, as far as I know. Thanks!

I haven't tried it multiple times, but I reported it because it was new. I'll try it again and let you know ASAP.

This error occurred when I was browsing through Paints in the Garage. I equipped a paint (Mary, if it helps), but it didn't show on my display tank beside the paints list, and when I clicked on another paint, the error page showed up.

Forget Hopper, now Wasps are scoring goals as if they're Titans with Crisis and Speed Boost... They don't even need to shoot. I really don't understand though - I feel as if every enemy tank is dealing normal damage to me, but I am unable to kill even Wasps by using Double Damage. Shafts are one-shotting my Mk5 Wasp and Hopper, Gausses are dealing significant damage to me sans snipe mode, Thunders are roaming around and killing me easily... even if I use Double Armour, enemy tanks are able to kill me in seconds. And it's not that they got 2k GS more than me - their GS is mostly within 1k of mine. Those with 2k or more GS higher than mine obviously dominate battles. I simply cannot understand what I'm doing wrong...

Here's my message: There was once a time when people used to chat on forums. Then came Discord... and revolutionized instant communication... people were able to chat very fast, from all parts of the world, and even be in a voice call!

There's a reason the Halloween Pumpkins were protesting about the social-distancing guidelines... Gold diggers must come close! But thankfully we had the rocket-golds, so social-distancing was maintained (no, that didn't make the pumpkins happy. And some pumpkins were replaced by containers because kaisdf ate them...)

Sup tankers!! I recently posted a "joke" in 'Joke of The Day - Have Any', and I realised that my joke would not make sense to most players that begin playing Tanki a few years later or return to Tanki after a long hiatus. So in a spoiler, I just typed "yep, there was a time when..." This somehow made me a bit conscious about the impressions that other forumers form about me. I felt like "leaving behind a legacy" on the Forum, or something of the kind. Tanki is changing at a furious pace, and old players are finding it difficult to comprehend the new updates. Newer players don't understand former Tanki mechanics. Essentially, Tanki is moving ahead very fast, and only those in the present fully understand what's going on. What message would you like to leave behind on the Forum, for the newer generation of Tankers? It needn't be Tanki-related. This is the Off-Topic discussion section, after all...