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What a complete waste of time. You need to take this topic to URANUS and INSERT IT.
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I had two other ping images but they were erased. The Forum is as laggy and unpredictable as the game. Like everyone else I keeping asking myself what went wrong ? I did not have any problems 4 months ago. CRAZY IVAN is correct. It's all about the ping. It is a NO WIN SITUATION for me. It's time to shop around for another game located in my country ... this time.
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Let me put it to you in simple terms. You are an *****. You are an ill educated, semi-literate, goat milking creepy crawler. You don't have enough intelligence to read, let alone comprehend, two paragraphs. GET LOST TROLLER !!! ... and you aren't a very good one at that.
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See Below Ditto. I am located in the USA. Once I enter Europe the ping rates drop, download and upload speeds drop immediately, and in general everything just slows to a crawl. I think it's the fact that most of the European countries, and especially the Russians, are still using the old coaxial cable type of lines. That junk just eats up the fiber optics system we are using in the USA. It is a no win situation until the Europeans change over to fiber optics cable. You can see it here for yourself if you don't believe Aghani: http://www.speedtest.net/ The facts speaks for themselves. Tanki's only options are to locate servers in other areas of the world, especially the US. The fibers optics here could handle massive amounts of data and return it with very few problems regardless of locations. Just my opinion. I have also did a 180 degree turn around on the rebalance. It has just turned into another "kiddie shoot 'em up game" on the internet. Smoky's with unlimited range with no loss of HP, Twins with no diminished HP over distances, all kinds of weapons firing at 45 degree and 90 angles, firing through walls, blah, blah,blah. The physics stink !! The rebalance has destroyed NSB. They are filled with newbies with overpowered weapons and no idea how to use them. TWINS need a RECHARGE time too !!! That incessant noise just destroys the game. Hold down the space bar and shoot the entire game. What a joke !!!
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Pre-release of Tank Testing Tool by Soiko
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
You need to pay more attention to what your read; if you are capable of it. I rarely complain about Tanki. This topic doesn't really relate to you. I seriously doubt if you could get this version of TTT to run or for that matter any other version of TTT. You need to stick to making "kiddie topics" and leave the adults to their business. Thank you and have a nice day. -
Pre-release of Tank Testing Tool by Soiko
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
Here's some chat for you, FBI. Most English users have survived rebalance, price hikes, nerfed weapons, and lags with the minimum of complaints. It's time we got some extras, and I don't mean a Hunter ... junk. Replace Inferno with Flame. Inferno has and will always look like a paint job for an American HOT ROD from the 1950's. It's time to jump into the 21st century !!! -
Pre-release of Tank Testing Tool by Soiko
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
Someone might want to unlock this topic, http://en.tankiforum...pic=164205, and STICKY it. Maybe that Cheese Guy will come back to answer questions. Here is a video of the FLAME PAINT. It looks really nice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMDT0YOr4Ak&feature=youtu.be -
Pre-release of Tank Testing Tool by Soiko
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Pre-release of Tank Testing Tool by Soiko Archive
Soiko has released a Test/Beta version of his Tank Testing Tool. You can get it here: http://ru.tankiforum...howtopic=163005 It includes a paint called Flame. I wish we had gotten it instead of Picasso. Could it be coming in the future ?? If you have any problems with the program you will need to consult someone other than myself. I don't speak Russian. Maybe someone in the English Forum that speaks Russian can help you out. Be advised ... don't post English comments in the Russian forum. Good luck. -
Rail Gun declared the KING OF ALL BATTLES !
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
Never question the opinion of a superior officer again, General Splitterpoint. One more remark like that and I will have you before a court martial. Always respect the rank. -
Rail Gun declared the KING OF ALL BATTLES !
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
Forget all of that other stuff. It's working fine now. Sorry. :) -
Rail Gun declared the KING OF ALL BATTLES !
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
Update I have changed my mind about the RAIL GUN. It is a WORTHLESS CHUNK OF JUNK !!! Within the last 3 days something has happened to the RAIL GUN. It appears that it has been NERFED or has some SERIOUS PHYSICS PROBLEMS. Here are a few of the problems I have encountered to date: Every 10 to 15 shots the turret will swing wildly and not stop at the aiming point. No. It isn't lag this time. Every 10 to 15 shots the turret will refuse to rotate while the tank is moving. I don't camp with the RAIL GUN. This a BIG MINUS. HP fluctuates wildly. Tanks that should have been destroyed, even at the lowest HP, aren't being destroyed. Long distance shots going high or low of the target resulting in a miss. Rotating the turret results in turning the hull too. If I wanted to rotate the hull I would do it myself. More missed shots !! Overall performance ... BAD !!! The RAIL GUN was fun to play after the rebalance until these problems starting occurring on a frequent basis. You can watch the vid in the OP if you want to see what the performance was like just a few days ago. I am a terrible shot with the RAIL GUN, but it was fun to use and I enjoyed using it. Not any more. You might want to use caution if you are in the market for a RAIL GUN. Do your research and make a wise choice. I am not the ONLY ONE with this problem. If you decide to respond: I like the rebalance !!! If you have rebalance complaints please use the COMPLAINTS section. Is this a complaint ?? Not really a complaint, more like a question. No techno babble, no overused references to "how to fix it", no "it's lag" references, blah, blah, blah. Until I see an improvement in the RAIL GUN; I will consider it a WORTHLESS CHUNK OF JUNK. Form your own opinions. I repeat ... I am a terrible shot with the RAIL GUN; but even a bad hunter has a good day every once in a while. -
stupid mult will win or they won already1234567iopa
cheap_plastic_flower replied to Lieutenant_Me in Archive
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Thanks for dragging this stinking, rotten, useless corpse of a topic out of its grave. I can smell the stink from here !!! Please put it back in its grave.
