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The English Forum is dying ! Here are some of the reasons.
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in The English Forum is dying ! Here are some of the reasons. Archive
Same question ... Why is the English Forum dying ??? Go back to the General Section and look at some of the topics. Read some of the responses in those topics. 90 percent of it is JUNK. It is a never ending stream of duplicates, stupid questions that could have been answered in the FAQ, Grave Diggers, ridiculous suggestions, people that think that their number of posts is actually important, blah, blah, blah. They are not humorous, They are not fun. The are not informative. They are simple "bandwidth pigs" that consume space and add NOTHING to the Forum. They force the user to use their time to scroll/pick thru the garbage in order to find a topic that might be enjoyable and worth the effort to read. Here are some suggestions for the Mods and the Devs. Notice how I didn't put this post in the correct topic: No more MISTER NICE GUY. If it looks like JUNK; it is JUNK. Don't lock it. Delete it. Don't give a reason ... just DELETE IT. Limit the number of times a user ID can post within a certain length of time. 10 minutes works for me. It gives them time to actually read the topic. Set limits on creating topics based upon RANK. The game is divided by rank; why not the Forum ??? PORNO PICTURES of any kind should be an immediate BAN for a LONG PERIOD. Don't give a reason. Delete the topic. Let them EMAIL the Help Desk. Blatant Profanity is NOT OK. Suggestive comments and "adult blue humor" is fine with me. Most people just don't get it anyway. STRICT RULES with anything relating to race, religion or country of national origin. If it doesn't feel right. Don't hesitate. Delete it. COMPLAINTS. Make a REALLY BIG TOPIC and let people complain. That includes me. If it is a complaint and it is out of topic. Delete it. Multiple accounts. Good luck !!! I have only ONE. This does not concern me. Make some suggestions yourself. Comment to Bruce Lunga Unfortunatley, I witnessed the posts created by by some SCUMBAG yesterday concerning you. I got really MAD. I have not been mad in many years. I really wanted to physically hurt the person that created that garbage. You are an asset to this Forum and the "real users" are lucky to have you in charge of it. You do a wonderful job and provide hours of entertainment for users both old and new. Like the kids say, "Haters or gonna hate." In their case it is the only thing they will ever accomplish in life. I think my Arch Nemesis, Contaminated, is correct. The Forum is dying and it will eventually be dead if something is not done. -
You like bananas ?
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Do you use a lube with the banana ? If you remove the peel you don't need a lube. It's self lubricating.
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Your idea makes me want to vomit. Why doesn't Tankionline just Paypal you 10 USD. You could take the money and purchase some candy, a car, and finally pay for that plastic surgery on your sister's nose. She will love you for it. Thank you for posting in the Forum. Please don't post anymore. Some of us are trying to eat. Have a nice day. :)
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I want you to leave the Forum, Crazy Johnny. I want you to leave and never come back to this place. People hate you here. Have a nice day. :)
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I have a better idea. Posts some screenshots of your head and a pumpkin. Then let the users vote on which screenshot is your real head. Have a nice day. :)
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Thank you. I didn't know that until now.
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Have you ever burned a пердёж ?
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Two words for you, Dedog1. CLIFF NOTES. Don't waste your time with all the little things like plot, theme, character development, blah, blah, blah. Why spend HOURS reading some dusty old book when you can be playing Tankionline. For just a few dollars you can have all the Classic Literature of the World in your hand. I read War and Peace in less than two hours. That includes time for snack breaks and playing Grab My Sock with the cat. Do yourself a favor and spend more time practicing Creative Loafing and less time reading about fictional characters created by people that have long since gone to that OLD BOOKSHELF IN THE SKY.
