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    The XP buyers...

    I agree with everyone 100%. Before the rebalance I was a 1st Lieutenant. Thanks to the rebalance I am the highest rank that can be obtained in Tanki. I am now a proud and powerful GENERATEDSWITCHMO. I bought it all. I hope to buy an M3 Twins soon. Since I don't have any skill; I can just hold down the space bar the entire game and wait for someone to drive in front of my mighty NOISEMAKER. I know I going to really make some crystals and increase my D/L. I love this game.
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    gold box filled with xp

    I have told you people repeatedly. Latvian is NUTTIER THAN SQUIRREL POOP. He was raised on turnips and reindeer milk. What can you expect ?? Let me finish this bowl of chili and I will have something for you to fill that box with in about thirty minutes.
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    Gingerbread Tank!

    I put that picture in Paint Shop Pro and magnified it. That "thing" in the lower left hand corner is a HAIR. Probably a knuckle hair. It looks great but I would not eat any of it.
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    Railgun Love

    I love my M2 Rail. I am saving up to buy an M3.
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    my question?

    I sure hope the contests are redone for the benefit of all the players. I have never participated myself because I am a coward and have a deathly fear of being embarassed in public.
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    Why do i get crystals so rarely in daily bonus?

    I get good stuff all the time. I am a buyer. We always get lots of crystals and supplies.
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    The Flying Chickens Clan

    Is that the BAKED, BROILED, or DEEP FRIED Flying Chickens Clan. I might be interested .... Bumping a game. Please put those time wasters in a SECTION to themselves. Forum Games stink !!
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    Tanki not workin!

    This isn't NASA, Haider. This is Tanki. You take what they give you and like it.
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    let it snow...

    I love the snow. It reminds me of the dandruff I use have before I went bald. Bumping a game. Please put those time wasters in a SECTION to themselves. Forum Games stink !!
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    custom paints by splitterpoint

    As always good job, Splitter. Bumping a game. Please put those time wasters in a SECTION to themselves. Forum Games stink !!
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    Gingerbread Tank!

    Are does Mint Cookies being used for the wheels ? I love Girl Scout Mint Cookies.
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    first deer

    Bumping a game. Please put those time wasters in a SECTION to themselves. Forum Games stink !!
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    My movie

    Bumping a game. Please put those time wasters in a SECTION to themselves. Forum Games stink !!
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    Watch IT NOW!

    Bumping a game. Please put those time wasters in a SECTION to themselves. Forum Games stink !!
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    HOW To Do A Pool?

    Bumping a game. Please put those time wasters in a SECTION to themselves. Forum Games stink !!
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    Satellite Photo of My Neighborhood

    This is a REAL satellite photo of my neighborhood. I added the descriptions. Couldn't you tell ?? Come on everyone let me see what your neighborhood looks likes from OUTER SPACE. Location: Atlanta Metro Area. Bumping a game. Please put those time wasters in a SECTION to themselves. Forum Games stink !! This is a view of my neighborhood from the newest Russian satellite. Smert-Mir-Soyuz-Sputnik-Ivan 2
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    HOW To Do A Pool?

    The person clearly stated ... HOW to do a pool? I believe he or she knows what they want in this topic. Below is a photo of how I built my first pool. It may work for you. I am installing a diving board next year.
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    Watch IT NOW!

    There is the PROOF !!! White people can't jump !!!
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    My movie

    Please don't encourage Wiki everyone. He is on the road to disaster. A video of this quality is not only beyond his grasp, it is also beyond his talent. Once his failure becomes obvious to him he will only know disappointment and regret. I am asking you personally, Wiki, to not do this thing. I am only thinking of you. A failure of this magnitude could only result in an overpowering shame that will follow you into adulthood and change your life forever. PLEASE DON'T DO IT !!!
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    first deer

    You don't need to do that Splitter. Just invite them to play Tanki. Eventually the LAGS will drive them insane. Once they are lying on the floor and begging for someone to end it, you can hit them in the head with a brick and eat them. They taste like OLD SHOE LEATHER by the way.
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    first deer

    Get use to stuff RUNNING away from you, Fissure. As you get older and start to look for a wife or girlfriend, all of the them will be RUNNING away from you too. You will not be able to shoot them. FOREVER ALONE.
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    first deer

    You have already stated that you "collect" guns, Kid. I believe you implied that you don't fire them or use them to hunt. Psychologists have a theory that men that collect guns and don't use them do it to compensate for the fact that they have a Little Willy. Enjoy that delicious Deerburger.
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    first deer

    I agree Mister G. If you haven't had a date or female companionship for a while they start to look almost beautiful ... if you know what I mean ? You don't have to buy them dinner or take them to a movie. Just give them a few apples and you are good to go. If the date goes bad you can always skin them and use the hide to make a nice coat. You can give the meat to Kid Vegito. He likes the taste of OLD SHOE LEATHER.
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    first deer

    I think the same thing may apply to you, Oh Mighty Deer Slayer. Only POOR PEOPLE use Winchesters and the 308 caliber is a light weight round with a mininum of recoil. It's designed for Little Girls and people like yourself ... Sissy Boys. Maybe you can "trap some furs" this Winter and buy yourself a Mossberg. Hahahahaha ... It is obvious that you will never know the joy of owning a REMINGTON. Don't apologize, Splitterpoint. He was being rude, not you. Deer, Elk, and Moose meat tastes like OLD SHOE LEATHER. I have tried them all. Do yourself a favor and buy some BEEF. You can thank me later.
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    Tanki says be patient

    The game started out great. The LAGS started at roughly the 20 MINUTE MARK as usual. I had 6 LAGS within the next 10 MINUTES. The time required to refresh probably cost me 2 to 3 MINUTES. I got my LAST LAG with approximately 8 MINUTES and 30 SECONDS to play. When I refreshed for the last time I came back to the game, approximately 30 seconds, and found this ... GAME OVER !!! Where are my 8.5 minutes ??? I am no PRO with a Rail Gun, but I might have got a few more in 8.5 minutes. I did not lose my crystals because I always take a lot of screen caps ... LATELY. The LAG has got to end and SOON !!! Patience, like all things, has a limit.
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