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This discussion can't be derailed because it never left the station. With my ban record I can assure you that I will never be a Moderator. I'm a Professional Troll. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. I take pride in my work. My business card states it clearly ... HAVE TROLL. WILL TRAVEL. My part in this discussion is over. I really mean it this time !!!
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This is my final suggestion, Lolerman. Go to amazon.com and purchase a 10 FOOT POLE. When the pole arrives have it sent to her and sign it: I am Lolerman. I love you madly. I want to hold you so much. When she finally meets you she can touch you with the 10 FOOT POLE. It is my personal opinion is that this is as close as she will ever get to having actual physical contact with you. Something deep within me feels that you may be FOREVER ALONE. Stop dreaming about her and get a real girlfriend or maybe start collecting Godzilla memorablia and try to forget your lost love.
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My part in this discussion is over. You can't really call this a discussion. Most of the people that respond don't even read the last post let alone the original post. It is more of a "gripe session" than a discussion. 90% BullPoop and 10% useful information. I posted the link so that people could see that this is not an amateurish online business being ran by teenagers out of their Mom's basement. You vaguely imply in the OP that the developers don't know what they are doing. After looking at the Alternativa site I am sure no one could get that impression. Their expertise in right out there in public and readily viewable. No offense to you, but where is yours ? FBI is a good person to have around in the Forums. I am sure he has other things to do rather than hang around this particular topic and defend the developers or anyone else for that matter. My part in this discussion is over. For REAL this time !!!
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In case you didn't know it, this is the BRAINS behind Tankionline: http://alternativaplatform.com/en/ . They have some very nice demos and lots of free software on the site. It doesn't appear to me that they are out to "scam" anyone out of their money or their time. It is a professional company being ran by PROFESSIONALS. I am sure they are making every effort to solve the LAG PROBLEM. They don't have to be told that it is bad for business and I am certain they are working as quickly as possible to solve it. The OP started the topic in good faith and made some reasonable points. It started out as a topic to discuss ideas and exchange info until the MUD SLINGERS showed up. Thanks to their input it has turned into yet another WHINE AND MOAN FESTIVAL. This is the reason I rarely participate in these topics. They eventually turn into a big waste of time. I am willing to wait a reasonable length of time for the lag issue to be solved. Right now, even with the lags, Tanki is a lot of fun for me. Once it stops being FUN ... I'm out of here. My part in this discussion is over.
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My TROLLS ??? are well planned, beautifully executed, and in general just AWESOME. It seems a shame to bury such great effort in a "pile" of COUNT TO A ZILLION ... MY MEME IS FUNNIER THAN YOUR MEME ... FUNNY USES FOR FRUIT ... FINISH MY SENTENCE PLEASE ... blah, blah, blah. Quality entertainment must be separated from those RIFF-RAFF GAMES. My suggestion to the game players is to recommend that Koolwalky create a SECTION just for GAMES. This way the Game Players can enjoy their "quality time" while the more intellectually inclined, like myself, do things like READ A BOOK or GET SOME SUNSHINE.
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I am aware of and know how to use ping, traceroute, etc. etc.. I know about cloud-ix.net and datahouse.ru and the associated information. These are SERVICE PROVIDERS for Tankionline. These locations are where my Mbps, ping rate, etc., etc. begins to DROP rapidly. It truly isn't Tankionline's fault. It's their SERVICE PROVIDER. Perhaps they should look into getting another one other than the aforementioned. This company advertises as: "Today we have a network with a well-developed infrastructure and a successful data-centers in Russia, Ukraine and abroad.".
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Rail Gun declared the KING OF ALL BATTLES !
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
I have to apologize to you and anyone else I may have offended with that comment, Raphael2. It was mean spirited. We all know that rank and time on Tanki rarely has anything to do with skill in the game. I have always thought that Rank was secondary to Skill anyway. I'll take skill over rank any day of the week. -
I read your post. It was very interesting. If Russian players aren't suffering from lag, then I definitely have a problem with Tanki. I'm a BUYER and when I pay I expect to get 100% in services rendered. I also expect to get the same service and quality as any other user, regardless of location. If you can verify that Russians get NO LAG then I can support your complaint. Lag has definitely gotten to be a problem for me in NSB. I thought everyone was experiencing lag. There are usually a lot of Russian players in NSB. I don't know whether they complain or not since I don't speak the language and can't read the chat.
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Rail Gun declared the KING OF ALL BATTLES !
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
I have no idea what you are trying to say in that post. In the future please have your PARENTS reply for you. It makes it easier on the reader. -
Rail Gun declared the KING OF ALL BATTLES !
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Archive
That is the kind of comment I expect from people that have been here for a year+ and have only ONE STAR. "who can't reach anything great,". You might want to take a good look at your own skills. Hahahahaha .... -
Please create a separate area for the games. They don't need to be in General or Off Topic Discussion. They just fill the page up with a lot of stuff I, and certainly other people, don't like to scroll thru to get to a topic they want to read. They just make the page too crowded !!
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This is a short test video of the PINK PONY CANNON currently being designed for use in Tanki battles. It has a 40% chance of producing a PINK PONY CRITICAL HIT every ten shots with an HP of 200. It is going to be a killer. It can only be used with Thunder at the current time. Expect to see it in battle soon !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZCJY_m0tyU&feature=youtu.be
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