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Want to know why the English Forum is dying ??? Just go back to the main topic and look at some of this crap !!! People that should have been locked into a closet at birth and forgotten now have the right to post in the English Forum. What is even scarier is the fact that they will reproduce at an astounding rate. They are like rats !!! These TOPIC MAKERS are out of control. Your children and your childrens' children will be exposed to this horror on the Forum hundreds of years from now when Tanki installs Update 23,445. Below are a few recommendations for decreasing the number of USELESS TOPIC MAKERS: Encourage FAPPING. The more they FAP the more likely they are to go blind. If they are blind they can't find a mate and reproduce. Tell them VOLUNTARY STERILIZATION is the best way to get FREE ICE CREAM. Tell them READING and WRITING was created by Satan. If they learn how to do it they will be doomed to Hell. Tell them Drug and Alcohol Abuse is a GOOD THING. It is just a plot by the government to keep you from having a good time. Tell them it is possible to SKYDIVE without a parachute and then take them to an airport. Tell them God wants them to EAT ONLY FOODS DEEP FRIED IN ANIMAL FAT and then direct them to Burger King. The list is endless. I encourage you to use any and all means at your disposal to help keep future generations from having to endure the HORRORS OF THE USELESS TOPIC MAKERS.
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Lhamster just gave you the best advice you will ever get Lizerdgirl108. There is someone out there for everyone. A small bit of advice, Lizerdgirl. Don't make remarks like "mom took me to a salon to get my nails painted and get hair ripped off my face" in your posts. Just my thoughts.
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That meteor was supposed to have landed in the Complaints Section. It was God's response to the recent Tanki Economics Update. God must have been using an M2 Railgun. God hasn't upgraded yet. God doesn't have enough crystals.
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That is about as likely as you being surgically separated from your conjoined twin, Latvian Killer. Where are you joined ?
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Response from Cheap Plastic Flower
cheap_plastic_flower replied to cheap_plastic_flower in Response from Cheap Plastic Flower Archive
I have seen things change rapidly on Tankionline within the last few months. I have agreed and disagreed, in a civil manner, with the changes on more than one occasion. My personality dictates that I "go with the flow" and see how things develop before making a decision. Tanki is still fun at this point so I intend to stay and make the best of it. Because of my rank and the fact I am a BUYER means I can enhance my gaming experience at any time without worrying about crystals, equipment, blah, blah, blah. This brings me to the latest update concerning GAME ECONOMICS. They were supposedly designed to give ALL the players an opportunity to collect some crystals, even if their team lost, as long as they put forth some effort and completed the game. To date I have not seen any of this happen !!! Please see the pictures below and look carefully at the user statistics. What went wrong here ??? These show the final scores for just two of the numerous NS Kungur battles I have participated in lately. I'm addicted to Kungur and NS. I will seek professional help when I'm dead. I don't care about the crystals !!! Notice some of the ranks on the losing team. These guys and gals could probably put them to good use. Both of these battles were well played by both sides and everyone put out a lot of effort. The winning team deserved the crystals they got, but the losing team deserved some too. I am sure this is not the fault of the developers, but there appears to be a PROBLEM somewhere in the update. I am also certain this is occurring in other battles and going unreported. Until this PROBLEM is CORRECTED I can only consider the GAME ECONOMICS UPDATE to be useless. Why should I be concerned about other players and their crystal rewards ??? Better players with better equipment means BETTER COMPETITION and BETTER BATTLES. My GREATNESS can only be maintained by driving my enemies before me and hearing the lamentations of their women. My enemies must be GREAT too. Smell me ... accept my GREATNESS ... move on with your life. Why is the ENGLISH FORUM DYING ??? I will respond to that issue in an insincere, thoughtless, and utterly meaningless troll response at a later date. -
Thank you, Developers. Great job !!! I haven't been impressed in a long time. This IMPRESSED me.
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Drop in any time. I thought that was you urinating in the parking lot of the Apartment Complex for Freaks !!! Are those toilets torn up again ??
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We all call her the Hot Babe because she looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a fork. You don't want it.
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Who is Justin Beiber ?? I stopped listening to music when Mozart died. He was really good in concert and his backup singers were really, really HOT !!
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I agree it is kind of insulting, FBI. Do you mind if I call you a Bulgarian Bungle Rooster ?
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I told you it was a good topic.
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I read all of that topic about people getting dumber. He is correct. It was a good topic.
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I am impressed, Splitter. During the Second World War British and American troops used discarded ammo and supply boxes as latrines.
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I was being serious. Until I get the engine fixed in my truck, it will be a POOL.
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You got a grade of C and never left Entland. Try pinging Moscow and let us know the results. I think they may be different.
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